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36211
« on: September 05, 2014, 12:38:17 PM »
Pansexual.
If you want me to be a female, then fine.
Do woks count as an Asian fetish for you?
36212
« on: September 04, 2014, 10:10:20 PM »
Nah.
Then I will find you, and I will kill you.
36213
« on: September 04, 2014, 10:08:14 PM »
Holy shit, yes, that reminds me.
Okay, so, way back when Star Trek was a thing, it was always noted that a bunch of pedophiles and creepy people that got caught by police were big time Trekkies. And then it hit me.
What if this generations version of a Trekkie is a Brony?
Freyja's tits... if you're telling me that I have to deal with bronies being around for thirty more years then I may just have to go on an ethnic cleansing.
36214
« on: September 04, 2014, 10:03:43 PM »
You're wrong.
If you give me my doggy back, no harm will come to you or your thread.
36215
« on: September 04, 2014, 10:02:46 PM »
nah
36216
« on: September 04, 2014, 10:01:23 PM »
Can't cawk the hawks?
36217
« on: September 04, 2014, 10:00:44 PM »
dug absorbs satan's powers
Glory be to Dug!
36218
« on: September 04, 2014, 09:59:39 PM »
I am guy who gun teech u lesson in bed. Spoiler Bisexual male, and it's really just that simple.
36219
« on: September 04, 2014, 09:57:10 PM »
you have seen too much
Dug will keep me safe from evil.
36220
« on: September 04, 2014, 09:51:00 PM »
Is what he calls me in bed. ; )
Creepy old men...
36221
« on: September 04, 2014, 09:50:15 PM »
But then where will Greece get monies from?
36222
« on: September 04, 2014, 09:49:35 PM »
Nine...
Eleven.
36223
« on: September 04, 2014, 09:48:51 PM »
*burns your lawn*
Jokes on you, I needed to mow anyway.
36224
« on: September 04, 2014, 09:48:15 PM »
Class of '09 bitch.
Shiiiiit, you old enough to be Oss's daddy.
36225
« on: September 04, 2014, 09:45:05 PM »
Class of '11. Now get off my lawn, a crazy kids.
36226
« on: September 04, 2014, 09:31:49 PM »
I left high school with about 217 others, if I remember right.
36227
« on: September 04, 2014, 09:02:10 PM »
Did the dark ritual huh?
Bitch I became QUEEN
They don't let you do that as an elf, so logically I bonned the shit out of that witch and then proceeded to follow her into that mirror for kinky, otherworldly, demon magic sex. It's what any sane man would do.
36228
« on: September 04, 2014, 08:59:45 PM »
Ehh...there's this other modding site...
Doesnt have rules like Nexus.
So you know...
Cheese Pizza?
36229
« on: September 04, 2014, 08:58:40 PM »
I guess her/his non romance endings good, just goes and travels. I hope we see Hawke in the third game
I wanna see Morrigan return and give birth to the Archdemon's hell baby.
36230
« on: September 04, 2014, 08:53:06 PM »
Sounds neat, but I don't want my saliva being sold on the market after the NSA processes it because we all know that these ancestry operations are just a front.
36231
« on: September 04, 2014, 08:50:49 PM »
How many shekels could a shekelgruber gruber if a shekelgruber could gruber shekels?
36232
« on: September 04, 2014, 08:49:26 PM »
CBBE. Bodyslide is faaaaantastic...being a perfectionist <.<
But that is not the reason why i wouldnt post my mods.
Good taste. But why no then?
36233
« on: September 04, 2014, 08:48:33 PM »
My Hawke was always with Isabella. I dunno, out of everyone I thought her romance made a better ending
Isn't her ending basically just "hey guys, fuck y'all, we're running off on a pirate ship!"? Though not like I can't talk, seeing as Anders's was basically "Hey guys, we're gonna run away together in a romantic manner from the massive army of butthurt templars after us for blowing up the Chantry, bye!"
36234
« on: September 04, 2014, 08:44:29 PM »
Everybody's problems in that game was a pain in the ass.
Hawke did some shit.
Varric is best. End.
The point of late Bioware games though, I've come to realize, is to run stupid errands for your companions through some dungeons in order to bang them and then fight the final boss. Somehow I always ended up with Anders in DA2...
36235
« on: September 04, 2014, 08:42:06 PM »
Uninstalled my Skyrim a while back...
Wouldnt have posted my mods anyway...'cause...umm yeah...
<.<
>.>
CBBE or UNP?
36236
« on: September 04, 2014, 08:37:17 PM »
>tfw you are the reversed .gif
36237
« on: September 04, 2014, 08:35:33 PM »
No. That fucking bitch and her dumb ass blood magic problems, yeah I helped her but fucking hell was she a pain in the ass.
No more of a pain than the ever teenage angsty Anders, the always brooding Fenris, whiny little Cullen, the always oblivious to your lesbian gestures Aveline, the suddenly race changed from the first game pirate lady, or the annoying little dwarf.
36238
« on: September 04, 2014, 08:16:56 PM »
Excuse my French. But she is a cunt.
Well excuse my FUCK YOU! MERRILL BEST PARTY MEMBER
36239
« on: September 04, 2014, 07:31:40 PM »
What'd he say?
36240
« on: September 04, 2014, 06:56:27 PM »
I'm fairly certain that with England retaining control of the America's, France would focus more on them, so therefore no disastrous war in Russia to cripple Napoleon's armies as he would fight along Russia in 1807 now, and good ol' Nappy storms the British isles. That battle's outcome is completely unpredictable though.
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