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The Flood / Re: Fuck yeah mother fuckers!
« on: September 07, 2014, 08:35:30 AM »
the album feature is grayt, and you can easily see what other members are doing on "people". i have to sei, Tapatalk is really good.
How's the whole not loading videos thing going for you?

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Serious / Re: The SJW have targeted Dr Who now...
« on: September 07, 2014, 07:58:20 AM »
Jesus Christ, what next? Triggered by scratching? Licking lips? Breathing?

You've obviously never heard about ASMR.
That's different from triggering mental breakdowns.

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The Flood / Re: What If Rome Never Fell?
« on: September 07, 2014, 07:55:14 AM »
Lonepaul would be a hero to us all.

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Serious / Re: Do you tip servers?
« on: September 05, 2014, 11:08:49 PM »
I'm the lazy kind of guy who just throws every waiter a five. My brother always told me I undertip and my grandmother always tells me that I over tip. But then again, old people in general are shit tippers, so I just never listen to her.
Old people are the worst tippers. They think it's still the 1950s and you can go buy a car with 2 nickels.
I'm thoroughly convinced that once somebody reaches the age of 45 their brain starts to loose it's ability to process economics related information.

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Serious / Re: Do you tip servers?
« on: September 05, 2014, 11:05:16 PM »
I'm the lazy kind of guy who just throws every waiter a five. My brother always told me I undertip and my grandmother always tells me that I over tip. But then again, old people in general are shit tippers, so I just never listen to her.

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The Flood / Re: Movies no one should see
« on: September 05, 2014, 10:43:48 PM »
I'll actually agree with the Godfather. T Hey could have cut out like, half of the movie and still made all the point plots.
You shut your goddamn mouth. That movie is a work of art.
So was the painting I made in the fifth grade.

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The Flood / Re: Movies that everyone should see
« on: September 05, 2014, 10:36:44 PM »
Superman Returns was bretty good

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The Flood / Re: Movies no one should see
« on: September 05, 2014, 10:06:23 PM »
I'll actually agree with the Godfather. T Hey could have cut out like, half of the movie and still made all the point plots.

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Serious / Re: US Air Force requires you to swear to God
« on: September 05, 2014, 10:05:06 PM »
Does it matter? Can't people just brush it aside if they wish? Making such a big fuss over one sentence.
It could go the other way as well. What's the big deal about crossing out a few words? They're just words.
Now that you say it, this is the freakin military...leave religion aside from the institution that specialized in explosions and drones.

Unless...we pray to Ares. That would make sense.
Pfft,Greeks.
The sign of the hammer is our guide.

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Serious / Re: First world people have it so rough
« on: September 05, 2014, 07:13:48 PM »
If there's a point to this, it continues to elude me.

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The Flood / Re: Movies that everyone should see
« on: September 05, 2014, 06:20:30 PM »
Das Boot.

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The Flood / Re: I'm leaving.
« on: September 05, 2014, 05:55:24 PM »
But then who will keep Le Dustbin occupied in that one thread?

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Serious / Re: First world people have it so rough
« on: September 05, 2014, 05:51:22 PM »
SoL = Standard of Living?
No, he means that everyone has a favorite Slice of Life animu that they wouldn't want go without being able to watch.

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Serious / Re: US Air Force requires you to swear to God
« on: September 05, 2014, 05:46:32 PM »
Don't like it don't join. Plain and simple.
I reiterate my previous point: the Army now allows Sikhs to wear turbans and beards in uniform due to religious beliefs, so how is it justifiable to make everyone swear an oath to the Judeo-christian God to enter or be retained by the Air Force? We're not an army of the Church, and not wanting to fake Christian beliefs shouldn't bar anyone from service.

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The Flood / Re: Remember that Battletoads thing?
« on: September 05, 2014, 05:41:05 PM »
Man, I don't think it's still a thing.

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The Flood / Re: The greatest Tumblr page ever.
« on: September 05, 2014, 05:29:00 PM »
Pretty sure it's pudding or some other dessert.
Nah, definitely a 55 gallon drum of grease.

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The Flood / Re: Do You Own Any Weapons?
« on: September 05, 2014, 03:55:24 PM »
Me personally? No. The family owns quite a few firearms though.

Also, I consider pocket knives more tools than weapons.

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The Flood / Re: Ketchup is for people who like eating shit.
« on: September 05, 2014, 03:45:48 PM »
Ew hot sauce
Never join the army, son.

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Gaming / Re: Kiyo's Destiny thread just made me do some research
« on: September 05, 2014, 03:37:50 PM »
The offers are all probably one cent. I did that to a guy who was selling a crate LS motor for 10k OBO on ebay.

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The Flood / Re: Ketchup is for people who like eating shit.
« on: September 05, 2014, 03:35:48 PM »
That's what mustard is for
Porque no los dos?

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The Flood / The greatest Tumblr page ever.
« on: September 05, 2014, 03:31:01 PM »
So I was on Tumblr today doing the usual routine, and in between the amateur crossdressers and asian ladies' feet I saw a post. This post was from a particular blog that I thought had ceased activity long ago. A blog that once held the world by it's throat, that once threatened to bring about an age of nuclear war and untold chaos. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a blog of grand importance in the realm of international propaganda, and may contain content capable of causing heart attack, stroke, or pulmonary edema. You may or may not want to have soy sauce on hand.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present unto you...

Kim Jong-Un looking at things.

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The Flood / Re: Ketchup is for people who like eating shit.
« on: September 05, 2014, 02:31:50 PM »
Fuck you, Ketchup is the sauce of gods.

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Serious / Re: US Air Force requires you to swear to God
« on: September 05, 2014, 02:03:24 PM »
Fucking lol

Amazing story Das.
It's what I do best, lol.

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Serious / Re: US Air Force requires you to swear to God
« on: September 05, 2014, 01:32:50 PM »
Ya, if you had a trans* coworker, you would probably be too excited and distracted to accomplish anything. =^.^=
Eh, maybe.
Spoiler
I had met some dude a couple years back and tried to get a band going. Very awkward person, mediocre guitarist, but a great poet and this weird ass, short chick he knew was an awesome singer, so we only had to find a drummer yet. It's also worth noting here that when I first met the guy we was wearing a vest and a bowler hat. Not attractive at all.
Well, two months into our project, I get a very long and drawn out email about how the person's trans, something something therapy, something beginning transitioning, something it's okay if you want out, etc... etc.. to which my reply was "I don't fucking care." I got some good ass basslines fleshed out over this time then.
Long story short, he moved four months after that and I never heard from him again. To this day, I still want to bang the fuck out of his roommate. She had the perfect A cup tits...

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Serious / Re: US Air Force requires you to swear to God
« on: September 05, 2014, 01:21:51 PM »
Why can transgender people not serve as well?
That's a whole different discussion involving lots of speculation, I think.

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Serious / Re: US Air Force requires you to swear to God
« on: September 05, 2014, 01:17:40 PM »
Holy shit, that is a real thing? Does he have to take it off indoors?
Here's an article from January. I mean, I'm not saying that this is bad, I'm just saying that if we're allowing religious expression in this sense then why can't non-religious... un-expression be shown?

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Serious / Re: US Air Force requires you to swear to God
« on: September 05, 2014, 01:07:15 PM »
Apparently it's no longer allowed to be skipped.

They authorized this shit under AR-670-1 but I can't refuse to swear to God in my oath to the constitution?
That's fucked up if true.

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Serious / Re: So Iran is going to work with the US on ISIS now.
« on: September 05, 2014, 12:45:05 PM »
One small step for US/Iranian relations!

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Serious / Re: US Air Force requires you to swear to God
« on: September 05, 2014, 12:43:11 PM »
I just skipped that line during my oath of enlistment...

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The Flood / Re: Sexuality Poll
« on: September 05, 2014, 12:40:24 PM »

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