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The Flood / Re: where we are in the universe
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:55:08 PM »
So you're telling me, like, galaxies, are going to crash into each other?
Whoaaa man, this is some intese mindfucking.
there's a theory called the big crunch that states all the matter in the universe will return to a pinpoint before starting another big bang
I thought the big crunch was kinda dismissed a few years ago.

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The Flood / Re: where we are in the universe
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:52:01 PM »
So you're telling me, like, galaxies, are going to crash into each other?
Whoaaa man, this is some intese mindfucking.

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Serious / Re: Who was the best and worst President in US history?
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:49:23 PM »
Wait, do people seriously think Obama is one of the worst presidents in US history?
Recency bias, or something.

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Gaming / Re: Skyrim characters
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:26:11 PM »

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That's racist.



That is just too perfect.



I wonder the circumstances that led to this photo
Must have led to some hilarious conversation.

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Serious / Re: Do you tip servers?
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:19:23 PM »
Who wants to go out all dressed up and pay twenty bucks for some bangers and mash?
Um, people who want something better than a frozen burger thrown on the grill?

I thought brits were supposed to be classy and shit. Don't you guys have any nice Italian restaurants and shit?
It's not much of a step up, really.

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Gaming / Re: Skyrim characters
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:17:15 PM »

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That's racist.



That is just too perfect.

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The Flood / Re: Man, this weed.
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:16:35 PM »
Wait, you mean there's moments of time when you're not high?

36158
Gaming / Re: Skyrim characters
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:12:05 PM »


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Lizard people are best people



you missed a spot on the docks


That's racist.

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Gaming / Re: Skyrim characters
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:07:00 PM »
Spoiler
Lizard people are best people

Oh, and obligatory not adequately clothed for battle female bow character
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: How to rainbow post
« on: September 07, 2014, 08:42:24 PM »
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I don't know if I should appreciate the effort or sigh at it...

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The Flood / Re: First day back at college tomorrow, and I can't sleep
« on: September 07, 2014, 08:31:41 PM »
If you hadn't already taken a pill I'd say whiskey, but I'd rather not be the guy who told you to kill yourself.

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Serious / Re: If the Earth is only 6,000-10,000 years old...
« on: September 07, 2014, 08:29:52 PM »
Like kinder said the Bible doesn't actually say that, it is assumed by a lot of people who didn't do proper research.
But muh Ken ham

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Serious / Re: Do you tip servers?
« on: September 07, 2014, 07:58:31 PM »
How do people pay with cards at nice restaurants then? Y'know, not places where you swipe your own card like a neanderthal?
You go up, order your food, put your card into the reader, key in your PIN number, remove your card, go sit down and wait for your meal.
No, I'm talking about places where you don't run your own card. Where a server gives you your bill and you place your payment in it. I'm not talking about McDonalds. Places without an ordering counter and shit. Surely those exist outside of America...
Most British eating establishments are fast food and chippies. With English cuisine being as dreadful as it is, I can't blame them. Who wants to go out all dressed up and pay twenty bucks for some bangers and mash?
I like English cuisine. Black pudding is one of the greatest things in the world.
you guys
OI M8 I AIN'T NO BRITBONG
lol, my bad

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Serious / Re: Who was the best and worst President in US history?
« on: September 07, 2014, 07:17:43 PM »
Best: Jefferson Davis
Worst: Buchanan. Very indecisive and accomplished nothing besides setting up the nation for a civil war and driving a wedge in between Congress and the white house.
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Jefferson Davis
Quote
Jefferson

Quote
Davis

The south will rise again!

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Serious / Re: Who was the best and worst President in US history?
« on: September 07, 2014, 07:09:36 PM »
Best: Jefferson Davis
Worst: Buchanan. Very indecisive and accomplished nothing besides setting up the nation for a civil war and driving a wedge in between Congress and the white house.

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The Flood / Re: There is a Lonepaul reference in the latest Destiny codes
« on: September 07, 2014, 06:34:30 PM »
The lonepaul shit was funny until everyone overdid it. It's still not recovered in my eyes.

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The Flood / Re: Best drinks
« on: September 07, 2014, 05:35:31 PM »


Iced coffee
lol what a fag

Lol black coffee, it tastes of shit and eats away your stomach lining
Pfft, get a load of this milk drinker.

Yes I put milk in my hot drinks, it's because i'm a brit, it's because....

I'm better
at sucking the queen's dick.

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The Flood / Re: Best drinks
« on: September 07, 2014, 05:20:52 PM »

Iced coffee
lol what a fag

Lol black coffee, it tastes of shit and eats away your stomach lining
Pfft, get a load of this milk drinker.

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The Flood / Re: Peasant
« on: September 07, 2014, 05:01:29 PM »
I miss that novelty account, and the others that he inspired for like, a week. That was fun.

But, he has returned.
on the flood?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a family member?
« on: September 07, 2014, 04:59:36 PM »
Cousins? Yup.

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The Flood / Re: Peasant
« on: September 07, 2014, 04:59:00 PM »
I miss that novelty account, and the others that he inspired for like, a week. That was fun.

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Serious / Re: Do you tip servers?
« on: September 07, 2014, 04:57:09 PM »
How do people pay with cards at nice restaurants then? Y'know, not places where you swipe your own card like a neanderthal?
You go up, order your food, put your card into the reader, key in your PIN number, remove your card, go sit down and wait for your meal.
No, I'm talking about places where you don't run your own card. Where a server gives you your bill and you place your payment in it. I'm not talking about McDonalds. Places without an ordering counter and shit. Surely those exist outside of America...
Most British eating establishments are fast food and chippies. With English cuisine being as dreadful as it is, I can't blame them. Who wants to go out all dressed up and pay twenty bucks for some bangers and mash?
I like English cuisine. Black pudding is one of the greatest things in the world.
I still can't get used to you guys calling sausages pudding...

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Serious / Re: Do you tip servers?
« on: September 07, 2014, 04:53:05 PM »
How do people pay with cards at nice restaurants then? Y'know, not places where you swipe your own card like a neanderthal?
You go up, order your food, put your card into the reader, key in your PIN number, remove your card, go sit down and wait for your meal.
No, I'm talking about places where you don't run your own card. Where a server gives you your bill and you place your payment in it. I'm not talking about McDonalds. Places without an ordering counter and shit. Surely those exist outside of America...
Most British eating establishments are fast food and chippies. With English cuisine being as dreadful as it is, I can't blame them. Who wants to go out all dressed up and pay twenty bucks for some bangers and mash?

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The Flood / Re: What If Rome Never Fell?
« on: September 07, 2014, 04:36:40 PM »
Now that would be something...


I made the mistake of visiting that site... they're so wrong.

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The Flood / Re: Best drinks
« on: September 07, 2014, 04:18:51 PM »
>cola
>ever not being utter shit

I'll never understand you people...

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Serious / Re: Do you tip servers?
« on: September 07, 2014, 12:30:48 PM »
Also, write down on what? What backwards-ass method do you guys use to pay by card? They tell you the charge, you put your card in and enter your PIN. No writing necessary.
>get bill
>give card
>they swipe
>hand two receipts, one yours and one merchant copy
>sign merchant copy
>write in tip on merchant copy if you wish
>they add it to charge

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The Flood / Re: Post The Most Retarded Thing You Have Ever Done
« on: September 07, 2014, 12:28:19 PM »
OT: either swearing at a cop or throwing a spanner through somebody's greenhouse.
Not impersonating Interpol?
I saw you'd posted and I immediately knew you'd say that.

I'd actually forgotten about that when I posted, but yeah, that probably ranks up there too.
Oh yeah, how'd that work for you?

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The Flood / Re: Have You Ever Woken Up In A Weird Place
« on: September 07, 2014, 11:48:05 AM »
underneath the mattress.

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The Flood / Re: Post The Most Retarded Thing You Have Ever Done
« on: September 07, 2014, 11:32:07 AM »
Nothing. Why would I do anything retarded. At some point I'd catch myself and be like, waaaaait... This isn't a good idea.
Fucking lol.

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