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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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36121
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:38:20 PM »
Meanwhile in Europe people have good taste...
You have Guinness. You've got no right to talk.
Guinness is amazing, and then there is the fact we have all the best cider, beer, wines, mead, craft ales, etc...
The US has, Nothing
Guinness is bad and you should feel bad. No. Germany for 400, Alex. Do you even into wine in bongland? lolnope. aaaaaaaaaaaand no.
36122
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:19:37 PM »
Fireball... Whiskey?
 #murica
36123
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:17:49 PM »
We shouldn't be asking God why children are starving. God should be asking us why we allow such a thing to happen.
If starving children are supposed to be a test for my morality, I sure feel bad for those who had the unfortunate role of being the ones I ignore since they truly get nothing out of it.
Suffering on earth to have an eternity of heaven? I'd take that in a heartbeat.
Hell looks fun though. I wanna push boulders up never-ending cliffs all day. I'd be so ripped, man.
36124
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:16:23 PM »
Meanwhile in Europe people have good taste...
You have Guinness. You've got no right to talk.
36125
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:10:38 PM »
*steps closer*
36126
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:08:03 PM »
Shouldn't it be busting a nut in her anus?
ew anal
36127
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:59:44 PM »
TWO CHAINZ BUT I GOT ME A FEW ON! YEAH!
36128
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:57:12 PM »
Cinnamon tastes good and at only 66 proof it's really easy to just down from the bottle. You can thank the "bro country" artists for mentioning it in their shitty hick pop-rock songs for the recent spike in popularity amongst "redneck" teens and twenty-somethings.
36129
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:51:13 PM »
We shouldn't be asking God why children are starving. God should be asking us why we allow such a thing to happen.
If starving children are supposed to be a test for my morality, I sure feel bad for those who had the unfortunate role of being the ones I ignore since they truly get nothing out of it.
36130
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:47:18 PM »
36131
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:42:05 PM »
Wow tru. You are so awks, it's unbelievable. Lol n,n
OT: that's trippy OP. sometimes I get random reality checks and my self awareness goes to uncomfortable levels.
IM NOT AWKWARD
No need to fly into an all caps rage, there. Use your lower case. 
Now why does OP want to fuck you silly?
Spoiler  I'm cute. Jk I dunno?
Well, that's going in the foot folder. Thanks.
36132
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:10:52 PM »
Forgive the old man his conservative christian views, for he gave the world a gift in the form of a chicken sandwich.
36133
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:03:58 PM »
Poland solos, kurwa.
36134
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:02:34 PM »
I don't move around the earth, the universe moves around me.
36135
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:01:10 PM »
DIE CIS SCUM!
36136
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:00:24 PM »
I could actually see that
36137
« on: September 08, 2014, 12:57:43 PM »
Has the time been decided?
36138
« on: September 08, 2014, 12:56:13 PM »
I remember watching the endless war between pupils and IT staff over blocking sites.
The filter was so heavy handed that trying to do your history homework was futile.
BLOCKED FOR VIOLENCE:
CLASSIFICATION: SWORDS AND WEAPONRY
Then they blocked game sites, so people used proxies. Then they blocked proxies so people used proxies for their proxies and it all ended up ridiculously convoluted so they'd just turn on the screen monitor and watch what people were doing on their PCs all day.
1984 level shit ._.
Ugh, trying to do research on the Marian reforms was completely impossible on my school's computers. ERMAGERD, DRAWINGS OF GLADII AND PILI! BANBANBANBANBANBANBAN
36139
« on: September 08, 2014, 12:50:05 PM »
When I play, should I be a cat or a lizard?
Lizard people are the only logical choice.
36140
« on: September 08, 2014, 12:14:42 AM »
That would be liberating, not stealing. It's like tactically acquiring something, but for the good of the thing as well.
36141
« on: September 08, 2014, 12:10:42 AM »
Nah, I'd rather attempt to go to bed again, maybe get three hours of sleep tonight.
36142
« on: September 08, 2014, 12:06:05 AM »
Neat
36143
« on: September 07, 2014, 11:55:38 PM »
chocorate mirk > dishonorabre shity cufee
Sudoku
NOW!
>Sudoku
>Drinking great honorabre nippon chocornippon chocorate mirk
bukkake
MEOW!
He's gone, Jim... I'll get the daisho...
36144
« on: September 07, 2014, 11:54:06 PM »
Another one of you people?
*sigh*
Can we officially make these spam sometime?
36145
« on: September 07, 2014, 11:47:20 PM »
How about no.
36146
« on: September 07, 2014, 11:41:32 PM »
chocorate mirk > dishonorabre shity cufee
Sudoku NOW!
36147
« on: September 07, 2014, 11:39:09 PM »
I chose the humane thing to do and put down the poor, starving Africans.
36148
« on: September 07, 2014, 10:02:35 PM »
So you're telling me, like, galaxies, are going to crash into each other?
Whoaaa man, this is some intese mindfucking.
The Milky Way galaxy will collide with the Andromeda galaxy in about 4 billion years.
Son of a... what is with the universe and trying to kill us? First our sun blows up, then we have to evacuate the damn galaxy?
Well it's nature, we can't stop it.
Damn nature, you scary.
36149
« on: September 07, 2014, 10:01:20 PM »
So you're telling me, like, galaxies, are going to crash into each other?
Whoaaa man, this is some intese mindfucking.
The Milky Way galaxy will collide with the Andromeda galaxy in about 4 billion years.
Son of a... what is with the universe and trying to kill us? First our sun blows up, then we have to evacuate the damn galaxy?
36150
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:56:30 PM »
So you're telling me, like, galaxies, are going to crash into each other?
Whoaaa man, this is some intese mindfucking.
does your mind require an abortion?
yes. Here's an egg beater.
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