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The Flood / Re: Should I return to B.Net?
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:08:55 PM »

36092
The Flood / Re: Do you start more threads than Meta?
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:02:28 PM »
Pretty sure I only had one..

36093
The Flood / Re: Things that make you feel manly
« on: September 08, 2014, 07:30:25 PM »
Wearing high heel boots.

They were the footwear of choice of the Egyptian cavalry, after all, and those guys were pretty bad ass back in the day.

36094
The Flood / Re: So, about this shitposting
« on: September 08, 2014, 07:28:09 PM »
The lord hath spoken!

36095
The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: September 08, 2014, 07:26:16 PM »
lol

36097
The Flood / Re: Slash's initials are SS
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36098
I just get pictures of the words "God Girl" written in a curvy font, alongside fanart of whatever character this is:


>some whore in a short skirt
>not our lord and savior Kaname Madoka
Google a sinner, google goin' ta hell.

36099
Serious / Re: Is political correctness good?
« on: September 08, 2014, 06:40:08 PM »
It should be a thing in moderation, but a social culture built around it is pretty bad.

36100

Actung! Frauline to port! Raise to surface and ready torpedoes!

36101
The Flood / Re: AMA Anything about life in the UK
« on: September 08, 2014, 06:22:33 PM »

How does it feel to be the neo-Lonepaul of this forum?

and by that I mean, trying to prove the UK is better than the US at everything.
Give it three years and he'll be hitting on thirteen year olds at chippies too.

Except that'll be you
But there's no chippies in murica.

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The Flood / Re: AMA Anything about life in the UK
« on: September 08, 2014, 06:19:18 PM »
How does it feel to be the neo-Lonepaul of this forum?

and by that I mean, trying to prove the UK is better than the US at everything.
Give it three years and he'll be hitting on thirteen year olds at chippies too.

36103
Fuck that shit. If you want cinnamon then go for Goldschlager.
But people call me a faggot when I drink goldschlager...
Well they can fuck off. Goldschlager isn't fruity.
It kind of is when you're mixing it with apple juice though,

the fuck is that lol

36104
Fuck that shit. If you want cinnamon then go for Goldschlager.
But people call me a faggot when I drink goldschlager...
Well they can fuck off. Goldschlager isn't fruity.
It kind of is when you're mixing it with apple juice though,

36105
The Flood / Re: according to internet-map.net, we do not exist
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:53:29 PM »
Why is there a porn site called xhamster? wtf
"No one should have to use xhamster."
-John Mcafee
But muh amatur CD's!

36106
The Flood / Re: A Quick Question
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:42:43 PM »
nope

36107
The Flood / Re: Just because I'm a vegetarian doesn't mean I can't kill cows
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:22:39 PM »
You might accidentally kill yourself tomorrow, so get drunk today!

36108
The Flood / Re: Darude - Sandstorm (on a toy trumpet)
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:15:10 PM »
There are some Native American tribes that would like a word with this man.
Ha, I get it.

36109
The Flood / Re: What's the weirdest thing you got off ebay?
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:49:51 PM »
Inb4dildo
Nah, I buy those off of amazon.

36110
The Flood / Re: We have become one
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:47:31 PM »
......can I morph with tru? Think of allllllll the possibiliteis like

anime
pink panstsu
dicks
dicks
dicks
more anime
dicks
dicks
shopping with kiyo
dicks
green pantsu
more dick

:3
>fat Tru
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>army
>moobies

lolwut. did you do a 6 month tour on candy island?
Welcome to fort Couch, where daily PT consists of vigorously masturbating to increasingly shameful pornography.

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The Flood / Re: We have become one
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:24:44 PM »
......can I morph with tru? Think of allllllll the possibiliteis like

anime
pink panstsu
dicks
dicks
dicks
more anime
dicks
dicks
shopping with kiyo
dicks
green pantsu
more dick

:3
>fat Tru
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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The Flood / Re: We have become one
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:22:55 PM »
*sigh*
I'll go grab the Knight's Cross and call up Hanz for his flammenwerfer.
Don't worry, Ryle, we'll have you exorcised of your shekelgeist soon enough.

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The Flood / Re: bust a nut in her mouth so now she can babysit
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:18:17 PM »
ITT: No one understands rap lyrics.

But does anyone truly understand rap lyrics?
How can rap lyrics be real if our eyes aren't real?

36114
Is there sauce, or is the pasta served /r/ style?
I wouldn't know
Well shit, you as useless as /r/

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The Flood / Re: bust a nut in her mouth so now she can babysit
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:16:26 PM »
ITT: No one understands rap lyrics.
I do not think there is anything to understand. Rap is trash.
Bitches ain't nu'hin but hoes and tricks

36116
Is there sauce, or is the pasta served /r/ style?

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The Flood / Re: bust a nut in her mouth so now she can babysit
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:12:49 PM »
ITT: No one understands rap lyrics.
SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER BIG BOOTY

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The Flood / Re: What's the weirdest thing you got off ebay?
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:09:02 PM »
Hmm... *browses ebay history starting from 2012*
Basses... amps... normal stuff...
*goes to 2013*
WWII memorabilia... honda CB parts...
*jump to current year*
Bunch of fetish stuff. Yup, we'll go with that.

36119
Fuck that shit. If you want cinnamon then go for Goldschlager.
But people call me a faggot when I drink goldschlager...

36120
The Flood / Re: Please stop
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:54:03 PM »

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