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35941
« on: September 12, 2014, 02:17:52 PM »
I'd be inclined to say liberal if it wasn't so... french... *shudders*
35942
« on: September 12, 2014, 02:05:01 PM »
Ever have a heron take off next to you? I nearly dove like a mortar was inbound...
35943
« on: September 12, 2014, 02:03:25 PM »
Who?
35944
« on: September 12, 2014, 02:02:46 PM »
>2014
>Needing antivirus on a phone
FUCKING LOL
You don't need an anti-virus for anything if you are competent.
I know, but it's pretty poor how Android needs extra security when W8, IOS, Mozilla OS and even bloody Sailfish don't
Didn't you hear about hackers/viruses/randsomeware taking over iOS devices and locking out people? No one owns the W8 Phones because of how terrible of an OS it is in comparison to Android/iOS.
Funny how the W8 OS is better than both, only thing it lacks is apps
It lacks clear access to your own files in folder form as well as an inability to maintain internet connections when he screen is off (meaning if you want to maintain connection to an IRC channel you cannot let your screen go off or lock the phone). That's my only real complaints about windows phone OS.
35945
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:47:58 PM »
Kick his ass. After that will it all depends on the situation.
>You find me in bed with Tru
>Nothing to see here
You get the fuck away. The english weaboo is mine
Stay the fuck away from my dog.
35946
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:46:54 PM »
/r/polandball or /r/justrolledintotheshop are the only acceptable asnwers
35947
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:45:40 PM »
but i am of dug...
What say Dug of the foxes, my prophet?
35948
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:40:29 PM »
"an ass is an ass, a breast is a breast."
- Recon Number 54
35949
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:36:17 PM »
Using Conservation of Mass to argue for the existence of a continued spirit or afterlife isn't exactly a foolproof method.
35950
« on: September 12, 2014, 05:06:19 AM »
Don't you have parents or something like that?
My parents disowned me like seven years ago.
Ouch, why?
35951
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:51:01 PM »
[insert post referencing jewish stereotypes here]
Oh just give him the damn bag of jew gold that's around your neck.
fine i give up this charade
i think i'm gonna go be an arab for a bit
allah akbar and whatnot
Hadji no hadjing! Hadji no hadjing! Hadji no hadjing!
35952
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:47:20 PM »
[insert post referencing jewish stereotypes here]
Oh just give him the damn bag of jew gold that's around your neck.
35953
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:42:23 PM »
How does it feel t become an internet prostitute?
Considering the fact that I haven't gotten any money yet?
I'm really not sure.
So you're a terrible internet prostitute now. Do not into worryings, Sergei, I'm sure someone will come along who wants to see your turnips soon enough.
35954
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:38:42 PM »
How does it feel t become an internet prostitute?
35955
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:35:23 PM »
Fucking lol.
You actually gonna use that paper?
What do you think?
Yes.
35956
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:34:09 PM »
Fucking lol.
You actually gonna use that paper?
35957
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:30:36 PM »
This user has been #memed from a verti-assault team. Until the #meme is lifted, all posts made by this user have been #swage.
35958
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:27:47 PM »
>people wanting a shrimp version of Ridley as a playable character
Can someone explain this, please?
35959
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:23:20 PM »
Who?
35960
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:21:43 PM »
35961
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:07:25 PM »
Sorry, no shekels for you.
35962
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:37:11 PM »
Lol I'd wonder why Kiyo is "playing by herself" and I'd join in.
You're either brave or stupid... or both.
You're new here aren't you?
God damn it, that's my line!
35963
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:36:27 PM »
The universe I know the most "lore" about is fucking embarrassing.
Pokemon?
MLP
Somewhere between the two.
 >mfw
35964
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:31:27 PM »
Lol I'd wonder why Kiyo is "playing by herself" and I'd join in.
You're either brave or stupid... or both.
35965
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:30:14 PM »
Ugh, you pick the one part of US history that I know next to nothing about...
35966
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:13:13 PM »
My nameplate is so based
Stop trying to make "based" happen, it is not going to happen.
Based already happened though.
Nope. That has no meaning.
CAN'T WASTE THE BASED!
35968
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:45:04 PM »
Why shouldn't I regard TES lore as just another Tolkienesque fantasy world?
Spoiler The Thirty-Six Lessons of Vivec: Sermon Twelve
As the Hortator pondered the first lesson of ruling kings, Vivec wandered into the Mourning Hold and found that Ayem was with a pair of lovers. Seht had divided himself again. Vivec then leapt through into their likenesses to observe, but he gained no secrets that he did not already know. He left a few of his own behind to make the journey worthwhile.
Then Vivec left the capital of Veloth and wandered far into the ash. He found a span of badlands to practice his giant-form. He made of his feet a less dense material than the divine to keep from falling waist-deep into the earth. At this point the First Corner of the House of Troubles, the Prince Molag Bal, made his presence known.
Vivec looked on the King of Rape and said:
'How very beautiful you are, that you do not join us. '
And Molag Bal crushed the warrior-poet's feet, which were not invulnerable, and had legions cleave them off. Mighty fires from the Beginning Place were brought like nets to hold Vivec and he let them.
'I would prefer,' he said, 'some kind of ceremony if we are to be married.'
And the legions that took the feet were summoned again and ordered to begin a banquet. Pomegranates sprang from the badlands and tents were raised. A throng of Velothi mystics came, reading the passages of the severed feet on the ground and weeping until the scriptures were wet.
'We must love each other briefly,' Vivec said, 'if at all. I am needed to counsel the Hortator in more important matters because the Dwemeri high priests stir up trouble. You may have my head for an hour.'
Molag Bal rose up and extended six arms to show his worth. They were decorated in runes of seduction and its reverse. They were decorated in the annotated calendars of longer worlds. When he spoke, mating monsters fell out. 'Where must it go?' he said.
'I told you,' Vivec said, 'I am meant to be the teacher of the king of the earth. AE ALTADOON GHARTOK PADHOME.'
With these magic words, the King of Rape added another: 'CHIM,' which is the secret syllable of royalty.
Vivec had what he needed from the Daedroth and so married him that day. In the hour that Bal had his head, the King of Rape asked for proof of love.
Vivec spoke two poems to show him such, but only the first is known.
I'm not sure just how much glass it took to make your hair
Twice as much, I am sure, as the oceans have to share
Hell, my sweet, is a fiction written by those who tell the truth
My mouth is skilled at lying and its alibi a tooth
The sons and daughters of Vivec and Molag Bal number in the thousands. The name of the mightiest is a string of power:
GULGA MOR JIL HYAET AE HOOM.
The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
You're right, that's shittier than Tolkien.
35969
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:34:35 PM »
You're either at fault, or you're not.
50/50
35970
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:33:57 PM »
Why shouldn't I regard TES lore as just another Tolkienesque fantasy world?
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