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35911
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:17:01 PM »
>isn't on dusty-kun's super fun cool kid's list
35912
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:14:20 PM »
My gandpa gave me a weird name
What is it?
Dolfy
 wat
35913
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:11:25 PM »
You know that person I was talking about in the Venting thread?
She came back today, and she had the same deal with Club Nintendo.
She gave me on of the codes, so now I can do the SSB too.
How's mega man play?
35914
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:05:56 PM »
I like Fartymonkey though. He's like the Raven that doesn't call me a dingo.
Considering how well Shadows era Raven is remembered, I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
Shadows and Raven are not the same person, trust me. I know them both personally.
I didn't say that. I'm referring to the Raven that was a whiny little bitch that wouldn't stop trying to create forum drama for at least a month or two straight. This was in conjunction with Shadows and some other forgotten shitposter who tried to become shadows's internet boyfriend. Surely I'm not the only one who remembers that, right?
35915
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:04:22 PM »
My gandpa gave me a weird name
What is it?
35916
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:03:26 PM »
>2014
>Needing antivirus on a phone
FUCKING LOL
You don't need an anti-virus for anything if you are competent.
I know, but it's pretty poor how Android needs extra security when W8, IOS, Mozilla OS and even bloody Sailfish don't
Didn't you hear about hackers/viruses/randsomeware taking over iOS devices and locking out people? No one owns the W8 Phones because of how terrible of an OS it is in comparison to Android/iOS.
Funny how the W8 OS is better than both, only thing it lacks is apps
It lacks clear access to your own files in folder form as well as an inability to maintain internet connections when he screen is off (meaning if you want to maintain connection to an IRC channel you cannot let your screen go off or lock the phone).
That's my only real complaints about windows phone OS.
You can't see file format in IOS, mostly because file format should never be seen on a mobile, it's bare-bones and lazy for it to be in, that side of the OS should be 100% streamlined
No, there's definitely been a few occasions where it would have benefited me to have a clear file list on my windows phone.
35917
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:00:07 PM »
I like Fartymonkey though. He's like the Raven that doesn't call me a dingo.
Considering how well Shadows era Raven is remembered, I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
35918
« on: September 12, 2014, 04:10:14 PM »
Heh.....
>.>
<.<
Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
I'll only give up two
Snapped of the hook part of plastic clothes hanger
Reverse end of this long plastic scrubber thing, it's about an inch thick and a foot long; get about 6.5 inches of it inside me
Okay, I laughed pretty hard at the clothes hanger.
It simulates the a curved finger kinda
i like bigger things than fingers.
Well, you're talking to the right guy 
Gotta be thicker than a thumb too, buddy.
35919
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:56:12 PM »
No.
I like it to be one-on-one, very personal. So you have that emotional connection you should have with sex.
Just something about wrapping my hands around their throat, and seeing the light leave their eyes as I cum inside them, really gets me going.
Jesus Christ dude... You're like the side of my sexual interests that I try and avoid embodied into a single person. I find it rather amusing.
35920
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:53:55 PM »
I've made my own out of a wooden pole, if
Jesus fucking Chavez, what would compel you to do that? Did you even think about splinters?
What is sand paper?
It's pretty fantastic.
I wouldn't trust it even after 220 grit, and I'm fairly competent with woodworking. You've just got wood there and friction and physics... it just sounds ripe for disaster.
35921
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:49:36 PM »
I've made my own out of a wooden pole, if
Jesus fucking Chavez, what would compel you to do that? Did you even think about splinters?
35922
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:48:20 PM »
Why do you dumbshits always make the title "AMA me anything"?
You do realize that you're basically saying "ask me anything me anything", right?
Yes.
That's the joke.
Pretty unfunny if you ask me.
Oh well.
He's not supposed to ask you, you're supposed to ask him.
35923
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:46:32 PM »
I'd never get there in time to make the ratio.
35924
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:45:40 PM »
Because cars are not a Constitutional right
Why shouldn't they be? Would they be if they existed during the 1700's?
Horses and wagons aren't a constitutional right.
35925
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:44:49 PM »
Heh.....
>.>
<.<
Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
I'll only give up two
Snapped of the hook part of plastic clothes hanger
Reverse end of this long plastic scrubber thing, it's about an inch thick and a foot long; get about 6.5 inches of it inside me
you like making yourself bleed don't you. -_-
I don't bleed
Well, there was this one time I thought somebody was coming into my room and pulled the hanger out fast and end up with a small cut on my ass rim >.>
But no, don't bleed and I don't even use lube. If I decide to lube then it's with my spit
Oh god you idiot. DON"T PULL JUST HIDE!
35926
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:40:26 PM »
Heh.....
>.>
<.<
Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
I'll only give up two
Snapped of the hook part of plastic clothes hanger
Reverse end of this long plastic scrubber thing, it's about an inch thick and a foot long; get about 6.5 inches of it inside me
Okay, I laughed pretty hard at the clothes hanger.
35927
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:31:29 PM »
Heh.....
>.>
<.<
Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
35928
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:29:53 PM »
Heh.....
>.>
<.<
Kinder... what are you not telling us?
35929
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:26:03 PM »
(<.< )
( >.>)
...the handle of a hairbrush.
Everyone's done that... Well, everyone that's ever been a teenager who's curious about anal play.
35930
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:22:10 PM »
Weird as in unusual to use as such or weird as in a plain weird object?
35931
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:21:08 PM »
Pics please
This.
Also, I had no idea eBay allowed pets to be sold... Did they mail the thing to you or did you have to go pick it up somewhere?
You can't buy pets no, but you can buy live food such as crickets, some people have taken advantage of that and sell things like baby tarantulas and various species of beetle, stick insect and mantid as "live food", obviously people would rather keep those sorts of animals as pets so.... I even saw a baby giant centipede last January.
i swear to god if you buy a giant centipede. -_-
I would rather not lose my fingers hun. I despise giant centipedes. There are smaller centipedes that aren't as big and aren't as dangerous although they're all nasty cunts. Id never own them or solifugae.
I like having fingers.
>MMXIV
>not wanting to raise camel spiders to fight in underground Arabian animal fight rings
35932
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:14:00 PM »
Just like Borderlands
Which at least features crude humor and some plot to not make things so dull.
35933
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:04:25 PM »
>paying for porn
>ever Creates that extra incentive to
get a real girlfriend.
THAT'S EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE!
35934
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:02:56 PM »
But then where will I get my porn? (Lewd imagery)
So not only do I have to pay for it, but it's 3DPD and probably vanilla as fuck?
35935
« on: September 12, 2014, 02:59:24 PM »
But then where will I get my porn?
35936
« on: September 12, 2014, 02:55:06 PM »
My grandfather can't close his mouth when he breathes. It makes me want to gag him.
Ugh, my grandmother can't close her mouth when she eats.
35937
« on: September 12, 2014, 02:37:43 PM »
No it would not. Nintendo is a bad company.
35938
« on: September 12, 2014, 02:36:14 PM »
Bitch about anything and everything.
35939
« on: September 12, 2014, 02:30:08 PM »
or get the 2DS
Not even once.
35940
« on: September 12, 2014, 02:27:43 PM »
"God damn it Hans, your balls taste like shit"
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