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The Flood / Re: why is the site so dead
« on: April 15, 2017, 03:06:42 PM »

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The Flood / Re: why is the site so dead
« on: April 15, 2017, 01:47:10 PM »
das we all know you work for the reptilians
fuck off mick

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The Flood / Re: Best Rule 34?
« on: April 15, 2017, 01:18:36 PM »
DAS_BOOT_x2 Kiyo blood cheese grater spyderco knife cannot_unsee castration
you have my attention

And my erection
i want a dildo made of CPM M4
I want a titanium butt plug anodized like my flyti 51 scales.
cum splatter pattern ano
sooo fanceyyyy

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The Flood / Re: Best Rule 34?
« on: April 15, 2017, 01:15:01 PM »
DAS_BOOT_x2 Kiyo blood cheese grater spyderco knife cannot_unsee castration
you have my attention

And my erection
i want a dildo made of CPM M4
I want a titanium butt plug anodized like my flyti 51 scales.

3576
The Flood / Re: why is the site so dead
« on: April 15, 2017, 01:02:38 PM »

haha get this stupid yazidi outta here

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The Flood / Re: why is the site so dead
« on: April 15, 2017, 12:55:20 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Best Rule 34?
« on: April 15, 2017, 12:53:30 PM »
DAS_BOOT_x2 Kiyo blood cheese grater spyderco knife cannot_unsee castration
you have my attention

And my erection

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The Flood / Re: why is the site so dead
« on: April 15, 2017, 12:49:57 PM »
hail drumpf

hail our people
fourteen (14) eightyeight (88) brother (brother)
irish need not apply
no Slavs allowed

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The Flood / Re: why is the site so dead
« on: April 15, 2017, 12:46:33 PM »
hail drumpf

hail our people
fourteen (14) eightyeight (88) brother (brother)

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The Flood / Re: Best Rule 34?
« on: April 15, 2017, 12:44:37 PM »
gb/ff/trap Ben 10 is literally the top form of non-eastern smut art.

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The Flood / Re: why is the site so dead
« on: April 15, 2017, 12:41:20 PM »
Deci is paying me for every minute I don't post.
I can't believe I got permabanned again on bungle just for trying to sell my account
the mods think you're some kind of white supremacist now

And I'm like

He's not even white lol

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The Flood / Re: why is the site so dead
« on: April 15, 2017, 12:39:02 PM »
Deci is paying me for every minute I don't post.

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The Flood / Re: I've made three meme videos in the past day
« on: April 15, 2017, 12:24:15 PM »
Im gonna call child protective services, youll be good in no time.
I too think it's time to stop.
where are your parents? who are your parents?

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars The Last Jedi Teaser
« on: April 15, 2017, 11:07:20 AM »
TFA is the best Star Wars movie and this has only become more clear as the years go by.

The Last Jedi WILL be different from Empire--the purpose of TFA's echoing of ANH was to carefully dip our toes back into the Star Wars universe, taking care not to piss off any fanboys and introducing a new generation to the general concepts and themes that a classic Star Wars movie would offer. Which inadvertently pissed off fanboys in the end anyway, but it was still a very smart and respectable move, considering the sheer amount of >neurodevelopmental we're dealing with here.

Given that Abrams was replaced with an absolute nobody, I can't say that he'll just pull an amazing movie out of his ass. But I've been surprised before, and this teaser contained a lot of cool and interesting shots--so maybe it'll be great. I have no predictions on that front.

The fact that TFA just inexplicably gets so much hate now breaks me brain.
The new director isn't exactly a nobody, he did Looper, and from what ive heard it's a good movie.
people remember Looper?

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The Flood / Re: I've made three meme videos in the past day
« on: April 15, 2017, 10:09:32 AM »
But have you taken any nude photographs to send me?
n-no
why the moment of hesitation?
I don't know what you're talking about, b-baka
oh baby
talk tsundere to me

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The Flood / Re: I've made three meme videos in the past day
« on: April 15, 2017, 10:00:50 AM »
But have you taken any nude photographs to send me?
n-no
why the moment of hesitation?

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The Flood / Re: I've made three meme videos in the past day
« on: April 15, 2017, 09:55:42 AM »
But have you taken any nude photographs to send me?

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Should have spent that money on a fucking Bible for your demonic ass.


As in, that ass is devilish get over here and suck my :eggplant_emoji: with your aids ridden mouth loaf.


@DasHeel fuck you 1488 more like go masterbate you virgin queef cake
joke's on you, Chicano
I was already masturbating
camwhore
I do it for free

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Should have spent that money on a fucking Bible for your demonic ass.


As in, that ass is devilish get over here and suck my :eggplant_emoji: with your aids ridden mouth loaf.


@DasHeel fuck you 1488 more like go masterbate you virgin queef cake
joke's on you, Chicano
I was already masturbating

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars The Last Jedi Teaser
« on: April 15, 2017, 08:32:21 AM »
I mean... that got me kind of excited.

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Loaf

I need you to join the ex-mlp bungie off-site, bungle

These people need cultural enriching badly.
And there's cute traps there

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Here's the thing. You said a "chipmunk is a ground squirrel." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies squirrels, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls chipmunks ground squirrels. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "squirrel family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Sciuridae, which includes things from prairie dogs to flying squirrels to marmots. So your reasoning for calling a chipmunk a ground squirrel is because random people "call the small ones ground squirrels?" Let's get mountain beavers and dormice in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A chipmunk is a chipmunk and a member of the squirrel family. But that's not what you said. You said a chipmunk is a squirrel, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the squirrel family chipmunks, which means you'd call prairie dogs, marmots, and other rodents squirrels, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
Pasta?
Hello my fellow sirs and madams, I am a newcomer to this internet forum. *Gives you a complementary upvote as a token of friendship*. My name is niceguyplzdontfriendzone1, but you can call me a Gentleman and a Scholar. As you can see I am very sophisticated and classy, that's why I came here, to meet other classy people like me. :) I'm 13 years old (I'm very mature for my age though!!) I like to watch Cosmos with Carl Sagan with my girlfriend (that's right I have a GIRLFRIEND, sorry ladies :P ), its our favorite TV show because it is so classy and intellegent! She's classy to of course but we want to meet more classy people! :) As they say, a Gentleman can never be to popular! Anyways, I hope to meet alot of sophisticated gents and ladies here so please don't hesitate to respond (or PM me ladies ;) ). I bid you fellow my brethren as I go off to other great endeavors (me being classy again haha).
 Till our grand paths cross again,
 -A Gentleman and a Scholar

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Here's the thing. You said a "chipmunk is a ground squirrel." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies squirrels, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls chipmunks ground squirrels. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "squirrel family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Sciuridae, which includes things from prairie dogs to flying squirrels to marmots. So your reasoning for calling a chipmunk a ground squirrel is because random people "call the small ones ground squirrels?" Let's get mountain beavers and dormice in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A chipmunk is a chipmunk and a member of the squirrel family. But that's not what you said. You said a chipmunk is a squirrel, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the squirrel family chipmunks, which means you'd call prairie dogs, marmots, and other rodents squirrels, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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The Flood / Re: Women evolved permanent breasts to have affairs
« on: April 14, 2017, 09:55:41 PM »
you're a fucking retard dude
don't be so mad, bro. It's science.

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The Flood / Re: Women evolved permanent breasts to have affairs
« on: April 14, 2017, 05:09:46 PM »
ayy lindybeige
I'm honestly unsure if he's totally on to something here or if he's just slowly been losing his sanity over the past couple months.

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The Flood / Re: Hey, are you there?
« on: April 14, 2017, 03:30:39 PM »
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead

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The Flood / Re: Easter: What's more believable?
« on: April 14, 2017, 02:28:51 PM »
The Hangover/Veggie Tales crossover when?

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The Flood / Re: Women evolved permanent breasts to have affairs
« on: April 14, 2017, 02:17:31 PM »
Now do you accept biggie milkies as our lords and saviors?
No. I am too smart to be a slave to nature's programming.
you are a supporter of the ZOG
I am the last fighter against the ZOG

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The Flood / Re: Women evolved permanent breasts to have affairs
« on: April 14, 2017, 01:36:01 PM »
Now do you accept biggie milkies as our lords and saviors?
No. I am too smart to be a slave to nature's programming.

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