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The Flood / Re: Would you talk him in from the ledge?
« on: September 17, 2014, 07:46:52 PM »
I sat with this guy on skype a few nights ago, until this happened.
It's not the first time I've watched somebody go, and I feel it's our right to take our own life when we should decide it's over.

WARNING EXPLICIT
http://webmup.com/NDlop/vid.webm
What was it like, watching it? I wasn't present for the one I couldn't talk out of it...

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News / Re: Anime: Fate/Zero Review
« on: September 17, 2014, 07:41:09 PM »
Now son, your entire credibility hangs on this point... who was best fate/zero servant?

Doesn't matter. Geaorge Washington is being summoned in Fate/Grand Order.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????

From the trailer.

1776

E Pluribus Unem

We gonna get all freedom up in this next grail war/thing.
Fuck yeah, MURRICA!
What class could he be? Rider?

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The Flood / Re: Abby
« on: September 17, 2014, 07:34:29 PM »
did you use protection?
Dug frowns upon unprotected fornication?


Dug frowns upon stealing his females for ones own lustful gains
Forgive me, Dugfather, for I have sinned.

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News / Re: Anime: Fate/Zero Review
« on: September 17, 2014, 07:33:51 PM »
Now son, your entire credibility hangs on this point... who was best fate/zero servant?

Doesn't matter. Geaorge Washington is being summoned in Fate/Grand Order.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????

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The Flood / Re: Pics of your piece
« on: September 17, 2014, 07:32:45 PM »
here we are....



Dtas fucking ghetto brah.

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The Flood / Re: Abby
« on: September 17, 2014, 07:31:19 PM »
did you use protection?
Dug frowns upon unprotected fornication?

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News / Re: Anime: Fate/Zero Review
« on: September 17, 2014, 07:23:41 PM »
Now son, your entire credibility hangs on this point... who was best fate/zero servant?
That depends, in general, or in a specific way? The answer could vary.
In a "best girl" kind of way.
Protip: there is only one correct answer.
Obviously Illya, I kid. Saber is a good character, I like it when a naive character develops and realizes their folly.
-______________________________________-

Best servant was obviously Broskander. You sir, may go fornicate with a cactus.

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News / Re: Anime: Fate/Zero Review
« on: September 17, 2014, 07:17:33 PM »
Now son, your entire credibility hangs on this point... who was best fate/zero servant?
That depends, in general, or in a specific way? The answer could vary.
In a "best girl" kind of way.
Protip: there is only one correct answer.

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Serious / Re: Exploiting people while drunk
« on: September 17, 2014, 07:15:03 PM »
The layer should know that he can't legally make you sign anything when you're drunk.
The tattoo artist should say no out of sanatary/medical reasons. Drunk people fucking bleed when you ink them.

The drunk guy should also avoid drinking around layers and tattoo artists.

And those god damn ugly fat chicks better be damn well prepared for me to yell rape the next morning.

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The Flood / Re: Pics of your piece
« on: September 17, 2014, 07:06:16 PM »
le receipt paper face

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The Flood / Re: Here I am!
« on: September 17, 2014, 07:02:03 PM »


Shalom. Please pay the tithe of three shekels.
Shekels? Or Shrekels?
Shekels, you ogre loving heathen.
Damn. I actually don't have that many Shekels... But I can offer you a different kind of payment...
CAN'T SWAT ME, LE DUSTBIN!
*runs away with briefcase full of lolis*

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The Flood / Re: >Following YouTube "philosophers"
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:56:58 PM »
Glory be to Lindybeige! Follow the way of the Etruscan and you too may receive the glory of eight foot spears!

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Serious / Re: ISIS Draws a Steady Stream of Recruits from Turkey
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:50:11 PM »
Wait, this is news?

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The Flood / Re: Would you talk him in from the ledge?
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:40:18 PM »
I would get a guitar and start singing a song.

Something something cut ties with all the lives you've been living in
*grabs lighter*
AND IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME AGAIN...

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The Flood / Re: Oh my God MrRepzion has a Bnet account.
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:38:50 PM »
The anti-natalist youtube guy?
lol not even close

That's Inmendham.
ooooh, that guy.
I don't into youtube aside communities aside from being slightly familiar with the big ASMR channels, so I don't know any of these drama atheist vlogger people.

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The Flood / Re: Here I am!
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:32:37 PM »

Shalom. Please pay the tithe of three shekels.
Shekels? Or Shrekels?
Shekels, you ogre loving heathen.

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The Flood / Re: Pet Thread is in order
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:31:46 PM »

Either I've been identifying him wrong for the past eleven years or this guy's the most long lived Anole in America.
that image really needs a "you could have stopped it" caption in large text
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Oh my God MrRepzion has a Bnet account.
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:26:19 PM »
The anti-natalist youtube guy?

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News / Re: Anime: Fate/Zero Review
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:22:58 PM »
Now son, your entire credibility hangs on this point... who was best fate/zero servant?

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The Flood / Re: Pet Thread is in order
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:19:08 PM »

Either I've been identifying him wrong for the past eleven years or this guy's the most long lived Anole in America.

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The Flood / Re: Here I am!
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:00:46 PM »
Shalom. Please pay the tithe of three shekels.

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The Flood / Re: Alright Yanks, it's time for payback.
« on: September 17, 2014, 05:56:05 PM »
Liberate this, Motherbonger. LIBERATE!

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The Flood / Re: From their very core, Americans are brits
« on: September 17, 2014, 05:39:05 PM »
>implying a culture of boring and sucky culinary arts could have given birth to the glorious nation of the hamburger

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The Flood / Re: Why Are Humans So Ugly?
« on: September 17, 2014, 05:36:06 PM »
That is a really underdeveloped ass...

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The Flood / Re: from their very core, britbongs are arabs
« on: September 17, 2014, 05:25:55 PM »
Ha! Good thing I'm American.

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The Flood / Re: >African funeral on television
« on: September 17, 2014, 03:50:30 PM »
Your grandma sounds like a riot.

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Serious / Re: Drinking Iced Tea While Black is a Criminal Offence
« on: September 17, 2014, 03:35:29 PM »
Meh, sounds like something that would happen in Fayettnam. Slummy city, racial profiling, liquor store parking lot... Just another day on the job.
You familiar with this place?

Were you stationed at Bragg or something?
Nah, I've heard lots about the place from friends though.

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The Flood / Re: >black African policeman on a tv show
« on: September 17, 2014, 03:34:44 PM »
I love hilariously oblivious and unknowingly racist old ladies.

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Serious / Re: What do you think of the social justice movement?
« on: September 17, 2014, 03:27:06 PM »
Well Door, I mean, Floor just said something I'd say in words much better than what I'd use, so... what he said.

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