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The Flood / Re: Music has been dead for a long time...
« on: September 20, 2014, 06:27:12 AM »
>born in wrong time ebin le mayay arrows

YouTube

Here be Brian Fallon, best songwriter of the decade.

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The Flood / Re: Mfw Kiyo Kiyo thinks....
« on: September 20, 2014, 06:25:48 AM »
Red and White are a fucking terrible combination. Hun, don't quit your day job to become a fashion designer.
I disagree. It's a very stark color combination that is amazing for grabbing attention. Pokeballs and candy canes can't be wrong, Kiyo.
But the problem is that everyone who ever wears a red and white stripped shirt or sweater looks like a giant candy cane.

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The Flood / Re: Flood genealogy
« on: September 19, 2014, 10:04:04 PM »

roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself

gg life
yep

you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels

and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
the tlot phickens
and your father is das, distant descendant of longface the first flood troll, great-great-great-great-grandson of evil otto
so das is my father

i am okay with this
but das died when you were just a little furry from prostate cancer
Laaaaaaaame
this, children, is why you don't have vigorous anal sex like das had all the time


now begone with you spirit
Can't exorcize me, JIDF! whooooooooooooooooooo!

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Western Christians are as far from persecuted as it gets, especially in the US.
BUT THEY'RE TAKING GOD OUT OF SCHOOLS AND THE PLEDGE!

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The Flood / Re: How do you use a proxy?
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:46:56 PM »
OP was homeschooled

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The Flood / Re: A question for anti-natalists
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:39:46 PM »
There's only one anti-natalist here, so you obviously have some kind of agenda against me.
Dude, do you not realize that literally everyone hates you? Like, aside from maybe 1 faggot who likes you and 3 neutral people who don't care, literally NO ONE likes you.

It's so funny
>tfw jimmy calls you a fag

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The Flood / Re: Members that should be banned but aren't
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:37:55 PM »
DAS B00T x2
seriously, fuck that guy
I know, he's such a douche.
pretty sure he's sexist... or racist... or something against apaches
And he's a communist!
also a closet furry
Probably a closet fag too.
so basically he's hitler
Wow, we really need to do something about that guy.
his sentence should be death by a flood of lolis into his room
I don't know, he might enjoy that end.
fine

a flood of bronies
I can imagine no crueler fate for such a heinous man child.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm in a issue of conflict
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:33:15 PM »
Wait, did kinder just say he'll drive two hours for a blowjob?
For a weekend*
You know that spending that much time around her means you'll have to engage in conversation, right?

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The Flood / Re: Flood genealogy
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:32:40 PM »

roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself

gg life
yep

you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels

and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
the tlot phickens
and your father is das, distant descendant of longface the first flood troll, great-great-great-great-grandson of evil otto
so das is my father

i am okay with this
but das died when you were just a little furry from prostate cancer
Laaaaaaaame

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The Flood / Re: A question for anti-natalists
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:31:35 PM »
Thanks asshole. I just pictured Verb taking it from Denzel Washington. Not something I'd like to imagine.

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The Flood / Re: Members that should be banned but aren't
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:30:04 PM »
DAS B00T x2
seriously, fuck that guy
I know, he's such a douche.
pretty sure he's sexist... or racist... or something against apaches
And he's a communist!
also a closet furry
Probably a closet fag too.
so basically he's hitler
Wow, we really need to do something about that guy.
his sentence should be death by a flood of lolis into his room
I don't know, he might enjoy that end.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm in a issue of conflict
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:26:43 PM »
Wait, did kinder just say he'll drive two hours for a blowjob?

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The Flood / Re: Members that should be banned but aren't
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:25:50 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Members that should be banned but aren't
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:20:09 PM »
DAS B00T x2
seriously, fuck that guy
I know, he's such a douche.
pretty sure he's sexist... or racist... or something against apaches
And he's a communist!

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The Flood / Re: So I'm in a issue of conflict
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:16:55 PM »
What could possibly go wrong?
Hm,

AIDS, syphilis, gonorrhea, crabs, the clap, murder, kidnap

but I would get sex, sooooooo

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The Flood / Re: Members that should be banned but aren't
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:15:58 PM »

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The Flood / Re: So I'm in a issue of conflict
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:12:47 PM »
What could possibly go wrong?

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The Flood / Re: Members that should be banned but aren't
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:11:55 PM »
DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: I like lesbians in porn, but I don't think they should marry
« on: September 19, 2014, 08:51:20 PM »
Why are troll alts allowed to post here?
Welcome to the Flood.
Spoiler
That's actually Dusty's account. You can change you name you know.

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The Flood / Re: Mfw Kiyo Kiyo thinks....
« on: September 19, 2014, 08:46:31 PM »
You guys can't into fashion
I'm more /fa/ than you and you know it.

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The Flood / Re: Ah, the offsite. A Place to see the end of the true flood.
« on: September 19, 2014, 08:27:41 PM »
I'll get the bat...someone start chanting.

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The Flood / Re: I like lesbians in porn, but I don't think they should marry
« on: September 19, 2014, 07:44:53 PM »
Well that's easy to explain. Porno lesbians and real lesbians are like day and night.

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The Flood / Re: So this happened...
« on: September 19, 2014, 07:33:14 PM »
Eww, interracial porn.

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The Flood / Re: You slow motherfuckers.
« on: September 19, 2014, 06:27:09 PM »
Ancient Aliens is on History right now.

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The Flood / Re: Why are cartoon girls so sexy?
« on: September 19, 2014, 06:22:05 PM »
It's fucking dumb, why bust a nut over shitty 2d tits when you could get nice ones irl
Because 3d tits only want your money.

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The Flood / Re: Mfw Kiyo Kiyo thinks....
« on: September 19, 2014, 05:50:03 PM »


Red, white and blue is better
Agreed, particularly with the first two in horizontal rows and the later making a field in the corner.

Nah, I think the British arrangement is better, and blue and gold is nice too...
Too many intersecting lines.
You're right about the blue and gold. These were the most swaggin' ass soldiers of the 17th and 18th centuries.

I still think the intersecting lines are nice, but I rather like the green, white and orange tricolour too
Whenever I see an Irish flag I just think it's a faded Italian flag.

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The Flood / Re: Mfw Kiyo Kiyo thinks....
« on: September 19, 2014, 05:46:49 PM »

Red, white and blue is better
Agreed, particularly with the first two in horizontal rows and the later making a field in the corner.

Nah, I think the British arrangement is better, and blue and gold is nice too...
Too many intersecting lines.
You're right about the blue and gold. These were the most swaggin' ass soldiers of the 17th and 18th centuries.

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