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35251
« on: September 21, 2014, 01:59:09 PM »
>M1 Garand
>One of the few guns that actively screams 'I AM OUT OF FUCKING AMMO' when you run out of boolets in your clip
lel
But brah, that's why you keep your empty clips-a-dings to ping-a-ling on the ground to make the enemy stick his head up because he thinks you're reloading!
35252
« on: September 21, 2014, 01:56:23 PM »
We soviet now.
>soviet union
>making anything practical
LOL
>useless at 200 meters >practical Pick one.
35253
« on: September 21, 2014, 01:52:21 PM »
We soviet now.
 Those things are pretty neat to sit in.  But the gauge layout makes me question if Ruskies have common sense.
35254
« on: September 21, 2014, 01:49:16 PM »
Start one.
This one tastes quite good.
NO
Yes
Go AWAY DAS
No
35255
« on: September 21, 2014, 01:41:08 PM »
Start one.
This one tastes quite good.
NO
Yes
35256
« on: September 21, 2014, 01:35:38 PM »
God created man.
The Raptor uncreated them.
F-22 confirmed kill count as of 2014: 0
35257
« on: September 21, 2014, 01:33:15 PM »
 REAL AIRCRAFT HAVE CURVES!
35258
« on: September 21, 2014, 01:10:53 PM »
I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.
Does anyone here click on the ads?
That's how a lot of ad services are, actually.
35259
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:54:39 PM »
*walks in*
ALLAHU SNACKBAR!
*vest explodes sending doritos and mountain dew all over church*
35260
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:09:11 PM »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
You check your goddam privilege! I identify as a Type VIIC Unterseeboot and plastic surgery can't help me live in the water as I should!
dude that's not even a real gender you fucking shitlord
FUCK YOU HELI SCUM!
das confirmed for heliphobe
YOU"RE JUST A HYPOCRITICAL FUCKSTICK!
*blows up your sub with hellfire missiles... somehow*
Oh, so now being a special snowflake grants you the power to ignore the laws of physics? Douchecanoe.
yeah it's part of my sexuality you fucking heliphobe
You people are just fucking awful.
well that's what people said to the nig-i mean... african-americans, during the civil rights movement, and society accepted them later on
Like hell.
35261
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:05:22 PM »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
You check your goddam privilege! I identify as a Type VIIC Unterseeboot and plastic surgery can't help me live in the water as I should!
dude that's not even a real gender you fucking shitlord
FUCK YOU HELI SCUM!
das confirmed for heliphobe
YOU"RE JUST A HYPOCRITICAL FUCKSTICK!
*blows up your sub with hellfire missiles... somehow*
Oh, so now being a special snowflake grants you the power to ignore the laws of physics? Douchecanoe.
yeah it's part of my sexuality you fucking heliphobe
You people are just fucking awful.
35262
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:03:15 PM »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
You check your goddam privilege! I identify as a Type VIIC Unterseeboot and plastic surgery can't help me live in the water as I should!
dude that's not even a real gender you fucking shitlord
FUCK YOU HELI SCUM!
das confirmed for heliphobe
YOU"RE JUST A HYPOCRITICAL FUCKSTICK!
*blows up your sub with hellfire missiles... somehow*
Oh, so now being a special snowflake grants you the power to ignore the laws of physics? Douchecanoe.
35263
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:55:18 AM »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
You check your goddam privilege! I identify as a Type VIIC Unterseeboot and plastic surgery can't help me live in the water as I should!
dude that's not even a real gender you fucking shitlord
FUCK YOU HELI SCUM!
das confirmed for heliphobe
YOU"RE JUST A HYPOCRITICAL FUCKSTICK!
35264
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:50:44 AM »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
You check your goddam privilege! I identify as a Type VIIC Unterseeboot and plastic surgery can't help me live in the water as I should!
dude that's not even a real gender you fucking shitlord
FUCK YOU HELI SCUM!
35265
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:48:04 AM »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
You check your goddam privilege! I identify as a Type VIIC Unterseeboot and plastic surgery can't help me live in the water as I should!
35266
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:08:07 AM »
So what's the actual age gap?
she told me she's 16and she's actually 15 I'm 17 turning 18 in Jan.
All "niceeeeeee" aside, she founded the relationship on a lie and her parents clearly don't approve of you. Are you willing to deal with that?
35267
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:06:16 AM »
Yay! Webm threaads in Anarchy!
35268
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:04:45 AM »
This is why I don't use Adblock at all. Never have.
Because I LIKE supporting websites I go on!
But it's not like I ever click adds when they're visible...
35269
« on: September 21, 2014, 10:59:48 AM »
Redact my previous point.
ITT: Everyone but Commissar thinks that 4chan is ending
35270
« on: September 21, 2014, 10:48:07 AM »
So what's the actual age gap?
35271
« on: September 21, 2014, 10:45:47 AM »
Funny thing,
This happened to me one time when I took a nap and my little cousin was over.
Not your color.
I know. I would have preferred a brighter shade...
35272
« on: September 21, 2014, 10:44:39 AM »
Funny thing, This happened to me one time when I took a nap and my little cousin was over.
35273
« on: September 21, 2014, 10:41:18 AM »
Fap on her forehead.
He wants to deter her interests, not spark it further.
35274
« on: September 21, 2014, 10:21:27 AM »
That and my car isn't large enough to scare off most of those people as they're typically driving something larger than me.
Gotta a love a car that can intimidate people into merging properly out of fear of hitting your full steel body with their plastic car.
The sad thing is that the plastic car is safer in all reality. you're the one in danger, not them
True, but they don't know that.
35275
« on: September 21, 2014, 10:21:03 AM »
The last fedora wearer saw in public was int he midst of a Magic the Gathering tournament at the local mall.
35276
« on: September 21, 2014, 10:18:33 AM »
That and my car isn't large enough to scare off most of those people as they're typically driving something larger than me.
Gotta a love a car that can intimidate people into merging properly out of fear of hitting your full steel body with their plastic car.
35277
« on: September 21, 2014, 10:16:07 AM »
I did a layout for you guys just so I could make that joke at the end... I need a life
35278
« on: September 21, 2014, 09:42:31 AM »
Graphic tees from 2008.
35279
« on: September 21, 2014, 09:37:51 AM »
For once in my life, Locke is right and I agree with Marx.
35280
« on: September 21, 2014, 09:36:05 AM »
That's because you bongs have boring cars.
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