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35131
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:43:43 PM »
no fucks given
Oh my god... I have to burn it. It's the only way to save it.
35132
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:38:16 PM »
Must... resist... urge... to...kick...off...the bumper kit!
You do that, I'm gonna go save that poor Miata in the background.
35133
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:34:23 PM »
How could you miss Cindy? I liked her.
Weren't you her paining in Ruby's dodecahedron?
35134
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:33:15 PM »
/v/ is actually talking about video games
Well fuck, now what is /vg/ gonna do?
Your mother.
Eww, good on them, I guess.
35135
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:32:22 PM »
>texas plates I wonder if what Porsche would do if he ever saw that thing driving around...
35136
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:31:20 PM »
/v/ is actually talking about video games
Well fuck, now what is /vg/ gonna do?
35137
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:27:49 PM »
this is now a general car thread
Mmmmmm, dat first gen.
35138
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:09:56 PM »
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Should burn that bra, bro.
no
it's for these things in florida called lovebugs
they will fuck up your bumper
Should leave that state, bro.
35139
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:07:45 PM »
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Should burn that bra, bro.
35140
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:05:38 PM »
I feel like we make this joke once a week.
35141
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:03:00 PM »
The real mystery is am I a male or female?
Well you said that pink is deceiving, so I guess male.
35142
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:00:18 PM »
 Eighteen and a half feet of #MURRICA aged 36 years.  And 900cc's of 32 year old glorious Nippon engineering.
35143
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:57:20 PM »
Dunno.
35144
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:55:53 PM »
The pink is very deceiving....
Who the hell is pink mcgee over here?
My money is on Cheat's Uncle.
Wrong.
Nephew.
Cheat isn't an Uncle. So no.
Dad?
His dad doesn't computer.
Brocephious?
We have already ruled out that possibility as well.
Well we've gone through the immediate family, and I'm guessing you're a dude since you said that pink was deceiving...
Are you two actually related?
Read the title of this post, and you'll find the answer your looking for.
But I already said cousin!
I don't recall. I apologize if I missed it. Cheat is my cousin and now everyone knows. 
I guess I only implied it, actually.
35145
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:54:05 PM »
This one time, at band camp...
35146
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:53:24 PM »
The pink is very deceiving....
Who the hell is pink mcgee over here?
My money is on Cheat's Uncle.
Wrong.
Nephew.
Cheat isn't an Uncle. So no.
Dad?
His dad doesn't computer.
Brocephious?
We have already ruled out that possibility as well.
Well we've gone through the immediate family, and I'm guessing you're a dude since you said that pink was deceiving...
Are you two actually related?
Read the title of this post, and you'll find the answer your looking for.
But I already said cousin!
35147
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:51:09 PM »
 >senpai noticed me
35148
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:49:34 PM »
The pink is very deceiving....
Who the hell is pink mcgee over here?
My money is on Cheat's Uncle.
Wrong.
Nephew.
Cheat isn't an Uncle. So no.
Dad?
His dad doesn't computer.
Brocephious?
We have already ruled out that possibility as well.
Well we've gone through the immediate family, and I'm guessing you're a dude since you said that pink was deceiving... Are you two actually related?
35149
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:46:17 PM »
The pink is very deceiving....
Who the hell is pink mcgee over here?
My money is on Cheat's Uncle.
Wrong.
Nephew.
Cheat isn't an Uncle. So no.
Dad?
His dad doesn't computer.
Brocephious?
35150
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:43:35 PM »
The pink is very deceiving....
Who the hell is pink mcgee over here?
My money is on Cheat's Uncle.
Wrong.
Nephew.
Cheat isn't an Uncle. So no.
Dad?
35151
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:42:40 PM »
Orgasm before penetration.
After seeing that happen in person, I just can't laugh at it anymore.
Did this happen to you or someone you know?
Someone I knew.
Technically it happened on me... : /
Did you follow up with "I swear this never happens..."?
it was the other guy!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.... Back this train up
What's the whole story?
>be me >be horny >low standards >know socially awkward 5/10 who lives not two miles away who's sexually depraved so he's guaranteed DTF >I didn't realize he has no fucking clue what he's doing >tries to enter me >he's obviously having some sort of difficulty >"Oh hey it... no, false alarm" >tries again >holy fuck I think he just... >he gets off of me >yup >offers me a handjob >very lackluster >go home disappointed And I never spoke to him again.
35152
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:34:31 PM »
Orgasm before penetration.
After seeing that happen in person, I just can't laugh at it anymore.
Did this happen to you or someone you know?
Someone I knew.
Technically it happened on me... : /
Did you follow up with "I swear this never happens..."?
No, I just wiped myself off and... hey! It wasn't me, it was the other guy!
35153
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:31:47 PM »
Orgasm before penetration.
After seeing that happen in person, I just can't laugh at it anymore.
Did this happen to you or someone you know?
Someone I knew. Technically it happened on me... : /
35154
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:30:42 PM »
Orgasm before penetration.
After seeing that happen in person, I just can't laugh at it anymore.
35155
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:30:06 PM »
The pink is very deceiving....
Who the hell is pink mcgee over here?
My money is on Cheat's Uncle.
Wrong.
Nephew.
35156
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:28:06 PM »
If we could get more Aussie and UK member that'd be great because there's hardly anyone online whenever they are most of the time.
Don't worry. I wreck my sleep schedule just for them.
Same, I go to bed from 6AM to 12PM now.
I used to sleep from 4pm to midnight. Best cycle ever.
I like 8 to 4 actually.
I can't seem to be tired in the evening like that.
35157
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:26:00 PM »
If we could get more Aussie and UK member that'd be great because there's hardly anyone online whenever they are most of the time.
Don't worry. I wreck my sleep schedule just for them.
Same, I go to bed from 6AM to 12PM now.
I used to sleep from 4pm to midnight. Best cycle ever.
35158
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:22:34 PM »
I think that was a new record of getting rebanned so quick.
35159
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:14:59 PM »
Yep, I'mma go kill some wild rabbits.
35160
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:12:16 PM »
Well, still better than a brony coup, I guess.
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