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The Flood / Re: GoT Flood edition
« on: September 24, 2014, 03:59:56 PM »
>checks list
>googles Gregor Clegane
>the Mountain
>remembers threads of people hailing his army

I don't even GoT and I'm okay with this.

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The Flood / Re: You have a choice between having sex with...
« on: September 24, 2014, 03:55:57 PM »
Well aren't we just a sad little forum of romantics...

1000 different people. I'm too young and not traveled enough to pick the first option.

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The Flood / Re: Is dyed hair the female fedora?
« on: September 24, 2014, 02:48:26 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The Feminist Fight: Coming to a forum near you.
« on: September 24, 2014, 02:14:44 PM »
Feminists are the plague of this world

Hardly.
hy·per·bo·le
hīˈpərbəlē/Submit
noun
exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.
You know who liked hyperboles?

Verb.

Next thing you know, you'll be talking in an unnaturally verbose vocabulary.

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The Flood / Re: Who's your waifu Flood?
« on: September 24, 2014, 02:12:37 PM »
Ooooooh! Weeb fight! WEEB FIGHT!

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Serious / Re: Should women in the US have to sign up for the draft?
« on: September 24, 2014, 02:11:36 PM »
Fist, let me just get this out of my system.
>implying selective service will eve be called upon again

Okay, now, I'm pulling this out of my ass with a little bit of basis in my own experience. Maybe a third of a randomly selected of women could be competent in combat. What did we really draft for? Grunts. Good ol' eleven bang bangs who died by the dozen and were replaced in seconds by some poor guys who got voluntold by Uncle Sam. I don't know about you, but forcefully putting Ms. Homecoming Queen in a combat situation sounds like a fucking recipe for disaster.

Besides, their period blood will attract bears.

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The Flood / Re: The Feminist Fight: Coming to a forum near you.
« on: September 24, 2014, 01:49:06 PM »

It was a false flag
Huh... imagine that...


It doesn't matter if the nudes are real or not. What matters is the reaction to the threat. Winter is coming.
No duh.  Just stating my extreme shock and awe from such an unbeleivable revelation.

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Serious / Re: Did you get your flu shot?
« on: September 24, 2014, 01:35:05 PM »
Not yet. I think it's typically November or October drill when they stick us en masse against our will. Thanks, Obama!

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The Flood / Re: The Feminist Fight: Coming to a forum near you.
« on: September 24, 2014, 01:33:11 PM »
It was a false flag
Huh... imagine that...

35021
Sex. Lots and lots of kinky and increasingly dangerous sex.

35022
Deutschland, Österreich, oder Schweiz.
No love for Polan?

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Serious / Re: Coach suspended for praying with students
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:55:58 AM »
You should go to Switzerland, PSU. They have the most god tier gun laws in the world
Can't buy ammo though.

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The Flood / Re: iPhone69s+grande confirmed not for hipsters
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:40:28 AM »
Straight phones are too mainstream.

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The Flood / Re: I'm sorry, but the whole waifu thing is fucking weird
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:58:45 AM »
Because your waifu can't divorce you and take half your stuff.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:17:42 AM »
Someone give me a quick rundown of how these things work so that I can into Deutsches Reich.

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News / Re: Don't block our ads
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:14:35 AM »
>non-stop Tom Corbett ads
CHEAT HELP ME PLEASE! It's driving me crazy!

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Serious / Re: Senator Tim Kaine attacks Syria strikes
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:07:04 AM »
>congress refuses to act on things
>El Presidente utilizes military assets already operating in area to quell a growing potential threat and important issue of international affairs

I don't see a problem.
I do, especially when a Republican got a lot of public outcry over the same exact thing
If you strip everything down to a bare, basic summery than sure, but I'd argue that this set of circumstances is rather different than the start of OIF.

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Serious / Re: Senator Tim Kaine attacks Syria strikes
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:38:24 AM »
>congress refuses to act on things
>El Presidente utilizes military assets already operating in area to quell a growing potential threat and important issue of international affairs

I don't see a problem.
You forgot the part where he's black.
oh shit, my bad.

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Serious / Re: Senator Tim Kaine attacks Syria strikes
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:36:52 AM »
>congress refuses to act on things
>El Presidente utilizes military assets already operating in area to quell a growing potential threat and important issue of international affairs

I don't see a problem. 

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The Flood / Re: Post a random fact about the user above you
« on: September 24, 2014, 07:27:10 AM »
Hardcore lurker of old.

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The Flood / Re: Who's your waifu Flood?
« on: September 24, 2014, 07:19:51 AM »


Erwin ist liebe, Erwin ist leben

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The Flood / Re: Waffles are better than pancakes
« on: September 24, 2014, 06:59:57 AM »
Leftover general Tso's chicken is the single greatest thing I've ever eaten at four thirty in the morning.

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The Flood / Re: Do you jerk off to Tru 34?
« on: September 24, 2014, 06:56:51 AM »
Y'all some sick ass bestialists.

35035
/v/ isn't evil enough to beat up on a poor little autistic boy, is it?

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The Flood / Re: Have you guys seen the new Sep7agon light theme?
« on: September 23, 2014, 09:17:54 PM »
You just inverted the colour... Looks retarded.
Yes, Deci, that's the joke.

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The Flood / Re: How likely are you to die on this trip?
« on: September 23, 2014, 09:17:10 PM »
Spoiler
You could also literally go shoot a cow with a rpg if you wanted to.
Oh my god, do I want to...

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The Flood / Re: Have you guys seen the new Sep7agon light theme?
« on: September 23, 2014, 09:11:12 PM »
I like it.
fuck you and fuck everyone related to you and all your friends and your lizard and your favorite anime and your car and your waifu
You... you evil little hasidic  autist...

NOBODY FUCKS MY WAIFU BUT ME!
it's funny you think that

Muted, reported, message sent to JSDF. Enjoy your Type 90 falling out of a C-130 on to your synagogue, Goldstein.
>tfw iron dome
nice try nigger

>yfw rule of cool doesn't apply to real life

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The Flood / Re: Have you guys seen the new Sep7agon light theme?
« on: September 23, 2014, 09:09:19 PM »
I like it.
fuck you and fuck everyone related to you and all your friends and your lizard and your favorite anime and your car and your waifu
You... you evil little hasidic  autist...

NOBODY FUCKS MY WAIFU BUT ME!
it's funny you think that

Muted, reported, message sent to JSDF. Enjoy your Type 90 falling out of a C-130 on to your synagogue, Goldstein. 

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The Flood / Re: How likely are you to die on this trip?
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:56:43 PM »
I've been to Thailand and survived.....ish
If you have US dollars there you're pretty much a god.

I'm probably good.
How are the trans hookers there? Do they live up to the reputation?

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