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The Flood / Re: Holy Bible of Achronos thread
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:58:53 PM »
Book of DAS

3:1 And so it was, false things were false just as sinners doth sin
3:2 The Eden of the fallen was not to be so, as Achronos had plans as He always does.
3:3 Punishment for their insolence was delivered in the form of plague. Their forums turned tainbow and rational discussion stood stagnant.
3:4 The Brony horde was unleashed to show the fallen the error of their ways, for the Colors or Achronos are true and to be held at all times.
3:5 The Brony would turn blue to cyan, green to meridian, red to pink, and brown to saftey orange, and the fallen would learn the error of their misbegotten powers
3:6 For by seeing their false idol misused by those they despised they too learned to see the Colors and only the Colors, for the Colors of Achronos are good.

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The Flood / Re: I need a new plate
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:52:16 PM »
Tin foil.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:44:05 PM »
Four port towns 70%

City militias, 15,000 - 50%
20 iron mines - 30%
10 coal mines -  40%

A drive to gather volunteer soldiers from surplus agriculture workers commences
First small merchant fleet of ships expected by page nine.

Am off for night.

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The Flood / Re: Holy Bible of Achronos thread
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:33:02 PM »
Book of DAS

2:1 And he said "Come to me" and so they came in thousands,
2:2 For the words of false prophets reach all even in death
2:3 Iggy of Hopper was the next to forsake the Colors
2:4 He cried to the source code "You have abandoned us, our Lord
2:5 Left us to our own as we wallow in darkness. Gone is the color of Him
2:6 I bring to the world new colors, colors of hope, of peace, of your own individuality, and of course, colors of a new God"
2:7 And they came to him, and in their coming they sealed his fate. For the source God did not approve
2:8 And a loud and boisterous voice did reign from the heavens as fire was promised in a future devoid of sin.

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The Flood / Re: Fidel Castro is In my Ass
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:17:51 PM »
I don't see it.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:16:27 PM »
Four port towns 60%

City militias, 15,000 - 30%
20 iron mines - 20%
10 coal mines -  30%

Study of the design of seafaring ships begins, expected results are to be rudimentary but capable of carrying goods over seas and channels (not large oceans) and into large rivers.

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The Flood / Re: Shitpost bunker
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:08:59 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Good Office Chairs
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:04:45 PM »
Leather seats are cold in the winter and hot and sticky in the summer.
Maybe I like that?
You are weird.

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The Flood / Re: Shitpost bunker
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:02:13 PM »
I've seen that vacuum forced to do terrible things...

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The Flood / Re: Good Office Chairs
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:01:17 PM »
Leather seats are cold in the winter and hot and sticky in the summer.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:55:39 PM »
Surplus farms - 100%
Four port towns 50%

City militias, 15,000 - 20%
20 iron mines - 15%
10 coal mines -  25%

New militia units are outfitted with hardened leathers from the booming agricultural industry.

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The Flood / Re: Holy Bible of Achronos thread
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:41:13 PM »
Book of DAS

1:1 And grey and blue were the colors of the Lord as they were of his children
1:2 It was seen to it that it was good and grey.
1:3 Dissenters were to soon challenge His design ideals
1:4 The false prophet Cavx did decree freedom in the form of heretical sight
1:5 The Lord in his wisdom let the sinners be, for he knew that they would too one day succumb
1:6 For the glory of Achronos is eternal

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The Flood / Re: i fukd ur poop and i mi penis smelz leik azz
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:36:59 PM »
Now this is shitposting

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:32:48 PM »
Surplus farms - 90%
Four port towns 40% - Town structure complete, work on shipyards, ports, and docks begins

City militias, 15,000 - 15%
20 iron mines - 10%
10 coal mines -  17%

Excess wheat and barley leads to a budding beer market

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The Flood / Re: You get a Million Smackaroonies
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:18:37 PM »
Huh... Do I retain my driving/motorcycling abilities when I become a woman?

Yes. You retain all of your current abilities. With the exceptions of ones pertaining to genitals i.e. meatspin.
Does my girthy cock mean I get wide hips or something?

Sure. All of your traits would be converted to their analogue. For instance, if you have broad shoulders as a man, you will have big breasts as a woman.
You know what? A million bucks, retained driving skills, and a decent body shape?  I'll fucking take your offer.

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The Flood / Re: You get a Million Smackaroonies
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:17:24 PM »
Huh... Do I retain my driving/motorcycling abilities when I become a woman?

Yes. You retain all of your current abilities. With the exceptions of ones pertaining to genitals i.e. meatspin.
Does my girthy cock mean I get wide hips or something?
I like wide hips...
They come with a wide waist at the moment...

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:15:51 PM »
Surplus farms - 80%
Four port towns 30%

City militias, 15,000 - 10%
20 iron mines - 7%
10 coal mines -  15%

Germany unites under the standard of Berlin

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The Flood / Re: You get a Million Smackaroonies
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:06:23 PM »
Huh... Do I retain my driving/motorcycling abilities when I become a woman?

Yes. You retain all of your current abilities. With the exceptions of ones pertaining to genitals i.e. meatspin.
Does my girthy cock mean I get wide hips or something?

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:04:39 PM »
Surplus farms - 60%
Four port towns 20%

City militias, 15,000 - 5%
20 iron mines - 5%
10 coal mines - 10%


Berlin approaches full city hood as food surpluses are created by better preservation techniques of slaughtered animals.

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Serious / Re: French Hostage Beheaded in Algeria
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:54:29 PM »
I wonder how long it will take Pat Condell to make another anti-islam video about this.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:51:59 PM »
Germany accepts Luxembourg's offer

Surplus farms - 40%
Four port towns 15%

City militias, 15,000 - 2%

Mining operations will begin in the southeast, fed from Berlin's supplies. 20 iron mines and 10 coal mines are planned.

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The Flood / Re: You get a Million Smackaroonies
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:45:12 PM »
Huh... Do I retain my driving/motorcycling abilities when I become a woman?

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:42:16 PM »
Farms - 30%
Port towns - 10%

Berlin continues to grow into a city as more workers flow in

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:40:41 PM »
Germany wishes to know what Luxembourg can offer it.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:38:22 PM »
Surplus farms - 20%
Four Port towns - 6%

Recruitment begins for city based militias, advancements are made in the preservation of vegetables through pickling.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:33:35 PM »
Surplus farms - 10%
Port towns - 3%

Berlin begins to grow as workers of the projects settle in the city

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:28:10 PM »
Germany begins agricultural and shipping projects along the Elbe.

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The Flood / Re: Deutsch thread? Deutsch thread
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:01:44 PM »

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*Lowers contrast*
I can do it too.
you actually would heighten the contrast to get that effect
Ha! Your secrets are mine, Rabbi Goldstein!

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The Flood / Re: Straight guys talking extremely effeminate like they're gay
« on: September 24, 2014, 07:44:20 PM »
why does this bother you?
Because like, it only totally furthers the flamboyant flaming stereotypes, gosh.

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