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The Flood / Re: That feel when your soul mate is fictional.
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:14:14 PM »
And a lesbian, unfortunately.
Ellen Page is real <3


But lesbians aren't actually real.

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The Flood / Re: Why isn't shit spamming a bannable offense?
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:09:42 PM »
What, you want half your threads locked or something?

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Gaming / Re: PC master race thread? PC master race thread.
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:48:45 PM »
Oi, PC figs, where should I look for a decent flight stick with enough buttons for miscellaneous things like flaps and trim that won't cost me a hundred bucks?

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The Flood / Re: Best Avatar character?
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:46:49 PM »
Cabbages are love, Cabbages are the only option.

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first ejaculation experience.
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:45:55 PM »
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.
It's something embarrassing, isn't it?

You tried to re-enact the scene from American Pie, didn't you?

Nope. I haven't even seen that movie actually.
Then what?

Nothing. I just don't think it's something that I should share with all males. Like.... really? Why would any guy wanna know that shit?

I mean, I can understand why a girl would wanna know... but unless a dude's gay I guess, there's no point.
Just dumb little shit that bored dudes on the internet discuss.
Actually, I can't think of any chick who'd want to know this for romantic reasons.

Oh believe me. There are chicks that are curious about it. I'd be lying it I said ALL women were not curious at all.
Wait... hold the fuck on...  so you're telling me...


Deci knows girls?

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first ejaculation experience.
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:43:16 PM »
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.
It's something embarrassing, isn't it?

You tried to re-enact the scene from American Pie, didn't you?

Nope. I haven't even seen that movie actually.
Then what?

Nothing. I just don't think it's something that I should share with all males. Like.... really? Why would any guy wanna know that shit?

I mean, I can understand why a girl would wanna know... but unless a dude's gay I guess, there's no point.
Just dumb little shit that bored dudes on the internet discuss.
Actually, I can't think of any chick who'd want to know this for romantic reasons.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:41:38 PM »
First round of merchant ships finished, another four to be completed in one year's time. The fleet begins a tour of the North Sea.
Danish annexation - 60%
Iron purification research - 25%
5,000 archers, 30%
Public works of Munich and Stuttgart - 5%

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first ejaculation experience.
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:38:25 PM »
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.
It's something embarrassing, isn't it?

You tried to re-enact the scene from American Pie, didn't you?

Nope. I haven't even seen that movie actually.
Then what?

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first ejaculation experience.
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:36:13 PM »
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.
It's something embarrassing, isn't it?

You tried to re-enact the scene from American Pie, didn't you?

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The Flood / Re: This video sums up the Flood perfectly
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:18:27 PM »
I kind of hope Nicolas becomes a weeaboo.

Nope. He will never know anime until I have fully indoctrinated him to hate it

>Implying that won't just force him to become a self hating NEET that tries to hide his favorite hobby from his father.

You're going to find him one day with his pants around his ankles fapping to hatsune miku.
I'd be more disappointed that my son has shit taste in 2D girls than anything else if I was him...

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The Flood / Re: didjewno
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:16:44 PM »
Wow man, I know I'm fucking racist at times, but that's just awful. You should be ashamed, OP.

ASHAMED!

I'm telling Oprah.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:14:27 PM »
Mines complete.
The German government puts money into Munich and Stuttgart to grow as industrial centers as population increases.

Danish annexation - 40%

Iron purification research - 10%

5,000 Archers - 10%

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The Flood / Re: Post Pokemon
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:10:11 PM »


GLORY TO BIRD JESUS!

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first ejaculation experience.
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:08:53 PM »
Was like, ten. hardly remember it, but I recall being thoroughly confused by the pulsing. Doubt anything that wasn't clear came out.

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The Flood / Re: Post Pokemon
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:05:57 PM »



DON'T FUCKLE WITH SHUCKLE!

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The Flood / Re: didjewno
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:02:41 PM »
Wow man, I know I'm fucking racist at times, but that's just awful. You should be ashamed, OP.

ASHAMED!

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The Flood / Re: I think I found the deity of the Flood.
« on: September 25, 2014, 06:56:12 PM »
(Not animu)
>implying Haruhisma and Madokaism aren't legit religions
More akin to a Cult.
And Catholicism isn't?
At least Catholicism has actually done something.
Spoiler
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>tfw you will never slaughter Muslims as you siege Damascus with your Madokan brothers
Feels bad man

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 06:50:05 PM »
20 iron mines - 90%
10 coal mines -  Complete, coal burning in populated areas begins to lessen demand of deforestation for firewood.

Danish Annexation 20%

Impure iron spear and arrowhead research complete, implementation of new heads by page 11.
Research into purification of iron ore begins
Recruitment begins for a 5,000 man strong archery unit

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The Flood / Re: I think I found the deity of the Flood.
« on: September 25, 2014, 06:38:23 PM »
(Not animu)
>implying Haruhisma and Madokaism aren't legit religions
More akin to a Cult.
And Catholicism isn't?

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The Flood / Re: Look outside your window...
« on: September 25, 2014, 06:34:12 PM »
Spoiler

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL!
Where are all the amish people at?
We got Mennonites, yo.

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The Flood / Re: I think I found the deity of the Flood.
« on: September 25, 2014, 06:28:05 PM »
(Not animu)
>implying Haruhisma and Madokaism aren't legit religions

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The Flood / Re: Post a random fact about the user above you
« on: September 25, 2014, 06:15:12 PM »
Holy fuck am I late on that

Got kinder banned three times now.

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The Flood / Re: Look outside your window...
« on: September 25, 2014, 06:10:29 PM »
Spoiler

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL!

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Gaming / Re: PC master race thread? PC master race thread.
« on: September 25, 2014, 05:57:57 PM »
For you laptop guys check this out.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=34-725-001

It's about the most fucking ridiculous gaming laptop out there. SLI ON A FUCKING LAPTOP
Oooooooh, pretty.

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The Flood / Re: so how iz evry1
« on: September 25, 2014, 05:51:13 PM »
Meh, not great.  I've been freaking out over my face.  I wanna get a nose job.. and soon.
Get your fucking priorities straight.
They are....
First my nose, then liposuction which they can put into my butt, and then hormones!
That'd be the opposite of getting your priorities straight.
So hormones first?..
Yes. You want to start those as soon as possible, and the younger the better. Too far past the end of adolescence and it won't do anything for your frame or face.

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The Flood / Re: So, I've started a shit storm (story time)
« on: September 25, 2014, 05:48:24 PM »
It's in the bro code to tell a bro when his woman is being unfaithful, is it not?
Das you're like 30, bro code is long gone for you
Bro, the bro code is eternal.
YouTube

Those dudes are bro to the core, man.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 05:43:44 PM »
City militias, 15,000 - 100%
20 iron mines - 70%
10 coal mines -  90%

10,000 troops march north to Denmark for annexation.

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The Flood / Re: So, I've started a shit storm (story time)
« on: September 25, 2014, 05:40:27 PM »
It's in the bro code to tell a bro when his woman is being unfaithful, is it not?
Das you're like 30, bro code is long gone for you
Bro, the bro code is eternal.

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Serious / Re: So, how is extrajudicial murder not unconstitutional?
« on: September 25, 2014, 05:38:23 PM »
Patriot act or something.

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