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34831
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:21:39 PM »
Ok this thread is getting out of hand, I'm going lock it to stop any confrontation.
Shush, Soloposimic Slush
34832
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:13:21 PM »
If you want to shoot jizz like a porn star, the secret is holding on right before you cum. When you feel right when you are about to, try to not cum. See if you can hold it for like 10 or 15 seconds. When you finally do let it go, you shoot it out and get distance. Its weird too, you start jizzing, but 5 seconds later you get an INTENSE orgasm. Its like cumming twice.
isn't that like the same thing as "edging?"
Edging involves bringing yourself close to orgasm, stopping before you cum, and repeating as desired.
34833
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:07:39 PM »
Additional question: When a number of posts reported were legitimately reportable, should the reporters abuse mean no action is taken against the others?
34834
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:05:48 PM »
I fucking love the way you idiots go on about shit with Zesty.
34835
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:01:19 PM »
Ahhhhhh, one of those few poor souls...
You have my empathy.
Poor? I'm fine without suffering with a case of "human nature".
Human nature is pretty enjoyable though.
34836
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:59:42 PM »
I was eighteen.
I masturbated a bit before that occurrence, but I never went so far. Upon reaching an orgasm, I managed to coat my bedsheets and boxers. To clean up, I utilized a pair of used socks and threw them away.
Honestly?
How'd you wait that long?
I don't see the big deal.
It's unusual, you see. Unusual things, being unusual as they are, tend to spark an interest to know more in people, and I am no exception.
34837
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:57:42 PM »
I was eighteen.
I masturbated a bit before that occurrence, but I never went so far. Upon reaching an orgasm, I managed to coat my bedsheets and boxers. To clean up, I utilized a pair of used socks and threw them away.
Honestly?
How'd you wait that long?
I do not obtain a sexual attraction towards someone before obtaining an emotional bond first. Life would have been easier if I tossed off to my own porn.
Ahhhhhh, one of those few poor souls... You have my empathy.
34838
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:54:43 PM »
I was eighteen.
I masturbated a bit before that occurrence, but I never went so far. Upon reaching an orgasm, I managed to coat my bedsheets and boxers. To clean up, I utilized a pair of used socks and threw them away.
Honestly? How'd you wait that long?
34839
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:52:42 PM »
Don't Opeth fall under the first category? I mean...they're pretty good.
May or may not be brvtal enough. We must consult /mu/.
34840
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:28:25 PM »
Why not just pass an amendment giving them a representative and two senators without making them a state?
Because it sets a dangerous precedent. Texas and like, half the South, will want to secede but still have representation in Congress.
But if they secede they have no claim to stay in congress.
Not if we say non-states can have representation in Congress.
But they won't be part of the nation anymore, and DC is federal ground, right?
34841
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:27:19 PM »
DAS will be happy to know you like Yaoi.
Spoiler  I don't..
Spoiler  Oh come on, don't lie and tell me you don't enjoy it.
34842
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:24:06 PM »
Why not just pass an amendment giving them a representative and two senators without making them a state?
Because it sets a dangerous precedent. Texas and like, half the South, will want to secede but still have representation in Congress.
But if they secede they have no claim to stay in congress.
34843
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:13:31 PM »
The bureaucracy is slow, man.
34844
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:11:14 PM »
Why not just pass an amendment giving them a representative and two senators without making them a state?
34845
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:08:15 PM »
6'2" so it makes finding guys difficult.
I refuse to be a top.
You will be a goddamn top and you will like it!
34846
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:07:17 PM »
Polish invasion and annexation to be completed by page 30.
Research into the theory of use of light cavalry (and if man can even tame a horse, for what even are horses? Are they giant dogs? I had a dog once you know...) is expected to yield results by page 31.
Munich and Stuttgart - 85%
Berlin continues to prosper in wealth as the major shipping point of the nation grows.
34847
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:03:10 PM »
This is Scandinavian Death Metal:
Sabaton is power metal, yo. This is Melodic Death Metal And this is Melodeath's uncle, Swedish Death Metal.
34848
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:55:12 PM »
>implying kids learning strong morality and to love one another isn't for the best.
>implying they need to be told lies and be made to believe in fairy tales is necessary to achieve that
I'm not implying or saying that at all.
But hey, say what you want.
Did you not just imply that it would be better to teach children the teachings of the bible rather than subjects like science?
*facepalms
No. Both are necessary, you just group the Christian Faith with fairy tales simply because you don't believe it.
That's quite arrogant of you to believe yourself absolutely right on that matter. I have things to do today, and you aren't really contributing to the conversation, so I'm done for today. Maybe later I'll pick it back up.
But what do you think of the stories of the Prophet Mohammed? The Nordic Eddas and the Havamal? The Kangyur? The Pyramid Texts? Pythagoras's Verses? The Sutras of Vasugupta? The Kabir poems? The Evangelion? The Dresdren Codex? How about the one that started the concept of modern mono-theistic religions, the Avesta? I'm sure you hold those all no higher than a fairy tale.
34849
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:43:24 PM »
Around 188cm.
What dating life.
That's what you get for using communist measuring systems.
Im not taking this nonsense from you.
Nazi scum
Better dead than Red!
34850
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:27:59 PM »
Around 188cm.
What dating life.
That's what you get for using communist measuring systems.
34851
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:19:03 PM »
Cargo ships packed with food, iron, and a few German blacksmiths travel to England to teach their workers smiting techniques. Expected to arrive in one year.
Munich and Stuttgart - 80%
Invasion of Poland - 70% - The reliance of Poland on light cavalry shows its flaws when faced against spear formations, however, German military leaders begin to wonder about the use of cavalry as an auxiliary component.
Blade research hash shown that the rule of cool does not apply to life, and incredibly thick blades of human length are not feasible weapons.
34852
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:06:48 PM »
Pretty much every gay/formerly gay man I know had a detached father or didn't even know their father at all.
But I know some who are close to their fathers. Hopefully not too close, that would be super gay.
34853
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:04:38 PM »
Why have so many shitposters started joining lately? ffs..
What do you think the Flood was?
34854
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:05:16 AM »
Germany would offer the Sultanate of England economic and scientific aid of it remains as a power.
34855
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:03:21 AM »
I'd rather hear Paganizer than Skrillex.
34856
« on: September 26, 2014, 09:22:13 AM »
What a joke of a country we live in.
if you don't like it, why don't you leave?
If Hillary wins I'm going to.
I actually turned down a transfer to Canada for my job a few months back. Could easily get it again.
Yeah, go to Canada where they have low taxes, no gay marriage, pervasive religiousness, no minorities, no national healthcare, and everyone carries a gun. Also, no socialism. All those things you hate about liberal America.
You idiot.
i hope you're being sarcastic and not being as ignorant as you sound.
I don't see how anyone could doubt that as sarcasm.
34857
« on: September 26, 2014, 09:20:16 AM »
Munich and Stuttgart - 80%
Invasion of Poland 30%
As north sea trade routes grow, Germany asks to conduct trade in Russian Finland.
Steel daggers have been designed, implementation as a standard side-arm due by page 30. Research begins on longer blades and their stability.
34858
« on: September 26, 2014, 09:15:24 AM »
Dustin, save us please! We should have listened! The pedos are attacking! Forgive us!
34859
« on: September 26, 2014, 08:08:34 AM »
Munich and Stuttgart - 60%
Invasion of Poland - 10%
German researchers discover that it is easier to accidentally cut yourself on a steel knife than an iron one.
Schnapps is discovered by one of Berlin's farmers.
Danish ports begin retrofitting cargo ships for military purposes.
34860
« on: September 26, 2014, 07:09:05 AM »
It's odd how I've never had a problem with the guy...
No it isn't. You never discuss anything with him politically or his batshit retarded anti natalism. In fact, you never disagree on anything because you rarely post any opinions when Verbatim posts in a thread.
He knows my thoughts on a lot of things already. I mean, I knew the guy when he adopted that philosophy.
It's not like this is the only place I talk to him either...
And you're the type of person who doesn't give his opinion on other people's opinions. Unless of course somebody attacks your little group of traps and deluded teens.
Or if somebody happens to be named Kiyo... >.>
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