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Serious / Re: Can we just make something clear?
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:46:22 PM »
While the post in question may have been phrased abrasively, it was certainly relevant to the discussion.
Relevance =/= adding something to the discussion.
Can a post even be relevant without adding to the discussion?
Commentary like posts.

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The Flood / Re: Destiny Soundtrack is out.
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:44:17 PM »
>listening to vidya OSTs

Shiggy diggy doo
It's like baby's first orchestra.

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:37:45 PM »
How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?
>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?
No, I just can't get a gf at all
Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.
But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman
Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"
Handy With Penis?
Lol, but no.
Heavy Weight Pussy?
Negative.

The term stands for "Height Weight Proportionate"

Protip: Nobody who ever refers to themselves as HWP is HWP.
i'm totally HWP what are you talking about Das
-__________________________________________________o

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The Flood / Re: OZAIMANIA'S ABOUT TO RUN WIIIILD
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:37:05 PM »
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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:32:08 PM »
How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?
>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?
No, I just can't get a gf at all
Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.
But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman
Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"
Handy With Penis?
Lol, but no.
Heavy Weight Pussy?
Negative.

The term stands for "Height Weight Proportionate"

Protip: Nobody who ever refers to themselves as HWP is HWP.

34808
The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:27:53 PM »
How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?
>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?
No, I just can't get a gf at all
Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.
But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman
Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"
Handy With Penis?
Lol, but no.

34809
The Flood / Re: ITT: Things that defeat Ultra Giga Nigga
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:26:04 PM »
1st SS Panzer Division Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler solos.
His welfare shield negates the effects.
Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
CALL IN THE LUFTWAFFELHOUSES! WE MUST ROB HIM OF HIS WELFARE MONEY!

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The Flood / Re: >tfw your mother is a fucking idiot
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:23:59 PM »
Can I tell him it's a joke now?
I already tried like 4 times. He's too dense.
Yeah, but he usually listens when I yell at him.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw your mother is a fucking idiot
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:23:12 PM »
Can I tell him it's a joke now?

34812
The Flood / Re: Sup Fate/Flood, Check Out What I've Got
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:20:16 PM »
Goddamn amine.
erotic Nipponese visual novels*

34813
The Flood / Re: Sup Fate/Flood, Check Out What I've Got
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:18:54 PM »
OH MY GODOKA!

FINALLY DONE VALIDATING?!

There's only one dude who can change the validation percent apparently and he hasn't been doing shit. According to /a/ it's completely playable now as the community has pretty much finished it up without him.

There might be a couple mistakes here and there, but you can still get the complete story now.
Brb, grabbing buckets for the inevitable.

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:17:35 PM »
How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?
>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?
No, I just can't get a gf at all
Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.
But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman
Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Things that defeat Ultra Giga Nigga
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:16:15 PM »
1st SS Panzer Division Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler solos.

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:14:59 PM »
How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?
>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?
No, I just can't get a gf at all
Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.

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The Flood / Re: Sup Fate/Flood, Check Out What I've Got
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:13:49 PM »
OH MY GODOKA!

FINALLY DONE VALIDATING?!

34818
The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:12:26 PM »
The only advantage I see of having a vagina is that it's self lubricating.
Not worth the other tradeoffs, IMO.
i definitely enjoy not having blood spew out of my genitals
A-fucking-men, brother.

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:11:54 PM »
How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?
>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?

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Serious / Re: Can we just make something clear?
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:11:12 PM »
>Door
>complaining about shitposting

holyshitlol
Well, there's a time and a place for everything.

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:09:09 PM »
The only advantage I see of having a vagina is that it's self lubricating.
Not worth the other tradeoffs, IMO.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:05:25 PM »

Britbong Emissary inquires of the Deutches Reich, as to their current alliance status and how many kabobs they have removed <.<

[Saxe-Coburg-Gotha intensifies]
The Reich currently stands alone and is too far north to remove Kebab

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:03:16 PM »
Poland has been annexed by Germany.
The core of the Volksturm has been turned into a professional standing army and conscripts young men of the conquered lands.
15,000 additional soldiers - trained by page 32

Munich and Stuttgart - 95%

Three scientists were killed attempting to perform a vivisection on a horse to discover what they look like on the inside. A new found respect for the horse as a dangerous fighter had been acquired. Services of mourning will be held as we wish the men's souls safe travel to the Sun.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:57:33 PM »
Yea, I don't think I'll be able to continue, Russia and all of the countries it holds are up for grabs to the first person who wants it.
America wants ALL of Russia.
Not so fast America!
Canada wants a piece of the pie. :)
Fine, we can share. Since you are Canada, you can have Siberia!
I don't have Siberia, I have Finland and Kazakhstan.
Und das Deutsches Reich has already claimed the Finns.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw your mother is a fucking idiot
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:54:04 PM »
I bet she is like

>tfw my son is a pedophile.
Must feel bad, man.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:52:01 PM »
Yea, I don't think I'll be able to continue, Russia and all of the countries it holds are up for grabs to the first person who wants it.
Germany would like Finland.

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The Flood / Re: "Abusing" the report function
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:38:08 PM »
Most of you have nothing to worry about, but when you're up to your fucking neck with spam reports from a certain user who's reason for reporting people were "cunt", "faggot" and "fucktard" etc with none of the posts even violating the rules... Then yes it's a banable offense, it means we have to wade through the shit to do what we're supposed to.
So can we just leave him banned?
There's actually a funny story behind that.
................Would you like to share?

Nope
Oh, is it the "harassment" after the initial ban?

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:36:51 PM »


This is now the official flag of our Coalition.
Canada accuses the coalition of stealing their flag.

>.>
The point still stands.
Your symbol is a Maple Leaf while ours is the Lotus flower.
Oh, I thought it was hemp.

That reminds me, I should into Holland after I wreck Polan.

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Serious / Re: A challenge for the religious/conservative users here
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:32:39 PM »
I expected the spoiler to say "you can't."

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Serious / Re: Coach suspended for praying with students
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:31:28 PM »
Damn it floor...

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