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The Flood / Re: The man laying at your feet calls you a monster
« on: September 27, 2014, 08:48:36 PM »
Because I probably ravaged his asshole with my  girth
ples das, ravege mah butt
you wodlnt be able to handle it, mein herr.

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The Flood / Re: The man laying at your feet calls you a monster
« on: September 27, 2014, 08:18:11 PM »
Because I probably ravaged his asshole with my  girth

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The Flood / Re: How many siblings do you have?
« on: September 27, 2014, 07:46:52 PM »
One younger brother.

He's been at Ft. Benning for about two months now. Kinda miss our drunken anime weekends...

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The Flood / Re: Celebrity leaks
« on: September 27, 2014, 07:21:24 PM »
J law has ugly fake tits
2/10 would not javl off to

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 27, 2014, 07:19:45 PM »
Class, I think it is time for a map update.

Japan has the Philippines, I have Papau New Guinea, Indonesia. New Zealand has Saudi Arabia and working on Persia. Canada has Far East Russia.

Germany also has Poland, Denmark, Luxemburg, and Belgium from Luxemburg.
 ... And is still afk because I'm fuckk g wasted and on mobile.

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The Flood / Re: Stoner Rock
« on: September 27, 2014, 07:14:28 PM »
>first reply mentauons kyuss

well my work here is fone.
Go home Das, you're high.
cannot into home until tomorrow evening.

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The Flood / Re: Stoner Rock
« on: September 27, 2014, 07:11:34 PM »
>first reply mentauons kyuss

well my work here is fone.

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The Flood / Re: If IA HYPOTHETICAL GUY Suck a trans woman's dick
« on: September 27, 2014, 12:07:52 PM »
Once again, your gay if you don't like traps.

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Serious / Re: Do you Support the Students Protesting in Colorado?
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:56:49 AM »
I can't  stand blatantly and objectively biased history, so I totally support them.

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The Flood / Re: Why are yuropoors so dumb
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:03:56 AM »
All that government inbreeding.

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The Flood / Re: If a woman sucks your dick
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:01:28 AM »
Gonna have to go do science. I'll get back to you on that.

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The Flood / Re: Official Sep7agon Beach RP thread
« on: September 27, 2014, 09:35:15 AM »
*pretends to browse internet on phone while taking creeper photos of everyone*

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 27, 2014, 04:17:28 AM »
5,000 Cavalry - 70% - page 35 expected
Warsaw and Krakow improvements - 15% - page 40
Austria and Czech annexation - 50% - page 36
Research of the lance - 10% - page 41
Viking sword implementation - is complete. Maintaining current numbers, the Heer has been reorganized as follows:

15,000 spearmen
25,000 sword and shield
5,000 archers
2,000 French mercenaries

Not-Nato-but-totally-Nato Alliance offer - USA/NAA
Considered, pending discussion with partner in the Euroballing Union, if all goes with with Reichmaster Das then it is likely approved.
The Reich would approve of a trade union with the Americas.

*will probably be afk for most of the day*

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The Flood / Re: How often do you get your haircut?
« on: September 26, 2014, 08:12:29 PM »
Once a month.

My barber is black and let me say you can't beat black barbers. They are the best.
Oh god, I can see it now.
"I'm not racist, I go to a black barber! They're the best!"

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The Flood / Re: What Is Your Superpower
« on: September 26, 2014, 08:10:53 PM »
Worship Empowerment
Oh, great, the Finn's gonna make us worship him now.

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The Flood / Re: Another help thread
« on: September 26, 2014, 08:09:42 PM »
Back when my mom shopped for me she always bought me stuff from this store called "The Buckle." For those of you who don't know it's where all the tools and douches go to shop. It's where you find stuff like Affliction, Fox, Hurley, Society, Rock Revival etc. I still wear these brands and look like a total douche and no I don't care.
Ooooooh, I think Rose used to shop for girl jeans there.

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The Flood / Re: Another help thread
« on: September 26, 2014, 08:05:45 PM »
Buy clothes.

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The Flood / Re: Floodians you would ravage in bed?
« on: September 26, 2014, 07:59:03 PM »
My girlfriend isn't a Floodian, but she does lurk and very rarely post on Bnet. I would definitely love to "ravage" her in bed, but we've decided we'll wait.

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The Flood / Re: Cats
« on: September 26, 2014, 07:52:48 PM »
Da fuq is going on around here right meow?! ö.ô
OP is getting one of you
I tried to warn him, but he won't listen.
Please, convince him that cats are dumb.
>Cats
>Dumb
Are you sure he's taking about a cat sounds more like a dog to mei
Bretty sure, bruv
I don't know Iv'e heard of dogs being stupid but Cats? Smells rike burrshit
No, definitely cats. They poop in a sandbox and try to bury it.

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The Flood / Re: Cats
« on: September 26, 2014, 07:47:18 PM »
Da fuq is going on around here right meow?! ö.ô
OP is getting one of you
I tried to warn him, but he won't listen.
Please, convince him that cats are dumb.
>Cats
>Dumb
Are you sure he's taking about a cat sounds more like a dog to mei
Bretty sure, bruv

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The Flood / Re: Cats
« on: September 26, 2014, 07:44:25 PM »
Da fuq is going on around here right meow?! ö.ô
OP is getting one of you
I tried to warn him, but he won't listen.
Please, convince him that cats are dumb.

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Gaming / Re: Remember Guitar Hero?
« on: September 26, 2014, 07:40:26 PM »
For a Vince Vaughn movie, Couples Retread was decent.

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The Flood / Re: How often do you get your haircut?
« on: September 26, 2014, 07:35:33 PM »
Gotta do it monthly. It was nearly getting long enough to put up with gel due to this month's drill being pushed back so late... but now I'm rocking like an inch up top with skinned sides.

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The Flood / Re: Cats
« on: September 26, 2014, 07:16:33 PM »
Cats are dumb.

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The Flood / Re: Post dat Hot Chocolate
« on: September 26, 2014, 07:07:23 PM »
*posts furries*
You won't.

No balls.

Pussy if you don't

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The Flood / Re: What Is Your Superpower
« on: September 26, 2014, 07:05:12 PM »
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Bomb_Generation

That's just so goddamn brvtal that... I'm gonna have to find a v with an umlaut on it to describe this correctly.

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Serious / Re: We need to stop persecuting Christians.
« on: September 26, 2014, 07:02:00 PM »
The ones who think that see the ending of their majority and the inclusion of other cultures in mainstream media as a way to oppress the Christian faith by godless militant Atheists and Sharia law practicing Muslims.

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The more you read in to a party, I find, the more you realize that the outspoken radicals that speak for the party are idiots.

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