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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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34711
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:35:14 PM »
>implying your shekel powers can buy you better blowjob skills than mine
34712
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:33:30 PM »
I bet a few are pronouncing Das Boot wrong too
I cringe when I hear the a sounding like in ass.
How is it supposed to be pronounced?
Not as sharp.
Well, I was talking more about the Boot part anyway.
Ah. People tend to shorten the name to just Das in games, so that's what I hear more of anyway.
34713
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:32:09 PM »
lolFrozen
Breh
You want to go???
Huh
Huh
Huh??
dude...let it go.
Insert hitmarker noise and airhorns here
MUM GET THE CAMERA
34714
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:30:45 PM »
Everyone's busy getting angry at each other, and I'm just sitting here slaughtering Slavs. Hahaha, dumb Slavs.
15,000 swordsman - 30%
10,000 archers - 50%
Belarus/Ukraine invasion - 30%
34715
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:25:27 PM »
why would you ever celebrate your inferior goyim genetics
'cause they incinerated about 60 billion of you.
34716
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:22:46 PM »
I bet a few are pronouncing Das Boot wrong too
I cringe when I hear the a sounding like in ass.
How is it supposed to be pronounced?
Not as sharp.
34717
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:20:43 PM »
Japan wishes an alliance with Germany.
The Reich would like to know the type of alliance desired.
Economical, and political. Not military. Unless we are attacked by the same force.
The trade routes will be very long, but exotic goods may make it worth wile. Germany will accept open trade with Japan and encourages Britain to do the same. German smiths have finished creation of the cavalry lance. It's scheduled to be implemented in two years time. An extra group of 10,000 mounted men will be trained and finished at the same time. 15,000 swordsman - 20% 10,000 archers - 30% Belarus/Ukraine invasion - 10%
34718
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:16:21 PM »
Sun Tzu
“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” “If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.” “Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win” “Treat your men as you would your own beloved sons. And they will follow you into the deepest valley.” All war is based in deception “He who relies solely on warlike measures shall be exterminated; he who relies solely on peaceful measures shall perish.” “If his forces are united, separate them.” The only Sun Tzu quote I like is "Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." Everything else is just common sense and instruction on how to make a formation of women obey drill commands. (protip: you behead two of them in front of the others)
34719
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:11:18 PM »
Japan wishes an alliance with Germany.
The Reich would like to know the type of alliance desired.
34720
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:04:46 PM »
Warsaw and Krakow are now the shining industrial farms of the Polish landscape.
The Reich pushes its border further east and marches into Belarus and Ukraine with 30,000 men.
A recruitment drive from conquered lands has begun with a goal of arming 15,000 new swordsman and 10,000 new archers.
The lance is nearing completion. Metal smiths begin to hone in on an ideal design.
34721
« on: September 28, 2014, 06:54:21 PM »
Die Glocke is an alien anti-gravity drive.
Oswald didn't kill Kennedy
North Korea is a technological marvel, the poor farmers you see at the border are just paid actors.
Obama is part of a race of shape shifting lizard men
34722
« on: September 28, 2014, 06:43:20 PM »
I bet a few are pronouncing Das Boot wrong too
I cringe when I hear the a sounding like in ass.
34723
« on: September 28, 2014, 06:37:24 PM »
Reichmaster Das has returned from a weekend of military training and heavy drinking. Updates for the Reich are as follows:
5,000 light cav soldiers have been added as an axillary to the Heer.
Warsaw and Krakow continue to grow and prosper under the Reich, and Polish horses raised by large farming operations aid productive efforts throughout the kingdom. City works completion still for page 40.
Austria and the Czech Republic have been annexed by Germany.
The perfection of a mounted stabbing tool continues to elude the blacksmiths of Berlin. The lance still scheduled for page 41 research.
Production of six more military ships begins in German and Danish shipyards to be completed over the course of eight years.
Germany asks Brittan about the status of Not NATO But Totally NATO.
34724
« on: September 28, 2014, 06:24:51 PM »
What is this, fucking Hetalia or somehting?
A new anime.
Faggots in Space Highschool,
Well that's hardly new.
34725
« on: September 28, 2014, 06:23:53 PM »
34726
« on: September 28, 2014, 06:19:00 PM »
This shit, right here, is my fucking shit. Like, "10/10, would down a fucking case in a day -IGN" good. Only made an hour away from me, too.
34727
« on: September 28, 2014, 06:05:08 PM »
What is this, fucking Hetalia or somehting?
34728
« on: September 27, 2014, 11:07:46 PM »
Pardon the sgit, and I haven't read half the the rwples here because lolalcohol, but anyone who disagrees with my post on the first page is objectively wrong.
34729
« on: September 27, 2014, 11:04:00 PM »
Fuck, where's your encounter the asbestos?
34730
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:50:07 PM »
Bullshit. Trap. Its a contractors job to make sure his men are fucking safe.
34731
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:30:25 PM »
Wait, don't fucking tell me asbestos is still a commo. Insulator In Canada
It's not. But there's a lot of old buildings still containing it. I worked in a room for basically five days straight, with a disfunctional mask that I didn't know about until after we were done.
oh my gott...
Sue, I'd all i can think.
You. . You may be done for, bur please do it so your family has something.
You drunk broski?
Looking at all your posts in this thread.
very.
34732
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:24:44 PM »
Wait, don't fucking tell me asbestos is still a commo. Insulator In Canada
It's not. But there's a lot of old buildings still containing it. I worked in a room for basically five days straight, with a disfunctional mask that I didn't know about until after we were done.
oh my gott... Sue, I'd all i can think. You. . You may be done for, bur please do it so your family has something.
34733
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:18:02 PM »
Wait, don't fucking tell me asbestos is still a commo. Insulator In Canada
34734
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:14:19 PM »
Repertory infections cam be delt with . I trained through Basic with one. The flue is the flie you can overcome it. I ha e faith In your spirit, mein herr. You've got this.
34735
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:08:38 PM »
Oh tell, Oss. I think the only acceptable thong my mother has done that has not been a ploy t win my affection from my father was to accept my loose sexuality and short lived relation with a man ten years older rha. I.
34736
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:01:42 PM »
Sand, nein here, for what it's worth, Ich am with you am spirit. Fucking fight this pissy ass bacteria, and kick it out of your trachea! For blut unt glory, mein Herr, jawohl? JAWOHL!
34737
« on: September 27, 2014, 09:56:55 PM »
For yall with half siblings, does it feel any different?
Yeah those fuckers are impure. And their father is a douche
This right here.
but surely, if tour mother is better than mne, your mst care for those who are birthed through her horrid vagina, no?
34738
« on: September 27, 2014, 09:41:51 PM »
I draw with pee in the schnee.
34739
« on: September 27, 2014, 09:38:02 PM »
For yall with half siblings, does it feel any different?
34740
« on: September 27, 2014, 09:06:14 PM »
One younger sister. She's an extremely edgy weaboo.
can I have her?
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