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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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34681
« on: September 29, 2014, 07:10:20 AM »
Ugh, I bet there's not even teeth in that.
34682
« on: September 29, 2014, 07:06:16 AM »
The fucks a meteor, OP? Is it like a meter?
34683
« on: September 29, 2014, 07:04:29 AM »
Reichmaster Das, in his senile old age, asks the Shogun if his crazy gunpowder devices could shoot holes in the clouds.
We would also like additional food supplies.
34684
« on: September 29, 2014, 07:01:36 AM »
Don't be hating 'cause we've mastered the art of quickly lowering yourself to the ground with the lowest amount of effort required.
34685
« on: September 29, 2014, 06:57:37 AM »
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Moldova, Romania, Hungary, and Slovakia annexed.
. 10,000 cav, 10,000 swordsman, 5,000 archers recruited
The German army begins clean up efforts in areas affects by ash fall. Preserved food supplies from Berlin and Warsaw are sent em masse to the Slavic regions. 30,000 men are to be recruited into the Heer to help the efforts.
The weakening of the Sun not only slows agricultural growth but affects the spirit of the German people. They fear that their Goddess is abandoning them and turn to the Reichmaster for guidance.
34686
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:11:30 PM »
Southbound pushes into Moldova, Romania, Hungary, and Slovakia begin.
Swordsmiths have decided that a forty inch blade will be chosen for the new design. Weight and balance trails begin to ensure the blade can be wielded with one hand.
Another round of recruiting begins. 10,000 cav, 10,000 swordsman, 5,000 archers.
The Reichsmaster decides to go to bed.
34687
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:59:51 PM »
What is this, fucking Hetalia or somehting?
A new anime.
Faggots in Space Highschool,
Well that's hardly new.
Why won't you fuck me?
I dunno lol
plz?
Can I dress you all pretty beforehand?
Yes.
Neat.
34688
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:52:55 PM »
German steel plate armor has been designed, mass production for foot soldiers begins. Expected to be fully fielded by page 51.
Blade research continues to show the uselessness of massive, two handed blades. A compromising idea of a wide, single-handed weapon that surpasses the reach of our Viking swords in being sought after.
Baltic Blitz complete. The population is put to work fortifying the Reich's borders.
34689
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:44:43 PM »
What is this, fucking Hetalia or somehting?
A new anime.
Faggots in Space Highschool,
Well that's hardly new.
Why won't you fuck me?
I dunno lol
plz?
Can I dress you all pretty beforehand?
34690
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:43:09 PM »
German soldiers numbering 60,000 blitz the small Baltic nations (Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia) from Belarus.
Swordsmiths begin to design a longer sword for frontline use.
China warns Germany that it has claim to the Nordic nations Sweden and Norway.
Germany will respect that and asks about the status of Finland.
34691
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:41:44 PM »
What is this, fucking Hetalia or somehting?
A new anime.
Faggots in Space Highschool,
Well that's hardly new.
Why won't you fuck me?
I dunno lol
34692
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:40:09 PM »
You would be that guy who has a meme as his profile picture...
Least I don't have a picture of a Chinese cartoon character as mine
Ugh, those people exist...
34693
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:25:27 PM »
German soldiers numbering 60,000 blitz the small Baltic nations (Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia) from Belarus.
Swordsmiths begin to design a longer sword for frontline use.
34694
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:15:48 PM »
You would be that guy who has a meme as his profile picture...
34695
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:11:37 PM »
Trip to China with 28,000 army members: 80%
Canada begins production of standard issue iron body armor for 3/4 of the army: 21%
Longer Voyages: 29%
The 500 scout soldiers will construct a small military outpost: 5%
90,000 soldiers: 30%
The Reich would like to acquire Canada's armor designs.
They will come at a price. What is Deutschland willing to trade?
What interests the Canadian government?
Canada would like an Embassy in the German capitol.
& Cavalry secrets.
An embassy can be constructed in Berlin and equestrian training will be provided to a group of Canada's men. The training will last two years, after which they will be able to teach your own men.
Deal.
The Reichmaster thanks the PM for his cooperation. German metal smiths begin recreating the iron armor with German steel. The prototype suit will take a year to construct. Six military transport ships float out of the Danish ports.
34696
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:08:29 PM »
Trip to China with 28,000 army members: 80%
Canada begins production of standard issue iron body armor for 3/4 of the army: 21%
Longer Voyages: 29%
The 500 scout soldiers will construct a small military outpost: 5%
90,000 soldiers: 30%
The Reich would like to acquire Canada's armor designs.
They will come at a price. What is Deutschland willing to trade?
What interests the Canadian government?
Canada would like an Embassy in the German capitol.
& Cavalry secrets.
An embassy can be constructed in Berlin and equestrian training will be provided to a group of Canada's men. The training will last two years, after which they will be able to teach your own men.
34697
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:06:04 PM »
You are all inferior dogs of men. I am of greek. Born and raised in greece, I am a men of large amount. I was beat at a young age, and left home at 13 years of age. I joined greek special force and became hard man and killer of men. After I moved to america and became very very successfull businessmen. Bow to me, know me, I am of force.
>Griechenland >into making anyone bow >into ever making success >into anything but stealing Germoney's Eurodollars
34698
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:02:34 PM »
What happened to "Straight?"
We had to invent a new word just because?
Trans people can be straight.
No, they are trans.
That's not a sexuality.
34699
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:01:13 PM »
Trip to China with 28,000 army members: 80%
Canada begins production of standard issue iron body armor for 3/4 of the army: 21%
Longer Voyages: 29%
The 500 scout soldiers will construct a small military outpost: 5%
90,000 soldiers: 30%
The Reich would like to acquire Canada's armor designs.
They will come at a price. What is Deutschland willing to trade?
What interests the Canadian government?
34700
« on: September 28, 2014, 08:59:46 PM »
What happened to "Straight?"
We had to invent a new word just because?
Trans people can be straight.
34701
« on: September 28, 2014, 08:59:03 PM »
Trip to China with 28,000 army members: 80%
Canada begins production of standard issue iron body armor for 3/4 of the army: 21%
Longer Voyages: 29%
The 500 scout soldiers will construct a small military outpost: 5%
90,000 soldiers: 30%
The Reich would like to acquire Canada's armor designs.
34702
« on: September 28, 2014, 08:55:18 PM »
15,000 swordsman - trained. The Heer stands as follows:
15,000 spearmen, 40,000 sword and shield, 15,000 light cavalry, 15,000 archers, 2,000 French mercenaries.
Belarus/Ukraine invasion - completed. Defensive fortifications are to be erected on the German/Chinese border
34703
« on: September 28, 2014, 08:45:05 PM »
10,000 revolvers — 90%
Southeast Asia annexation — 50%
10,000 soldiers training — 35%
Map updated!
I can't see it for some reason. What can I do to fix it? (I'm on mobile btw)
Mobile browser or Tapatalk?
34704
« on: September 28, 2014, 08:41:58 PM »
A city in ancient Mesopotamia.
34705
« on: September 28, 2014, 08:27:22 PM »
15,000 swordsman - 80%
10,000 archers - 100%
Belarus/Ukraine invasion - 75%
Worship of Sunna spreads to the far ends of conquered lands. The benevolence of our lady who lights the day sky helps to placate local populations. Praise the Sun!
34706
« on: September 28, 2014, 08:22:09 PM »
But I didn't even like that movie.....
On a slightly offtopic not as of late I have thought of dropping Soporific from my name and making it something simpler. No once can seem to pronounce nor spell the cunting thing right.
Don't ever change your name, Solipsistic Smash.
34707
« on: September 28, 2014, 08:08:15 PM »
It could work for the master ninjas, but it wouldn't fit as well for LC and I.
Judge Mr Psychologist is a bit of a mouthful and Judge Lord Commissar would also be have the same problem of two prefixes/titles.
You must unite and become Judge Mister Lord Psychossar.
34708
« on: September 28, 2014, 08:02:56 PM »
34709
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:57:16 PM »
WHITE
WAHLE
HOLY
GRAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIILLLLL
34710
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:49:12 PM »
15,000 swordsman - 60%
10,000 archers - 75%
Belarus/Ukraine invasion - 50%
The lance is now the primary weapon of the German cavalry, which now stands at 15,000 strong.
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