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34561
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:44:41 AM »
Just high school.
I've got some certs from vo-tech in addition to my diploma though, not like I use them.
34562
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:42:56 AM »
Noted: in event of apocalypse, jet ski to Tru's house. Waifu can ride bitch.
I can ride bitch?
You mean your dog?
No no no, you ride behind me and hold on to my waist for fear of falling off in rough waters.
Also, you'll have a ruck full of gas cans
So I can jack you off while we ride?
Sure.
34563
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:39:43 AM »
Noted: in event of apocalypse, jet ski to Tru's house. Waifu can ride bitch.
I can ride bitch?
You mean your dog?
No no no, you ride behind me and hold on to my waist for fear of falling off in rough waters. Also, you'll have a ruck full of gas cans
34564
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:10:13 AM »
Noted: in event of apocalypse, jet ski to Tru's house. Waifu can ride bitch.
Hey hey hey, back off frackers. This our island now <.<
A man has to protect his dog.
You'd probably run out of gas before even getting a portion of the way there.
Jerry cans, mang.
34565
« on: October 01, 2014, 07:31:21 AM »
You are of pathetic. Greek special force drink this after long training sessions. If we were to show signs of disgust, we were beat for hours and hours. I am men of men, I am power, I am of special force (and rich businessmen living in america)
Glad to see this guy found his way to the offsite.
same. He's one of my favorite RPers to mess with.
34566
« on: October 01, 2014, 07:11:11 AM »
Oh and this is about the only non 'strong' drink i can tolerate.
I don't know what that is, but I want one for the can.
34567
« on: October 01, 2014, 07:07:40 AM »
Wonderful shit, everclear. It's quite something to do shots with blue flame coming off them.
Yeah, wonderful until it lands you in the ER for alcohol poisoning.
Well at least that'd be a good story.
34568
« on: October 01, 2014, 07:04:28 AM »
Wonderful shit, everclear. It's quite something to do shots with blue flame coming off them.
You'd think those Greeks would have they're own shit though, since they just lay around wasting Germany's money on constant binge drinking...
34569
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:57:13 AM »
Rabbits are good for two things, roasts and stew.
34570
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:44:15 AM »
Noted: in event of apocalypse, jet ski to Tru's house. Waifu can ride bitch.
Hey hey hey, back off frackers. This our island now <.<
A man has to protect his dog.
34571
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:42:19 AM »
Noted: in event of apocalypse, jet ski to Tru's house. Waifu can ride bitch.
34572
« on: October 01, 2014, 05:43:02 AM »
But now when I try to have a discussion on the environmental impact of fracking, people will just think I'm trying to say the other word and shitposting.
34573
« on: October 01, 2014, 04:51:51 AM »
Project Kampfrührei - a timeline has been established, preliminary research is expected to be finished by page 66
Cavalry sabre research - complete - will be issued as a secondary weapon to all mounted units by page 62
Heavy cavalry research - complete - The horse's vital areas have been covered in steel plate, and the rider's own armor is shaped for deflection and thicker than our footsoldiers'. Production of the suits begin as 20,000 men are trained in breakthrough tactics.
Balkan restoration - 50%
34574
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:58:08 PM »
You are all going to perish after the societal collapse. It was nice knowing everyone.
Pfft, I got MRE's and cans of ravioli for days, son.
>not having MREs and ravioli for decades
Not needed. I got fresh people to eat.
34575
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:56:39 PM »
You are all going to perish after the societal collapse. It was nice knowing everyone.
Pfft, I got MRE's and cans of ravioli for days, son.
34576
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:42:17 PM »
'Cause totes studio band, yo. The whole band just sounds weak out of the studio with all that lovely overdubbing and vocal mastering gone.
34577
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:38:38 PM »
Northeastern PA seems pretty safe to hide in. I mean, just look at Eric Frein, oh wait, we can't.
34578
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:35:52 PM »
I can't make a guttural, flemmy, throat noise to properly express how disgusting this is.
34579
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:32:02 PM »
Well, if someone made an account here under the name A Wild Sceptile and posted in the same way that I do then I'd think of it as such.
34580
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:25:20 PM »
So everyone will become Bill Cosby.
I support this.
What the flipity-flop did you just say to me you babloopity-ding-donger?
34581
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:21:51 PM »
No.
34582
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:20:46 PM »
Don't think I'll be grabbing it on launch.
34583
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:15:25 PM »
I've applied for this new ad service, and in the mean time I am also going to put up a listing on craigslist to see if I can get a business or blog or something to rent the space directly.
Google must not win.
I hope you posted the ad in "casual encounters"
In the MM4M subcatagory.
34584
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:07:27 PM »
Niggas a lifestlye, not a skin colla.
34585
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:05:26 PM »
RC sould be able to handle a sword no problem, but I can't help but feel as though he'd want to be stuck.
34586
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:02:24 PM »
Canada will offer Steel ship tech and an the previous build of the Flame Shooter (Better Muskets that reload quicker.
Germany asks if it may acquire old muskets and a large shipment of gunpowder cheaply.
Canada will supply Germany with 2nd generation back FS' and gunpowder for a mass of land connected to France or Spain.
With the usefulness of Belgium and Luxembourg as a decent buffer for our home country, the Reich is rather hesitant to accept this. Given that an annexation of the Mediterranean islands of Corsica and San Marino was on the Reichmaster's mind, how does a promise to leave them for you sound?
Upon realizing a slight oversight on the master's viewing of the map, the Reich sends our fresh 30,000 swordsmen from Berlin into the Netherlands.
Canada accepts.
Germany thanks Canada for it's aid, and uses the newly acquired materials to begin a research project dubbed Kampfrührei. Cavalry sabre research - 75% Heavy cavalry research - 40% Balkan restoration - 25%
34587
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:51:22 PM »
she looks like a horse, her middle name is my sister, and her last name is what i'm gonna do to her ass tonight
LOL YOUR SISTER'S NAME IS JESSICA???
LOLOLOLOLOLOL XDDDD
good job. you must be a detective
RC is your sister hot?
she's like 13
So yes?
34588
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:49:39 PM »
Canada will offer Steel ship tech and an the previous build of the Flame Shooter (Better Muskets that reload quicker.
Germany asks if it may acquire old muskets and a large shipment of gunpowder cheaply.
Canada will supply Germany with 2nd generation back FS' and gunpowder for a mass of land connected to France or Spain.
With the usefulness of Belgium and Luxembourg as a decent buffer for our home country, the Reich is rather hesitant to accept this. Given that an annexation of the Mediterranean islands of Corsica and San Marino was on the Reichmaster's mind, how does a promise to leave them for you sound? Upon realizing a slight oversight on the master's viewing of the map, the Reich sends our fresh 30,000 swordsmen from Berlin into the Netherlands.
34589
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:34:04 PM »
She's twelve.
Whoa, calm down there Meta
Hey now, I didn't say that she's my daughter!
34590
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:33:17 PM »
She's twelve.
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