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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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34021
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:08:42 AM »
34022
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:07:03 AM »
And did you know that those frackers pronounce "gouda" cheese as "good-a"? Disgusting.
Where the fuck did you hear that?
34023
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:05:56 AM »
Milk fat, oil, whey, and whatever emulsifiers the brand uses. You can actually blame the Swiss for this, as some douche from Switzerland invented processed cheese.
are you telling me that american cheese is a swiss cheese
No, it just wouldn't be a thing without that guy.
34024
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:04:18 AM »
Milk fat, oil, whey, and whatever emulsifiers the brand uses. You can actually blame the Swiss for this, as some douche from Switzerland invented processed cheese.
34025
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:00:46 AM »
Do you guys really control Utah?
Some of the cities. Like all of the stores will be closed on Sunday because it's the Sabbath. And in my town no stores sell cigarettes or alcohol.
Dry area, mostly?
note to self: don't vaction in Utah.
Actually, it's a very popular vacation spot. The terrain is beautiful, many mountains. Only southern Utah is desert-y.
I mean dry as in lacking alcohol.
34026
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:57:20 AM »
EWWWWW! I HATE Panty hose! HATE THEM! I also hate skirts.
Someone remove this man from the premises please.
34027
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:36:19 AM »
Ain't it like, sunrise at the moment in Bongistan?
34028
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:30:48 AM »
34029
« on: October 13, 2014, 12:10:16 AM »
I'm okay with this.
34030
« on: October 13, 2014, 12:02:53 AM »
What film?
34031
« on: October 12, 2014, 11:47:38 PM »
#shitpost
>Noelle
>shitposting
is this legal?
I will make it legal.
34032
« on: October 12, 2014, 11:01:33 PM »
>tfw you're practically illiterate in the language so plainly spoken a mere two generations ago
At least I can follow it verbally though...
34033
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:52:15 PM »
Woke up, ate food, went to a confederate naval museum, ate more food, said goodby to my brother for another month and a half, and now I'm sitting here eating sunflower seeds and playing shitty Japanese erotic visual novels all night so that I can sleep for most of the 13 hour car ride tomorrow.
34034
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:49:27 PM »
Gratuitous German is my spiel, arschloch.
34035
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:40:11 PM »
Banning that just makes Anarchy the Sep7 Pornhub.
I'm okay with that.
34036
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:32:14 PM »
It's hard to judge from this angle, but I'm guessing fairly sizable, probably not anything too humungous. 
That can't be Kiyo, it says USA on the picture...
Nor do I have a face like a burns victim.
Yeah, it probably looks something like this.
For some reason I expected a spider.
34037
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:29:57 PM »
Wreck them and call him an idiot for not hiding his shit better. He'll learn discretion for next time.
34038
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:28:01 PM »
wow dude did verb draw this dude
wow dude using firefox why don't ya go yiff somewhere else dude
I'm more disgusted at the screen resolution than at my music taste at the time...
dude using an using an image with the wrong resolution as your desktop dude
how can you even sleep at night dude
like dude seriously
Sins of the past are forgiven by Madoka, for She is accepting of all.
34039
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:26:11 PM »
Where are we drawing the lines of "sexual fantasy", because I can think of quite a few experiences that may not have cut it at the time but have definitely led to the development of certain fetishes.
34040
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:24:48 PM »
wow dude did verb draw this dude
wow dude using firefox why don't ya go yiff somewhere else dude
I'm more disgusted at the screen resolution than at my music taste at the time...
34041
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:23:11 PM »
Part of me would like to believe that some mystical allfather in the sky is willing to forgive the fucked up things I've done in life, but part of me feels like that's just too easy, and another part would want to hate that god for setting me up on that path.
34042
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:20:07 PM »
dude i dunno much about the handegg sport dude but like my dad dude he says the patriot dudes suck dude
FUCK YOU TOM BRADY IS A SEX ICON!
34043
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:19:38 PM »
I'm actually going to think about this...
34044
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:19:06 PM »
Everybody knows that Isara has the nicest booty on the forums.
dem greek booties do
Is it big, though?
Can't be. The only thing big about Greeks is their debt.
34045
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:17:56 PM »
It's hard to judge from this angle, but I'm guessing fairly sizable, probably not anything too humungous.
I'm trying to eat sunflower seeds, guy. Now I have to ditch this mouthful because of the vomit.
34046
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:16:56 PM »
Scrotum papercut.
FUCKIGN DIE IN A HOLE OH MY GODOKA WHY WOULD YOU EVEN POST THAT
34047
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:15:50 PM »
I now have your photobucket
Nothing's there of any value save old coups
dude totes radical hairdo dude
Wow nonbald Das
What is life
Well you see, they just took all the hair that was on my head and glued it to my crotch, so in a way I still have it.
34048
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:14:53 PM »
I now have your photobucket
Nothing's there of any value save old coups
dude totes radical hairdo dude
I'ts more like the lack of a haircut in two years. I had it longer too.
34049
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:14:09 PM »
With the edge of the paper? That sounds painful.
Dickhole papercut
OH GOD NO NO NO NO NONO NO!
34050
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:11:27 PM »
With the edge of the paper? That sounds painful.
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