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33991
« on: October 13, 2014, 05:41:00 PM »
Does "one thing" rule out complex, mechanical contraptions?
33992
« on: October 13, 2014, 05:33:53 PM »
KFC double down
33993
« on: October 13, 2014, 05:02:54 PM »
Had to turn on Google Translate to understand the OP
We need to revive the b.old policy of banning posts that aren't in intelligible English.
33994
« on: October 13, 2014, 05:00:26 PM »
I would never participate in such a thing even if every other participant was female.
You some kind of fgt?
I'm some kind of person with high moral standards.
aversion to recreational sex =/= objective moral superiority
33995
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:30:30 PM »
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though. 
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
Only for you.
that's so sweet... but still fucking gay.
33996
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:28:15 PM »
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
33997
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:26:39 PM »
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
33998
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:16:11 PM »
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
33999
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:13:57 PM »
I like Quiet's hair.
34000
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:59:50 PM »
All this british talk is making me feel revolutionary again.
Let's go dump some more tea in a harbor.
34001
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:41:04 PM »
Stop putting dents in her homosexuals, damn it!
34002
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:38:17 PM »
I remember my midlife crisis...
Oh wait, no I don't.
34003
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:26:32 PM »
Running a train is the manliest thing you can do with a group of bros, bro.
34004
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:29:09 AM »
You freaks are annoying. How do people put up with your little clique?
Don't worry, we all hate each other too.
34005
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:06:49 AM »
Oi, only I'm allowed to see that face.
Oh? I see it all the time.
Please don't tease me like that.
who said I'm teasing?
Please don't make my Tru have an ahegao face.
Only I can do that. : (
it's only natural for a dog to have it's tongue out though.
Oh, you're talking about a different face then.
Doggy face anyone can see.
Ahegao face only I can see.
I could be talking about both...
Don't dick my loli pls.
Don't dick my doggy then.
But I want to dick what is mine.
He's not yours.
34006
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:55:10 AM »
Oi, only I'm allowed to see that face.
Oh? I see it all the time.
Please don't tease me like that.
who said I'm teasing?
Please don't make my Tru have an ahegao face.
Only I can do that. : (
it's only natural for a dog to have it's tongue out though.
Oh, you're talking about a different face then.
Doggy face anyone can see.
Ahegao face only I can see.
I could be talking about both...
Don't dick my loli pls.
Don't dick my doggy then.
34007
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:51:02 AM »
Oi, only I'm allowed to see that face.
Oh? I see it all the time.
Please don't tease me like that.
who said I'm teasing?
Please don't make my Tru have an ahegao face.
Only I can do that. : (
it's only natural for a dog to have it's tongue out though.
Oh, you're talking about a different face then.
Doggy face anyone can see.
Ahegao face only I can see.
I could be talking about both...
34008
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:41:33 AM »
Well I'm obviously biased...
34009
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:40:39 AM »
Oi, only I'm allowed to see that face.
Oh? I see it all the time.
Please don't tease me like that.
who said I'm teasing?
Please don't make my Tru have an ahegao face.
Only I can do that. : (
it's only natural for a dog to have it's tongue out though.
34010
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:36:32 AM »
Oi, only I'm allowed to see that face.
Oh? I see it all the time.
Please don't tease me like that.
who said I'm teasing?
 stop talking about that twat here. This thread is about bilbos! Not about implied sex with a minor. Jebus!
frack you all.
Jawohl, mein Führer...
34011
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:30:14 AM »
Oi, only I'm allowed to see that face.
Oh? I see it all the time.
Please don't tease me like that.
who said I'm teasing?
34012
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:22:14 AM »
Oi, only I'm allowed to see that face.
Oh? I see it all the time.
34013
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:18:43 AM »
Smoke weed everyday
34014
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:35:53 AM »
IM LIKE THE 3RD YOUNGEST IN THE WHOLE FORUM YOU MORONS HOW THE HELL COULD I EVEN BE A frackING MASTER? YOU DUMBS
SHES OLDER THEN ME BY LIKE WHAT 10 YEARS
some subs prefer young masters.
34015
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:43:18 AM »
Quit being so Tsun, Tru.
34016
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:33:02 AM »
Hey Tru, you know... I do have another one with Misaka performing more explicit actions with her feet...
lets not
just so you're prepared for Anarchy next month.
34017
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:31:10 AM »
There's a middle ground somewhere between the two. That's how I somehow ended up saying it.
I can't even imagine what that would sound like.
I can't even imagine how to spell it phonetically.
34018
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:29:48 AM »
Hey Tru, you know... I do have another one with Misaka performing more explicit actions with her feet...
34019
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:11:50 AM »
There's a middle ground somewhere between the two. That's how I somehow ended up saying it.
34020
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:08:42 AM »
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