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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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33961
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:59:15 PM »
Which female has the biggest booty on this site?
Probably Kiyo, since I imagine her to be 5'4" and 180lbs.
33962
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:56:06 PM »
No, but I have slipped and gave a girl full on accidental painal.
Did she scream in pain?
God, I want to do that one day...
Oss knows what's up!
33963
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:55:24 PM »
No, but I have slipped and gave a girl full on accidental painal.
Did she scream in pain?
God, I want to do that one day...
Yes, it scared me because I thought I really hurt her.
That's supposed to be a good thing, not a scary thing.
33964
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:54:52 PM »
Do you guys really control Utah?
Some of the cities. Like all of the stores will be closed on Sunday because it's the Sabbath. And in my town no stores sell cigarettes or alcohol.
Dry area, mostly?
note to self: don't vaction in Utah.
It's a great place to vacation, though.
I went to Zion National park this summer. It was the shit.
But... but... NO ALCOHOL!
33965
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:53:46 PM »
>tfw niggas never even stole your bike
33966
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:53:23 PM »
No, but I have slipped and gave a girl full on accidental painal.
Did she scream in pain? God, I want to do that one day...
33967
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:51:05 PM »
I tongue punched a fartbox once.
Not something I need to do again.
33968
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:44:10 PM »
"Hey kid, here's the 60,000,000 dollar lotto numbers"
33969
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:43:15 PM »
I don't understand why people are voting for anyone who isn't Comms Officer for MVP.
33970
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:37:03 PM »
MVP Award: Comms Officer
Strongest: Comms Officer
Nicest User: Comms Officer
Most MLG User Comms Officer
Best Shitposter: Dustbin
Best Roleplayer: Comms officer
Best Troll: Comms Officer
Chillest User: Comms Officer
Most Informative: Comms Officer
Worst Shitposter: Reciffo Smmoc
Worst Troll: Reciffo Smmoc
Most Annoying: Reciffo Smmoc
Most Worthy to be an Apache Attack Helicopter: Comms Officer
Most Used Award: True Turquoise
Most Cringe-worthy: Comms Officer
"None of these awards apply to me" Award: Comms Officer
33971
« on: October 13, 2014, 07:41:21 PM »
Whenever someone makes a thread like this I instantly downvote them.
33972
« on: October 13, 2014, 07:39:59 PM »
It's a good thing that most people treat MSNBC like they do Fox News, right?
33973
« on: October 13, 2014, 07:34:22 PM »
Dark.
Glad to be back in the slightly chilly north though. Georgia weather is shit. It should not be 85 in the middle of fucking October. I think it's 60 out now.
33974
« on: October 13, 2014, 07:00:22 PM »
Amazing hair.
But I need my dresser to trim it for me. Imma see if I can get it chemically straightened, too.
First you bleach it to death, now you're gonna chemically straighten it?
33975
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:54:52 PM »
So... Nuke Utah?
33976
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:52:05 PM »
We're not /r/, infact, we're even less helpful. Fuck off.
33977
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:50:21 PM »
Less than one tenth of a percent.
33978
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:49:23 PM »
Skinned and faded sides, tops left anywhere from an inch to four depending on how I'm feeling that month.
Way back in the day I just let it grow into it's natural, loose curls. Had about a foot and a half before I enlisted. I think I'm gonna do that again whenever I get out.
33979
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:31:35 PM »
Some fake Chinese food. Shit was made in fucking NYC.
33980
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:30:30 PM »
This is what happens when you deny the word of God
if you steal another one of my posts i will make a sonic oc out of you i swear
It's been done
Moebius sounds like something out of das' fantasies
Are you implying that I subscribe to the theory of Moe physics?
i guess
well damn, I've been found out. NOBODY TELL BYRNE GOD DAMNIT
33981
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:29:36 PM »
This is what happens when you deny the word of God
if you steal another one of my posts i will make a sonic oc out of you i swear
It's been done
Moebius sounds like something out of das' fantasies
Omg if Das made sexy OC of me I'd be so turned on
god damn it jim Now I have to go do that...
33982
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:28:36 PM »
This is what happens when you deny the word of God
if you steal another one of my posts i will make a sonic oc out of you i swear
It's been done
Moebius sounds like something out of das' fantasies
Are you implying that I subscribe to the theory of Moe physics?
33983
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:18:13 PM »
What car do you have?
I HAD a 98 CRV. Don't suppose I'll have it anymore with how fracked it is.
Ouch, sorry about your minivan, bro. You gonna get paid for it?
33984
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:11:37 PM »
Been on the interstate since 7 this morning... The amount of near misses caused by asshole truckers and New Yorkers is staggering.
33985
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:09:56 PM »
God damn it, you're not supposed to dip your pen in the company deep fryer.
33986
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:00:24 PM »
panzerkampfwagen tiger so i can blitzkrieg dat pusi
implying the fat tiger could blitz a dead cow
enough to keep up with ur mum
[airhorns go here]
Just remember, that Tiger drinks fuel like it's beer.
i thought german vehicles were powered by beer
To suggest that glorious German beer could be used to fuel diesel motors... TO AUSCHWITZ WITH YOU!
33987
« on: October 13, 2014, 05:54:22 PM »
panzerkampfwagen tiger so i can blitzkrieg dat pusi
implying the fat tiger could blitz a dead cow
enough to keep up with ur mum
[airhorns go here]
Just remember, that Tiger drinks fuel like it's beer.
33988
« on: October 13, 2014, 05:51:33 PM »
panzerkampfwagen tiger so i can blitzkrieg dat pusi
implying the fat tiger could blitz a dead cow
33989
« on: October 13, 2014, 05:49:50 PM »
I see nothing wrong here.
33990
« on: October 13, 2014, 05:46:19 PM »
Does "one thing" rule out complex, mechanical contraptions?
Depends, what do you have in mine?
If it's a vehicle, sure.
M18 Hellcat...
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