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33931
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:23:23 PM »
TWO
SOMETHINGS GO TO KIEV
33932
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:22:26 PM »
Is not so much as changing the EQ settings on your amp since 1976 to sell to the same dadrock crowd the same level of sellouting as the Black Album was?
33933
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:20:25 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (
>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL
25 “This is the inscription that was written:
mene, mene, tekel, parsin
26 “Here is what these words mean:
Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
Fine.
Dog ears are cute.
You do understand that this means we have to wed for the sake of our dog-child, right?
Only if you dress up like this.
I've always wanted to wear a dress like that...
It would look good on you.
You really think so?
I'll need another wig though... I only have a black one.
Best girl has black hair.
Use that one.
Oh... Okay! I'm gonna need to find new heels though... I've got no white ones, and I doubt black knee-high boots are appropriate here anyway.
33934
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:16:40 PM »
here we go
here we go
here we go
ONE!
33935
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:10:18 PM »
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
33936
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:09:25 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (
>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL
25 “This is the inscription that was written:
mene, mene, tekel, parsin
26 “Here is what these words mean:
Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
Fine.
Dog ears are cute.
You do understand that this means we have to wed for the sake of our dog-child, right?
Only if you dress up like this.
I've always wanted to wear a dress like that...
It would look good on you.
You really think so? I'll need another wig though... I only have a black one.
33937
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:02:11 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (
>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL
25 “This is the inscription that was written:
mene, mene, tekel, parsin
26 “Here is what these words mean:
Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
Fine.
Dog ears are cute.
You do understand that this means we have to wed for the sake of our dog-child, right?
Only if you dress up like this.
I've always wanted to wear a dress like that...
33938
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:53:12 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (
>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL
25 “This is the inscription that was written:
mene, mene, tekel, parsin
26 “Here is what these words mean:
Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
Fine.
Dog ears are cute.
You do understand that this means we have to wed for the sake of our dog-child, right?
33939
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:47:52 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (
>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL
25 “This is the inscription that was written:
mene, mene, tekel, parsin
26 “Here is what these words mean:
Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
33940
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:44:02 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (
>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL
25 “This is the inscription that was written:
mene, mene, tekel, parsin
26 “Here is what these words mean:
Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
33941
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:42:43 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (
>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL
25 “This is the inscription that was written:
mene, mene, tekel, parsin
26 “Here is what these words mean:
Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to fuck my dog...
33942
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:38:25 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (
>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL
25 “This is the inscription that was written:
mene, mene, tekel, parsin
26 “Here is what these words mean:
Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fucking smut writing.
33943
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:34:31 PM »
33944
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:31:00 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (
>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL
33945
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:29:27 PM »
These three disease every thread they enter.
Bad madam, I am offended.
33946
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:28:16 PM »
I am Groot?
33947
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:26:33 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (
>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
33948
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:24:30 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
33949
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:23:08 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
33950
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:22:21 PM »
ITT: Some fucking casul can't Floyd.
33951
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:20:05 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
33952
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:18:54 PM »
I think I am in love with you.
That may or may not be bad for your sanity... and your salinity.
33953
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:18:18 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
33954
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:17:55 PM »
No. I've been horse back riding though.
hm?
You really don't get it?
O I get it :^)
would do it again. Shakira was her name.
LOL
well that's what the horses name was. I'm not even kidding. Those Puerto Ricans.
You have those in Canada?
Ugh... There goes my Hillary 2016 contingency plan...
no i flew down to Puerto Rico just to ride that horse. I was not disappointed.
Oh, good. Hillary 2016 Ontario contingency plan is back on the board!
33955
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:13:02 PM »
33956
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:06:44 PM »
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though. 
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
Only for you.
that's so sweet... but still fracking gay.
Is K.
u luv it
Doesn't make it any less gay.
Yes. Very gay.
Now jack me off.
Please.
Hold on, hold on. I've ot yet had enough wine.
33957
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:06:22 PM »
No. I've been horse back riding though.
hm?
You really don't get it?
O I get it :^)
would do it again. Shakira was her name.
LOL
well that's what the horses name was. I'm not even kidding. Those Puerto Ricans.
You have those in Canada? Ugh... There goes my Hillary 2016 contingency plan...
33958
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:04:12 PM »
Deci is proving he is the most cringey user right now.
*is about to post a really threatening and lethal response that will get him IP banned*
frack it. This thread isn't worth it.
Why does it bother you so much, son?
33959
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:03:26 PM »
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
Only for you.
that's so sweet... but still fracking gay.
Is K.
u luv it
Doesn't make it any less gay.
33960
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:00:23 PM »
No. I've been horse back riding though.
hm?
You really don't get it?
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