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The Flood / Re: If a transperson had sexy feet, would you worship them?
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:27:36 AM »
once i was at a pretty cute girls house watching a movie on her couch when she puts her feet on my lap and tells me to massage em

i tell her to put them the fuk down.
Present me your bare torso so that I may properly fillet you.

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The Flood / Re: Prove that RapGenius isn't the best lyric site
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:21:52 AM »
Doesn't every lyrics site just copy/paste from eachother anyway?

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The Flood / Re: If a transperson had sexy feet, would you worship them?
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:20:56 AM »
wouldn't even worship a hbb 10/10 females feet
Motherfucker, what the fuck is wrong with yout, you fucking fuck?

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Gaming / Re: Hyrule Warriors
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:12:12 AM »
Is it any good?

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The Flood / Re: On a scale of 1 to Bush how dumb am I?
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:10:45 AM »
The real question is, what is the difference between George and Barack?
Skin color and official party designation. That's about it.

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The Flood / Re: *declares futwa*
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:00:15 AM »
No. Cats have no soul.
this cuts deeply
Well, they say the first cut ss the deepest... so you should be good for this one.

Apache helicopters have no soul either.
dat ss tho
Damn right. 1st Leibensuarte SS Adolf Hitler best SS.
i no longer think that it was a typographical error
It was.
proof you are using a nazi keyboard
But I have no umlauts...

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The Flood / Re: *declares futwa*
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:57:25 PM »
No. Cats have no soul.
this cuts deeply
Well, they say the first cut ss the deepest... so you should be good for this one.

Apache helicopters have no soul either.
dat ss tho
Damn right. 1st Leibensuarte SS Adolf Hitler best SS.
i no longer think that it was a typographical error
It was.

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The Flood / Re: If a shemale had sexy feet, would you worship them?
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:56:06 PM »
My eyes would tell me yes, maybe even my tongue,  but everything else would tell me no.
The scent would be different. Pheromones and what-not.
I was under the impression that those trans individuals who take hormones produce the corresponding pheromone. I could be wrong, but I doubt you'd be able to "smell" the difference, mate.
I don't have first hand experience to go off of, and what I've read is conflicting. I believe it would really depend on how long the person has been on HRT though.

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The Flood / Re: *declares futwa*
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:54:02 PM »
No. Cats have no soul.
this cuts deeply
Well, they say the first cut ss the deepest... so you should be good for this one.

Apache helicopters have no soul either.
dat ss tho
Damn right. 1st Leibensuarte SS Adolf Hitler best SS.

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The Flood / Re: On a scale of 1 to Bush how dumb am I?
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:52:28 PM »
David Patraeus.

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The Flood / Re: *declares futwa*
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:51:45 PM »
No. Cats have no soul.
this cuts deeply
Well, they say the first cut ss the deepest... so you should be good for this one.

Apache helicopters have no soul either.

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The Flood / Re: *declares futwa*
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:50:45 PM »
No. Cats have no soul.
How about now?

Soul food? Nigga what the fuck is wrong which'u, that shit be cray off da hook in trans fat. So not cool.

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The Flood / Re: *declares futwa*
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:47:54 PM »
No. Cats have no soul.

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The Flood / Re: If a shemale had sexy feet, would you worship them?
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:44:59 PM »
My eyes would tell me yes, maybe even my tongue,  but everything else would tell me no.
The scent would be different. Pheromones and what-not.

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The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(WINNERS UPDATED)
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:41:43 PM »
I demand to be recognized as the forum's gun dealer......
I bet you've never even fired an AT4...

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The Flood / Re: If A hot Girl turned Out o Be A Shemale...
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:39:49 PM »
Smack the booty? Son, I'd be grabbing the dick with two hands and a mouth.

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The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(WINNERS UPDATED)
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:07:48 PM »
I'm not seeing enough Comms Officer, Mr. Rocket Man.

 I think it's gonna be a long, long time before touchdown brings them round to find your dead body.

fite meh bruh
Not now, it's Monday. Catch me leter in the week, like on Saturday. Yeah, Saturday night's alright for fighting.

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Septagon / Re: Just a small idea I had
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:05:25 PM »
Worst comes to worst, we could always just guilt BC into paying for the forum...

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Gaming / Re: I want to Jtag my Xbox.
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:03:30 PM »
Not my main one. I have a spare and I'm not using it for anything.

There is only one problem. I have no idea what I need and I suck with hardware.

Any tips?
Reasonably sure it involves flashing the bios using a desktop, and if you don't know what you're doing you could end up destroying all your shit.

Does it require opening and fracking with the hardware? Software is my strength, but hardware isn't.
When I bought mine (notice, bought, not made) it did indeed involve opening the case up. I'm not too knowledgeable on what exactly you had to change, but I wouldn't be surprised if some minor soldering was involved.

Shit. I'm out of luck then. I can't solder for shit. The last time I tried messing with the 360's hardware was when my 07 model crapped out, and that didn't end all to well either.
Soldering is easy shit, man. You can even afford to be sloppy with the solders inside an xbox... it's not like you're working on unshielded musical equipment.

I suck at soldering. I'm bad at it.
How? You just heat up the solder with your gun and weld the connection together.

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Gaming / Re: I want to Jtag my Xbox.
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:01:21 PM »
Not my main one. I have a spare and I'm not using it for anything.

There is only one problem. I have no idea what I need and I suck with hardware.

Any tips?
Reasonably sure it involves flashing the bios using a desktop, and if you don't know what you're doing you could end up destroying all your shit.

Does it require opening and fracking with the hardware? Software is my strength, but hardware isn't.
When I bought mine (notice, bought, not made) it did indeed involve opening the case up. I'm not too knowledgeable on what exactly you had to change, but I wouldn't be surprised if some minor soldering was involved.

Shit. I'm out of luck then. I can't solder for shit. The last time I tried messing with the 360's hardware was when my 07 model crapped out, and that didn't end all to well either.
Soldering is easy shit, man. You can even afford to be sloppy with the solders inside an xbox... it's not like you're working on unshielded musical equipment.

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The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(WINNERS UPDATED)
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:53:53 PM »
I'm not seeing enough Comms Officer, Mr. Rocket Man.

 I think it's gonna be a long, long time before touchdown brings them round to find your dead body.

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The Flood / Re: Are AC/DC the biggest sellouts in rock?
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:45:40 PM »
dadrock
Led Zeppelin is dadrock, right?
The term dadrock is fracking retarded, just like memerap.

It's just older mainstream rock.
You're frustratingly retarded.

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The Flood / Re: Are AC/DC the biggest sellouts in rock?
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:43:35 PM »
dadrock
Led Zeppelin is dadrock, right?
Well of course. Immigrant song was in a Shrek movie, after all.
It was? I know it was in School of Rock. Never remember it being in Shrek.
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Are AC/DC the biggest sellouts in rock?
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:39:53 PM »
dadrock
Led Zeppelin is dadrock, right?
Well of course. Immigrant song was in a Shrek movie, after all.

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The Flood / Re: Are AC/DC the biggest sellouts in rock?
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:38:55 PM »
I think we can all agree that Nickelback was the most artistically motivated band ever, and has not sold out once.
It's hard to sell out when your first hit record was already made for radio.

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The Flood / Re: Are AC/DC the biggest sellouts in rock?
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:35:58 PM »
lmao no Metallica is.
Brah, Dead Kennedys were bigger sellouts than Metallica.
dont talk about my husbando jello
Your husbando got beat up by a crowd of kids.

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The Flood / Re: Are AC/DC the biggest sellouts in rock?
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:34:29 PM »
lmao no Metallica is.
Brah, Dead Kennedys were bigger sellouts than Metallica.

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The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(NEW AWARDS ADDED)
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:30:13 PM »
This thread surely went somewhere...
Would it be wrong to blame you?
Back up off my doggy, son.
Tru is not some common rabble
Me and Waifu gonna lay the fucking smack down soon

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The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(NEW AWARDS ADDED)
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:28:41 PM »
This thread surely went somewhere...
Would it be wrong to blame you?
Back up off my doggy, son.

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The Flood / Re: LIVE AND LEARN
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:27:23 PM »
LET THE BODIES HIT THE

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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