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33601
« on: October 19, 2014, 01:24:14 AM »
My answwrr depends on this: what is your opinion of Creed and/or Scott Stapp.
I'm not a fan of his voice and pronounciation of some words.
He over-pronounces them it seems.
If I loan you my e-tool, will you dig your own grave for me?
33602
« on: October 19, 2014, 01:23:34 AM »
You sound like you dress like EVERY redneck motherfracker in my town. you dress exactly like a hick bro. I swear to god... if those button up shirts are plaid, and you have oversized belt buckles.
Nah. I'm not one for belt buckles. But I'm not going to lie. A lot of my shirts are striped or plaid, althought my favorite ones are plain blue.
Yup, all you need is a big ol' CSA belt buckle and you could pass for a Willie Nelson groupie.
Willie Nelson?
The fuck is wrong with you, son?
33603
« on: October 19, 2014, 01:23:13 AM »
I dunno, maybe Waifu Master? Or Yutaka, BC after his mom post or Das
wat
33604
« on: October 19, 2014, 01:22:45 AM »
Damn. I guess the only award I can get is the most racist user of septagon.
Like fucking hell. I think I'm the only one with a legitimate racial issue with certain Hispanic islands...
33605
« on: October 19, 2014, 01:19:24 AM »
You sound like you dress like EVERY redneck motherfracker in my town. you dress exactly like a hick bro. I swear to god... if those button up shirts are plaid, and you have oversized belt buckles.
Nah. I'm not one for belt buckles. But I'm not going to lie. A lot of my shirts are striped or plaid, althought my favorite ones are plain blue.
Yup, all you need is a big ol' CSA belt buckle and you could pass for a Willie Nelson groupie.
33606
« on: October 19, 2014, 01:17:50 AM »
Sometimes I think that living in the Metro or the Capitol Wastes would be cool until I remember what had to happen for that to happen...
33607
« on: October 19, 2014, 01:16:35 AM »
My answwrr depends on this: what is your opinion of Creed and/or Scott Stapp.
33608
« on: October 19, 2014, 01:15:05 AM »
Fucking newfomans.
I ran a coup that used signavatar to switch out the avatar portion between the entire cast of DoA5.
33609
« on: October 18, 2014, 08:36:14 PM »
Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical punt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.
It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.
I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.
I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.
hey, hey you, yeah you, guess what?
Spoiler I'm not a woman 
so gay
you can come too.
pass, he said.
pssh, whatever.
33610
« on: October 18, 2014, 08:26:13 PM »
Bullshit, My wife proves that's bullshit. she's a god damn defence attorney. If anything I'm getting the free ride.
Have fun getting shit on in court when she decides to take the kids and herself away.
So love isn't a benefit? Someone to fall back on when the world takes a shit on your plate? that's not a benefit?
Women aren't even capable of love. Someone to fall back on? More like someone to make sure you feel like a worthless piece of shit until you start working again.
keep telling yourself that, your delusions will make sure you never enjoy life.
I'm actually incredibly happy, thank you.
I don't know why you need women to keep you happy, but I'm pretty sure that makes you brainwashed.
I've officially come to the conclusion that you're just a really, really sad person.
Y'all are the sad ones. My prophet is a happy man.
33611
« on: October 18, 2014, 08:25:04 PM »
Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical punt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.
It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.
I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.
I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.
hey, hey you, yeah you, guess what?
Spoiler I'm not a woman
so gay
you can come too.
33612
« on: October 18, 2014, 08:19:14 PM »
Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical punt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.
It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.
I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.
I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.
hey, hey you, yeah you, guess what? Spoiler I'm not a woman
33613
« on: October 18, 2014, 08:17:48 PM »
Don't you need an address to register to vote?
33614
« on: October 18, 2014, 08:16:05 PM »
Full electric motorsport is a pretty good while away, especially if you want to replace, say, Formula.
33615
« on: October 18, 2014, 08:12:56 PM »
Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical punt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
Nah, it's just because all women are evil and only want to marry you so they can take half your stuff.
33616
« on: October 18, 2014, 08:08:07 PM »
I can roll better blunts than that.
I probably could still, lol.
33617
« on: October 18, 2014, 07:07:44 PM »
Those glasses scream "Jay"
33618
« on: October 18, 2014, 05:24:22 PM »
Did you purposefully decide to quote like Achronos or did it just kinda happen?
33619
« on: October 18, 2014, 05:21:11 PM »
Somebody have sex with me pls im lonely
Ten bucks.
all I have is this crisp 2 dollar bill
Two dollar bill!? SOLD!
33620
« on: October 18, 2014, 05:18:03 PM »
Somebody have sex with me pls im lonely
Ten bucks.
33621
« on: October 18, 2014, 05:17:02 PM »
Related: I just got an ad for mastectomies.
33622
« on: October 18, 2014, 05:13:51 PM »
At least you don't look like a Taliban marathon runner.
33623
« on: October 18, 2014, 04:01:15 PM »
Muscles also mean more flexibility,
Brah, swol ass dudebro's can't put their hands on the back of their necks.
33624
« on: October 18, 2014, 03:53:10 PM »
Funny thing is that he can easily knock the shit out of you all. Bet you wouldn't be saying that shit to him IRL
Meh, I could take him.
33625
« on: October 18, 2014, 02:45:50 PM »
Now this I'm okay with.
33626
« on: October 18, 2014, 02:38:48 PM »
Tertiary is the period after the dinosaurs went extinct. What does it have to do with education?
Elementary school = primary
High school = secondary
College/university = tertiary
What happened to Middle School?
Technically half elementary and half secondary.
33627
« on: October 18, 2014, 02:36:01 PM »
I wonder if they think that people who don't respect girls will see that ad and suddenly start respecting girls.
Also my respect is earned on an individual basis. I don't just hand it out for free. I'm not some kind of respect-slut.
If I could see ads I'd let you know, lol.
33628
« on: October 18, 2014, 02:32:10 PM »
im fairly certain gays are the descendants of an alien race
But how if they can't breed?
they bud
like sponges
eww.
33629
« on: October 18, 2014, 02:29:27 PM »
im fairly certain gays are the descendants of an alien race
But how if they can't breed?
33630
« on: October 18, 2014, 02:18:57 PM »
I used to get ads intermittently after adding the site to adblock's exceptions, but now I don't get them at all.
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