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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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33451
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:37:33 PM »
You know what I was thinking?
33452
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:17:59 PM »
>MMXIV
>assuming anything I say is said with ill intent unless your name happens to be Kiyo
Damn it son, I thought you knew better.
33453
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:10:26 PM »
get better twerk, son.
It's bad on my credit if i leave the job at a few months mang
Twerk more
33454
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:09:34 PM »
frack YOU PEOPLE MAN! NONE OF YOU HAVE STANDARDS IN THIS THREAD! AND YOU'RE ATTACKING ME JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN LAID?!? YOU PEOPLE ARE frackING INSANE!
Indubitably.
PISS OFF! STOP REPLYING TO ME!
Inevitably.
SHUT UP!
Inexplicable impossibility
.............
Impregnable victory!
Oh and the day I do lose my virginity, I don't ever be telling any of you fracks. Ever. Because I'm not a tard like you that brags about it. -_-
Bragging implies that I mention it all the time. Protip: I don't.
33455
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:07:00 PM »
get better twerk, son.
33456
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:06:34 PM »
frack YOU PEOPLE MAN! NONE OF YOU HAVE STANDARDS IN THIS THREAD! AND YOU'RE ATTACKING ME JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN LAID?!? YOU PEOPLE ARE frackING INSANE!
Indubitably.
PISS OFF! STOP REPLYING TO ME!
Inevitably.
SHUT UP!
Inexplicable impossibility
.............
Impregnable victory!
33457
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:05:43 PM »
frack YOU PEOPLE MAN! NONE OF YOU HAVE STANDARDS IN THIS THREAD! AND YOU'RE ATTACKING ME JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN LAID?!? YOU PEOPLE ARE frackING INSANE!
Indubitably.
PISS OFF! STOP REPLYING TO ME!
Inevitably.
SHUT UP!
Inexplicable impossibility
33458
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:04:29 PM »
frack YOU PEOPLE MAN! NONE OF YOU HAVE STANDARDS IN THIS THREAD! AND YOU'RE ATTACKING ME JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN LAID?!? YOU PEOPLE ARE frackING INSANE!
Indubitably.
PISS OFF! STOP REPLYING TO ME!
Inevitably.
33459
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:03:26 PM »
frack YOU PEOPLE MAN! NONE OF YOU HAVE STANDARDS IN THIS THREAD! AND YOU'RE ATTACKING ME JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN LAID?!? YOU PEOPLE ARE frackING INSANE!
Indubitably.
33460
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:01:52 PM »
Gasai (he's more of mein nagger brother so that makes it okay)
Maybe das?
Maybe luke. (:<
Annnnnnd that's it for me. The rest of you can all catch Ebola. (:
Ayy no.
I've got a strict "no canucks allowed" policy unless I'm given some tim hortons.
rape isn't supposed to be consensual silly das. (:
Joke's on you. That's my fetish.
33461
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:59:02 PM »
What is: Windows Phone
33462
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:57:37 PM »
One day though. I'm not desperate like other people here are.
Translation: I'm too much of a loser to get my dick wet.
False.
Not false.
Fuck you. You don't even know me. You don't even know what I look like.
False!
33463
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:55:58 PM »
Gasai (he's more of mein nagger brother so that makes it okay)
Maybe das?
Maybe luke. (:<
Annnnnnd that's it for me. The rest of you can all catch Ebola. (:
Ayy no. I've got a strict "no canucks allowed" policy unless I'm given some tim hortons.
33464
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:53:32 PM »
One day though. I'm not desperate like other people here are.
Translation: I'm too much of a loser to get my dick wet.
False.
Not false.
33465
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:50:49 PM »
Because I'd rather listen to my britbong electro-pop music by myself.
33466
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:48:27 PM »
But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what
Oh COME ON!
Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.
You might as well as be a registered sex offender then.
lol
Sick bastard.
Says the one who likes bush.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A BUSH! EVEN I HAVE A BUSH!
That's right. Not kidding either.
I bet you like old ladies too.
I won't lie, I'd frack a MILF. Hell, I prefer older women.
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
They're all dry and have fragile hips and stuff.
How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself? There are a lot of hot older women out there you know...
I know, I had one rubbing up against me sunday night. But like, she was 50 and I knew dat shit be dryer than my... well... my dryer after it dries a load of clothes, so I was was like all, "ayy lmno."
33467
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:39:10 PM »
But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what
Oh COME ON!
Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.
You might as well as be a registered sex offender then.
lol
Sick bastard.
Says the one who likes bush.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A BUSH! EVEN I HAVE A BUSH!
That's right. Not kidding either.
I bet you like old ladies too.
I won't lie, I'd frack a MILF. Hell, I prefer older women.
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww They're all dry and have fragile hips and stuff.
33468
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:38:37 PM »
Put it on youtube.
33469
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:37:11 PM »
But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what
Oh COME ON!
Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.
You might as well as be a registered sex offender then.
lol
Sick bastard.
Says the one who likes bush.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A BUSH! EVEN I HAVE A BUSH!
That's right. Not kidding either.
I bet you like old ladies too.
33470
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:35:32 PM »
But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what
Oh COME ON!
Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.
You might as well as be a registered sex offender then.
lol
Sick bastard.
Says the one who likes bush.
33471
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:30:27 PM »
But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what
Oh COME ON!
Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.
You might as well as be a registered sex offender then.
lol
33472
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:29:44 PM »
Can't BeeJ the DeeJ?
Have you tried?
He turned me away when he saw no Destiny character linked to my account.
you were online on the 18th
why didn't you accept my friend request you homo
Online on what?
don't play dumb with me, dylan
Facebook? Steam? WoT?
you get two more tries
would you like to phone a friend?
Yes
give me the name of the friend and i'll patch them in for you
Uh...
I would like to call my nigga Dr. Dre.
dr. dre is now on the line
Yo hommie Dre, what the frack did Iog in to on the 18th? It's not Wot, it's nt Steam, and it ain't Facebook. Pretty sure it ain't Xhamster either.
"listen here my nig, if it wasn't xhamster, then i don't know man.
what i do know is you could really use a pair of beats-"
i'm sorry but we had to disconnect dr. dre due to corporate policies against on air advertising
Well shit...
Xbox dot com?
you're getting closer
I give up
xcocks live you nerd
at least
that's what it said
Impossible! I haven't been on live since... well... years!
yeah right, i know you were online; you just don't want to spend time with me here so you secretly go off and play on your little xbox
well you know what? this relationship is officially over
and i'm keeping the house and the kids
But I don't even have my xbox hooked up... the 60 inch TV is for my N64.
i don't want to hear your petty excuses
i'm calling our lawyer mr goldsilvercopperburgsteinowitz right now
Jokes on you! He's at summerkamp!
33473
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:29:10 PM »
But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what
Oh COME ON!
Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.
33474
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:26:12 PM »
Can't BeeJ the DeeJ?
Have you tried?
He turned me away when he saw no Destiny character linked to my account.
you were online on the 18th
why didn't you accept my friend request you homo
Online on what?
don't play dumb with me, dylan
Facebook? Steam? WoT?
you get two more tries
would you like to phone a friend?
Yes
give me the name of the friend and i'll patch them in for you
Uh...
I would like to call my nigga Dr. Dre.
dr. dre is now on the line
Yo hommie Dre, what the frack did Iog in to on the 18th? It's not Wot, it's nt Steam, and it ain't Facebook. Pretty sure it ain't Xhamster either.
"listen here my nig, if it wasn't xhamster, then i don't know man.
what i do know is you could really use a pair of beats-"
i'm sorry but we had to disconnect dr. dre due to corporate policies against on air advertising
Well shit...
Xbox dot com?
you're getting closer
I give up
xcocks live you nerd
at least
that's what it said
Impossible! I haven't been on live since... well... years!
yeah right, i know you were online; you just don't want to spend time with me here so you secretly go off and play on your little xbox
well you know what? this relationship is officially over
and i'm keeping the house and the kids
But I don't even have my xbox hooked up... the 60 inch TV is for my N64.
33475
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:17:52 PM »
Hairy Boobs, back or vagina. I like a bit down there but too much is gross.
Big clit
Short hair
Dirty nails
Dude. Hairy vaginas are the best.
*vomits internally*
33476
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:16:39 PM »
Can't BeeJ the DeeJ?
Have you tried?
He turned me away when he saw no Destiny character linked to my account.
you were online on the 18th
why didn't you accept my friend request you homo
Online on what?
don't play dumb with me, dylan
Facebook? Steam? WoT?
you get two more tries
would you like to phone a friend?
Yes
give me the name of the friend and i'll patch them in for you
Uh...
I would like to call my nigga Dr. Dre.
dr. dre is now on the line
Yo hommie Dre, what the frack did Iog in to on the 18th? It's not Wot, it's nt Steam, and it ain't Facebook. Pretty sure it ain't Xhamster either.
"listen here my nig, if it wasn't xhamster, then i don't know man.
what i do know is you could really use a pair of beats-"
i'm sorry but we had to disconnect dr. dre due to corporate policies against on air advertising
Well shit...
Xbox dot com?
you're getting closer
I give up
xcocks live you nerd
at least
that's what it said
Impossible! I haven't been on live since... well... years!
33477
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:13:41 PM »
Can't BeeJ the DeeJ?
Have you tried?
He turned me away when he saw no Destiny character linked to my account.
you were online on the 18th
why didn't you accept my friend request you homo
Online on what?
don't play dumb with me, dylan
Facebook? Steam? WoT?
you get two more tries
would you like to phone a friend?
Yes
give me the name of the friend and i'll patch them in for you
Uh...
I would like to call my nigga Dr. Dre.
dr. dre is now on the line
Yo hommie Dre, what the frack did Iog in to on the 18th? It's not Wot, it's nt Steam, and it ain't Facebook. Pretty sure it ain't Xhamster either.
"listen here my nig, if it wasn't xhamster, then i don't know man.
what i do know is you could really use a pair of beats-"
i'm sorry but we had to disconnect dr. dre due to corporate policies against on air advertising
Well shit...
Xbox dot com?
you're getting closer
I give up
33478
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:09:29 PM »
This. Game. Needs. To. Be. Remade.
I'm fine with leaving it as an old gem to play on emulators. Last thing we need are QTE jetpack Michal Bay explosion races.
33479
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:07:31 PM »
Can't BeeJ the DeeJ?
Have you tried?
He turned me away when he saw no Destiny character linked to my account.
you were online on the 18th
why didn't you accept my friend request you homo
Online on what?
don't play dumb with me, dylan
Facebook? Steam? WoT?
you get two more tries
would you like to phone a friend?
Yes
give me the name of the friend and i'll patch them in for you
Uh...
I would like to call my nigga Dr. Dre.
dr. dre is now on the line
Yo hommie Dre, what the frack did Iog in to on the 18th? It's not Wot, it's nt Steam, and it ain't Facebook. Pretty sure it ain't Xhamster either.
"listen here my nig, if it wasn't xhamster, then i don't know man.
what i do know is you could really use a pair of beats-"
i'm sorry but we had to disconnect dr. dre due to corporate policies against on air advertising
Well shit... Xbox dot com?
33480
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:06:04 PM »
Door confirmed for giant fgt. how can you say thigh gaps are a deal breaker?
Because I don't want to break her.
Pfft, what are you, a nice guy?
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