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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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33151
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:50:44 PM »
Dude's my gardener.
33152
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:50:24 PM »
>likes Neutral Mil Hotel
>is a virgin
>far from /fa/
>kingdom hearts fan
You suck at your hobbies.
>NMH isn't a bad band
>that doesn't mean I can't talk about sex
>I am /fa/ tho
>KH is objectively one of the most fun games of all time
reported for harassment
>jim
>being /fa/
Pick one
You have literally never even seen what I look like you penile implant
>implying I need to I bet you still wear acid washed pants.
33153
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:49:27 PM »
You know how hard it is to light off modern, clear coated tables on purpose with a damn cigarette lighter?
Nope
Quite. You've got a better chance of overheating and exploding the lighter.
You should probably tell her to not play with them though.
She doesn't listen to me anyways. Every time I keep her from doing something dangerous she thinks I'm trying to make her life miserable.
Let her burn herself once then.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I did.
Don't be that overly protective guy that she purposely dates douchebags and womanbeaters to rebel against.
I just don't won't her to be setting the house on fire, she almost did it once.
Should have let her. That'll learn her good.
33154
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:47:55 PM »
Jim's mom.
That's a subject to discuss over 18 year scotch.
33155
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:47:14 PM »
You know how hard it is to light off modern, clear coated tables on purpose with a damn cigarette lighter?
Nope
Quite. You've got a better chance of overheating and exploding the lighter.
You should probably tell her to not play with them though.
She doesn't listen to me anyways. Every time I keep her from doing something dangerous she thinks I'm trying to make her life miserable.
Let her burn herself once then.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I did.
Don't be that overly protective guy that she purposely dates douchebags and womanbeaters to rebel against.
33156
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:45:31 PM »
>likes Neutral Mil Hotel
>is a virgin
>far from /fa/
>kingdom hearts fan
You suck at your hobbies.
>NMH isn't a bad band
>that doesn't mean I can't talk about sex
>I am /fa/ tho
>KH is objectively one of the most fun games of all time
reported for harassment
>jim >being /fa/ Pick one
33157
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:44:04 PM »
You know how hard it is to light off modern, clear coated tables on purpose with a damn cigarette lighter?
Nope
Quite. You've got a better chance of overheating and exploding the lighter.
You should probably tell her to not play with them though.
She doesn't listen to me anyways. Every time I keep her from doing something dangerous she thinks I'm trying to make her life miserable.
Let her burn herself once then.
33158
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:43:24 PM »
>likes Neutral Mil Hotel
>is a virgin
>far from /fa/
>kingdom hearts fan
You suck at your hobbies.
33159
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:41:11 PM »
You know how hard it is to light off modern, clear coated tables on purpose with a damn cigarette lighter?
Nope
Quite. You've got a better chance of overheating and exploding the lighter. You should probably tell her to not play with them though.
33160
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:39:44 PM »
Only real problem is that Kenobi cut Maul in half, and then Maul's remains fell into the core of a reactor system. It could've been interesting, but with how Episode I ended there was no possible way. Had Maul turned around and walked away after knocking Kenobi into the pit, it could've happened, but even that seems against Maul's character.
He did survive though.
Shut up, that abomination of a series never existed.
Unfortunately for you, it did. And it's just as canon as the movies. Get used to it other words you will not like the future of Star Wars at all.
No. Fuck you, tomorrow I'll wake up and realize this was all a bad dream because there'll be a copy of Imperial Commando 2 on my table.
33161
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:32:26 PM »
You know how hard it is to light off modern, clear coated tables on purpose with a damn cigarette lighter?
33162
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:21:30 PM »
She can fucking rock a suit, I tell you whhat.
33163
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:15:33 PM »
Feet, booty, women masters.
Oh yeah I forgot femdom
I forgot it was called that. But I only like when they hit me with their hands, no objects, and NO PINCHING! >:O
You mean you don't like being strapped tot he wall and have various fruit from banana to pineapple shoved up your ass? What are you? A queer?
Fruit? No try a wine bottle, faggot.
>Not using glass gallon jugs.
Homo.
 Your move, hun.
33164
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:11:08 PM »
Feet, booty, women masters.
Oh yeah I forgot femdom
I forgot it was called that. But I only like when they hit me with their hands, no objects, and NO PINCHING! >:O
You mean you don't like being strapped tot he wall and have various fruit from banana to pineapple shoved up your ass? What are you? A queer?
Fruit? No try a wine bottle, faggot.
33165
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:10:25 PM »
Most things from /d/.
Ah /d/... I'm still not sure why that girl is turning in to a giant, sentient, detached penis, but for some reason I've come to like it.
33166
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:08:44 PM »
33167
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:00:06 PM »
Yeah, I saw him post on that Decimator Alpha account he made on Bnet a while after the thread on here.
You can thank me for that name.
33168
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:58:22 PM »
Spoiler It's hot, that's what it is.
33169
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:55:15 PM »
cougarlife.com?
Mostly a scam, or so my crazy classmate from AIT would say. You gotta like, pay for messages and shit. Try Craigslist, OP, or some local bar on a saturday night when some dadrock coverband is playing.
33170
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:53:35 PM »
Who the fuck looks at futa on female? Futa on Male or GTFO!
33171
« on: October 25, 2014, 07:17:46 PM »
How soon before Tyler Durden joins?
33172
« on: October 25, 2014, 07:05:33 PM »
And then next thing you know your hand isn't on your own...
And then next thing you know your bottom isn't on a chair anymore...
And next thing you know, you're not a virgin anymore.
33173
« on: October 25, 2014, 06:34:09 PM »
And then next thing you know your hand isn't on your own...
33174
« on: October 25, 2014, 06:32:47 PM »
Que?
.9
how the hell can I be that damn Jewish?
it's a resonating aura
niggawat
33175
« on: October 25, 2014, 06:26:22 PM »
Meh, why the fuck not. I guess Frued was right after all.
33176
« on: October 25, 2014, 06:21:21 PM »
Left arm, you say? It's a heart attack. You can trust me, I've watched a lot of doctor shows on cable tv.
33177
« on: October 25, 2014, 06:10:24 PM »
I'd let her stick those toes in my ass
no, bad kinder. Bad.
Have you even SEEN porno where a chock shoves her foot up inside another girl?
Mmmm
no. Insertion is bad.
33178
« on: October 25, 2014, 06:06:17 PM »
Que?
.9
how the hell can I be that damn Jewish?
33179
« on: October 25, 2014, 06:05:33 PM »
I'd let her stick those toes in my ass
no, bad kinder. Bad.
33180
« on: October 25, 2014, 06:03:31 PM »
Motherfucking fuck yeah!
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