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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: "I don't like rap or country"
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:21:16 AM »
You played stuff like Johnny Cash, the FIRST people in Country Music.
Most people refer to the new stuff when they say "Country Music and Rap sucks".
Ugh... that generic southern pop-rock with a fiddle in the background isn't country. Neither is Taylor Swift.

Don't even get me started on "bro country".

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The Flood / Re: Chris is back
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:18:49 AM »
I thought he died...
No, but he did burn down his house trying to make coffee

in the bathroom

with an extension cord
Huh... good to know, I guess.

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The Flood / Re: Chris is back
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:14:33 AM »
I thought he died...

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The Flood / Re: What would you remember about me?
« on: October 26, 2014, 10:48:53 AM »
I'd probably not bother remembering you.

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The Flood / Re: offensive wallpapers thread
« on: October 26, 2014, 10:23:45 AM »
I don't have any that inherently offensive... but I pissed off some liberal arts major chick with this.
Spoiler


Oh wait, I forgot I had this.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Confession time
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:17:01 AM »
OP is rapist.

How? The guy seemed to enjoy sucking his dick and even went so far to say he loved him.
Stockholm Syndrome is a thing.
Fifty no's and a yes means yes.

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Ethnocentric white guilt, or something,

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The Flood / Re: What would you remember about me?
« on: October 26, 2014, 08:39:05 AM »
Nonlifting fig tree

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The Flood / Re: Fags Are Annoying
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:54:30 AM »
Yeah! Fucking Harley riders giving homosexuals a bad name.

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The Flood / Re: Confession time
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:52:31 AM »
>be me
>be reading shitty 4chan awkward gay experience copypasta
>boner
>hate self
>fap with the hatred of a Roman legionary salting the fields of Carthage

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The Flood / Re: "I don't like rap or country"
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:49:16 AM »
The stuff you linked is fine, but I'm not huge on country rock. I prefer wizened old dudes singing about loss. Folk country's where it's at
Not that I don't enjoy that, but I can't listen to it for long. The bleakness starts to all run together.

>.>
<.<
obligatory Hal Ketchum in apology
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Futa on girl is straighter than straight porn.
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:34:58 AM »
Futa on futa

Spoiler


in a BDSM torture chamber


Or bust

*sips coffee*
That's nearly vanilla... for shame, Kiyo, for shame.

It's the only SFW pic I could find!

How about we add needle play into the mix? Will that spice it up enough for you?
Acceptable.

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The Flood / Re: Confession time
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:31:44 AM »
You're dick was kinda small. It didn't even make me gag.
"Your", mein herr.

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The Flood / Re: "I don't like rap or country"
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:26:07 AM »
How did I know Hurt was gonna be in the OP... like always...

YouTube

YouTube

YouTube


Here's stuff that isn't from the 1960's.

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The Flood / Re: Well, just spent four hours in my local hospital
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:10:23 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Futa on girl is straighter than straight porn.
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:08:54 AM »
Futa on futa

Spoiler


in a BDSM torture chamber


Or bust

*sips coffee*
That's nearly vanilla... for shame, Kiyo, for shame.

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The Flood / Re: What are your favorite subjects to talk about?
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:23:07 PM »
Halo, asstronomy
>.>
<.<

I'm so clever...

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The Flood / Re: Das Boot
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:20:50 PM »
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
k
Damn it boy, you're supposed to continue. Don't you Meatloaf?
No, I rarely eat it
Fuck that. I'm choosing Nexus.

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The Flood / Re: Das Boot
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:19:12 PM »
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
k
Damn it boy, you're supposed to continue. Don't you Meatloaf?

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The Flood / Re: Das Boot
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:16:22 PM »
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

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The Flood / Re: How do I convince my mom to let me get a buttplug
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:07:19 PM »
Why do you have to convince her?
Because I live with my mom
So?
She will see the package at the door and wonder what it is
"It's just a five inch PVC anime figure that I payed 80 dollars to import from Japan."

Works every time.

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The Flood / Re: How do I convince my mom to let me get a buttplug
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:03:49 PM »
Why do you have to convince her?

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agonals, ELEVATE ME TO LEGENDARY
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:59:52 PM »
#GetTBlocksToMythic
But I already downvoted you today...

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The Flood / Re: What are your favorite subjects to talk about?
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:57:47 PM »
Helicopters
Do you mean rotary wing aircraft or the art of helicoptering your dick?

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agays, elevate me to Legendary!
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:54:29 PM »
Well... when you put it that way...

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agonals, ELEVATE ME TO LEGENDARY
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:53:03 PM »
You expect me to teach five underage women to have sex?

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The Flood / Re: Which Game Grump got the ugliest gf
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:51:53 PM »

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