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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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33121
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:21:16 AM »
You played stuff like Johnny Cash, the FIRST people in Country Music. Most people refer to the new stuff when they say "Country Music and Rap sucks".
Ugh... that generic southern pop-rock with a fiddle in the background isn't country. Neither is Taylor Swift. Don't even get me started on "bro country".
33122
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:18:49 AM »
I thought he died...
No, but he did burn down his house trying to make coffee
in the bathroom
with an extension cord
Huh... good to know, I guess.
33123
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:14:33 AM »
I thought he died...
33124
« on: October 26, 2014, 10:48:53 AM »
I'd probably not bother remembering you.
33125
« on: October 26, 2014, 10:23:45 AM »
I don't have any that inherently offensive... but I pissed off some liberal arts major chick with this. Oh wait, I forgot I had this.
33126
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:55:48 AM »
Nonlifting fig tree
U WOT M8?
YOU HEARD ME
33127
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:17:01 AM »
OP is rapist.
How? The guy seemed to enjoy sucking his dick and even went so far to say he loved him.
Stockholm Syndrome is a thing.
Fifty no's and a yes means yes.
33128
« on: October 26, 2014, 08:40:16 AM »
Ethnocentric white guilt, or something,
33129
« on: October 26, 2014, 08:39:05 AM »
Nonlifting fig tree
33130
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:54:30 AM »
Yeah! Fucking Harley riders giving homosexuals a bad name.
33131
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:52:31 AM »
>be me >be reading shitty 4chan awkward gay experience copypasta >boner >hate self >fap with the hatred of a Roman legionary salting the fields of Carthage
33132
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:49:16 AM »
The stuff you linked is fine, but I'm not huge on country rock. I prefer wizened old dudes singing about loss. Folk country's where it's at
Not that I don't enjoy that, but I can't listen to it for long. The bleakness starts to all run together. >.> <.< obligatory Hal Ketchum in apology
33133
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:34:58 AM »
Futa on futa
Spoiler  in a BDSM torture chamber Or bust
*sips coffee*
That's nearly vanilla... for shame, Kiyo, for shame.
It's the only SFW pic I could find!
How about we add needle play into the mix? Will that spice it up enough for you?
Acceptable.
33134
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:31:44 AM »
You're dick was kinda small. It didn't even make me gag.
"Your", mein herr.
33135
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:26:07 AM »
How did I know Hurt was gonna be in the OP... like always... Here's stuff that isn't from the 1960's.
33136
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:10:23 AM »
Got seen almost immediately,
Bullshit!
33137
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:08:54 AM »
Futa on futa
Spoiler  in a BDSM torture chamber Or bust
*sips coffee*
That's nearly vanilla... for shame, Kiyo, for shame.
33138
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:23:07 PM »
Halo, asstronomy
>.> <.< I'm so clever...
33139
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:20:50 PM »
Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you an answer in the morning
k
Damn it boy, you're supposed to continue. Don't you Meatloaf?
No, I rarely eat it
Fuck that. I'm choosing Nexus.
33140
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:19:12 PM »
Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you an answer in the morning
k
Damn it boy, you're supposed to continue. Don't you Meatloaf?
33141
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:16:22 PM »
Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you an answer in the morning
33142
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:07:19 PM »
Why do you have to convince her?
Because I live with my mom
So?
She will see the package at the door and wonder what it is
"It's just a five inch PVC anime figure that I payed 80 dollars to import from Japan." Works every time.
33143
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:05:26 PM »
Why do you have to convince her?
Because I live with my mom
So?
33144
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:03:49 PM »
Why do you have to convince her?
33145
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:59:52 PM »
#GetTBlocksToMythic
But I already downvoted you today...
33146
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:57:47 PM »
Helicopters
Do you mean rotary wing aircraft or the art of helicoptering your dick?
33147
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:55:30 PM »
Jon:

OH MY GOD IT'S ELLEN PAIGE!
she has such a loving father

props to that guy
33148
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:54:29 PM »
Well... when you put it that way...
33149
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:53:03 PM »
You expect me to teach five underage women to have sex?
33150
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:51:53 PM »
Jon:

OH MY GOD IT'S ELLEN PAIGE!
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