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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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33121
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:18:49 AM »
I thought he died...
No, but he did burn down his house trying to make coffee
in the bathroom
with an extension cord
Huh... good to know, I guess.
33122
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:14:33 AM »
I thought he died...
33123
« on: October 26, 2014, 10:48:53 AM »
I'd probably not bother remembering you.
33124
« on: October 26, 2014, 10:23:45 AM »
I don't have any that inherently offensive... but I pissed off some liberal arts major chick with this. Oh wait, I forgot I had this.
33125
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:55:48 AM »
Nonlifting fig tree
U WOT M8?
YOU HEARD ME
33126
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:17:01 AM »
OP is rapist.
How? The guy seemed to enjoy sucking his dick and even went so far to say he loved him.
Stockholm Syndrome is a thing.
Fifty no's and a yes means yes.
33127
« on: October 26, 2014, 08:40:16 AM »
Ethnocentric white guilt, or something,
33128
« on: October 26, 2014, 08:39:05 AM »
Nonlifting fig tree
33129
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:54:30 AM »
Yeah! Fucking Harley riders giving homosexuals a bad name.
33130
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:52:31 AM »
>be me
>be reading shitty 4chan awkward gay experience copypasta
>boner
>hate self
>fap with the hatred of a Roman legionary salting the fields of Carthage
33131
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:49:16 AM »
The stuff you linked is fine, but I'm not huge on country rock. I prefer wizened old dudes singing about loss. Folk country's where it's at
Not that I don't enjoy that, but I can't listen to it for long. The bleakness starts to all run together. >.> <.< obligatory Hal Ketchum in apology
33132
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:34:58 AM »
Futa on futa
Spoiler  in a BDSM torture chamber
Or bust
*sips coffee*
That's nearly vanilla... for shame, Kiyo, for shame.
It's the only SFW pic I could find!
How about we add needle play into the mix? Will that spice it up enough for you?
Acceptable.
33133
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:31:44 AM »
You're dick was kinda small. It didn't even make me gag.
"Your", mein herr.
33134
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:26:07 AM »
How did I know Hurt was gonna be in the OP... like always... Here's stuff that isn't from the 1960's.
33135
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:10:23 AM »
Got seen almost immediately,
Bullshit!
33136
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:08:54 AM »
Futa on futa
Spoiler in a BDSM torture chamber
Or bust
*sips coffee*
That's nearly vanilla... for shame, Kiyo, for shame.
33137
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:23:07 PM »
Halo, asstronomy
>.> <.< I'm so clever...
33138
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:20:50 PM »
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
k
Damn it boy, you're supposed to continue. Don't you Meatloaf?
No, I rarely eat it
Fuck that. I'm choosing Nexus.
33139
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:19:12 PM »
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
k
Damn it boy, you're supposed to continue. Don't you Meatloaf?
33140
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:16:22 PM »
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
33141
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:07:19 PM »
Why do you have to convince her?
Because I live with my mom
So?
She will see the package at the door and wonder what it is
"It's just a five inch PVC anime figure that I payed 80 dollars to import from Japan." Works every time.
33142
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:05:26 PM »
Why do you have to convince her?
Because I live with my mom
So?
33143
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:03:49 PM »
Why do you have to convince her?
33144
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:59:52 PM »
#GetTBlocksToMythic
But I already downvoted you today...
33145
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:57:47 PM »
Helicopters
Do you mean rotary wing aircraft or the art of helicoptering your dick?
33146
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:55:30 PM »
Jon:
OH MY GOD IT'S ELLEN PAIGE!
she has such a loving father
props to that guy
33147
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:54:29 PM »
Well... when you put it that way...
33148
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:53:03 PM »
You expect me to teach five underage women to have sex?
33149
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:51:53 PM »
Jon:
OH MY GOD IT'S ELLEN PAIGE!
33150
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:50:44 PM »
Dude's my gardener.
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