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The Flood / Re: Hey, Gaijin!
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:44:47 PM »


Im... im... IMPOSSIBRU!
WEEABOOS BURN IN HELL HIROSHIMA BOMBING BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

You wouldn't understand, Gaijin! Japan is simply much superior! Look at your culture of weeaboos. They all want to be us! I don't see people trying to be people from England!
>important anime characters all have big blue eyes and blonde hair
Looks like the master race wins again.

33092
The Flood / Re: fuck off with the imam shit
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:43:32 PM »
Haram.

And Heresy.

It's Fatwa time.
PSYCHOHU ACKBAR!

33093
The Flood / Re: Hey, Gaijin!
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:41:34 PM »


Im... im... IMPOSSIBRU!
WEEABOOS BURN IN HELL HIROSHIMA BOMBING BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

33094
The Flood / Re: Kiyo, were you Strongbeer?
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:40:21 PM »
duh

33095
The Flood / Re: Hey, Gaijin!
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:39:19 PM »

33096
The Flood / Re: god is great god is good
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:36:55 PM »
Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yay God.

33097
The Flood / Re: Thoughts on Cybernetic Military Implements
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:34:11 PM »
Upon further consideration, I wouldn't mind a robot arm that can function as a torque wrench, provided it doesn't need to be calibrated every time I knock it off of something.

33099
The Flood / Re: As some of you may have noticed...
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:30:08 PM »
What if it's Halam?

33100
Serious / Re: What does being in the military mean to you?
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:27:36 PM »
I tend to think that they're fit, brave, and responsible.

also inb4 kiyo
Good sir, I assure you that I am neither of those things.
Were you at one point?
Still in the Guard.
Yeah but you're not a real soldier though
Ouch my pride...
Wait... I don't have any pride to hurt.
You're not put on the front lines though?
>avim unit
>ever leaving the hangar except for when gathering ingredients for contraband, homebrew beer
How often does your unit even deploy to anywhere?
No clue anymore. not getting into anything toos pecifically, six years ago there was an OIF trip, and three years ago people were pulled to fill slots for the flight unit we support for their deployment to Afghanistan. Rumor a few months back was that we were slated for something in two years, but that's been confirmed false and the potential slot shifted to an ASB from another state.
The way things look, I'll be out before the unit mobs for anywhere.
I shouldn't have asked for specifics. I apologize. My friend's units deploys like clockwork, but that's just their mission. I don't understand the Guard very well at all.
Th Guard doesn't even understand how the Guard works...

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Serious / Re: What does being in the military mean to you?
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:23:07 PM »
I tend to think that they're fit, brave, and responsible.

also inb4 kiyo
Good sir, I assure you that I am neither of those things.
Were you at one point?
Still in the Guard.
Yeah but you're not a real soldier though
Ouch my pride...
Wait... I don't have any pride to hurt.
You're not put on the front lines though?
>avim unit
>ever leaving the hangar except for when gathering ingredients for contraband, homebrew beer
How often does your unit even deploy to anywhere?
No clue anymore. not getting into anything toos pecifically, six years ago there was an OIF trip, and three years ago people were pulled to fill slots for the flight unit we support for their deployment to Afghanistan. Rumor a few months back was that we were slated for something in two years, but that's been confirmed false and the potential slot shifted to an ASB from another state.
The way things look, I'll be out before the unit mobs for anywhere.

33102
Serious / Re: What does being in the military mean to you?
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:11:48 PM »
I tend to think that they're fit, brave, and responsible.

also inb4 kiyo
Good sir, I assure you that I am neither of those things.
Were you at one point?
Still in the Guard.
Yeah but you're not a real soldier though
Ouch my pride...
Wait... I don't have any pride to hurt.
You're not put on the front lines though?
>avim unit
>ever leaving the hangar except for when gathering ingredients for contraband, homebrew beer

33103
Serious / Re: What does being in the military mean to you?
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:09:02 PM »
I tend to think that they're fit, brave, and responsible.

also inb4 kiyo
Good sir, I assure you that I am neither of those things.
Were you at one point?
Still in the Guard.
>he thinks anyone but infantry are real soldiers

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More drone pilots have been lost to PTSD in Afghanistan than the entire history of the infantry. Trufacts. #therealcostofwar #bandrones #cut4dronepilots

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Serious / Re: What does being in the military mean to you?
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:06:35 PM »
I tend to think that they're fit, brave, and responsible.

also inb4 kiyo
Good sir, I assure you that I am neither of those things.
Were you at one point?
Still in the Guard.
Yeah but you're not a real soldier though
Ouch my pride...
Wait... I don't have any pride to hurt.

33105
The Flood / Re: Thoughts on Cybernetic Military Implements
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:03:08 PM »
We
our
we
my brother's in arms.
Wait, when did this happen?
Months ago but I had it in the works for years. Just waiting for my age to catch up to my life decisions.
Oh. Congrats. What'cha going in for?
In training for 9S100, Technical Applications Specialist. When I finish my job will be monitoring the world and making sure no one is violating the nuclear weapon test ban treaties traditionally through seismographs and air filters that detect gamma radiation particles in the air. I could be an analyst who interprets collected data or a maintainer who travels to the remote sensing locations and maintains the sensitive equipment used to detect treaty violations.
Airforce seismograph stuff...  that sounds so lively and entertaining.

33106
The Flood / Re: What would you remember of me?
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:01:33 PM »
If Serbia was a person, he would be you.

33107
Serious / Re: What does being in the military mean to you?
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:00:27 PM »
I tend to think that they're fit, brave, and responsible.

also inb4 kiyo
Good sir, I assure you that I am neither of those things.
Were you at one point?
Still in the Guard.

33108
Serious / Re: What does being in the military mean to you?
« on: October 26, 2014, 12:59:40 PM »
If they have any tapout gear on or tattoos of unit insignia then I automatically assume they're a douchebag and probably made e-4 twice.

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Serious / Re: What does being in the military mean to you?
« on: October 26, 2014, 12:57:46 PM »
I tend to think that they're fit, brave, and responsible.

also inb4 kiyo
Good sir, I assure you that I am neither of those things.

33110
The Flood / Re: Thoughts on Cybernetic Military Implements
« on: October 26, 2014, 12:52:26 PM »
We
our
we
my brother's in arms.
Wait, when did this happen?
Months ago but I had it in the works for years. Just waiting for my age to catch up to my life decisions.
Oh. Congrats. What'cha going in for?

33111
The Flood / Re: Thoughts on Cybernetic Military Implements
« on: October 26, 2014, 12:50:09 PM »
We
our
we
my brother's in arms.
Wait, when did this happen?

33112
Serious / Re: Brits used to speak with an American accent
« on: October 26, 2014, 12:34:09 PM »
And now they've evolved.
*devolved

33113
Serious / Re: Charles Barkely speaks out
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:47:28 AM »
I'd be pretty inclined to agree based on what I personally saw in school.

33114
The Flood / Re: Twice daily annual reminder of the week.
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:40:22 AM »
Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

33115
Too bad we don't have any feminists on this site to laugh at as they go full on damage control.
Somebody should message jay about this place.....
Kinder, I should slap you for even thinking about that.

33116
Serious / Re: Ocean fertilisation, global warming and fish
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:38:34 AM »
Suck it, Al Gore.
So how long until we totally control the earth's ecosystem?

33117
The Flood / Re: "I don't like rap or country"
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:34:29 AM »
wow I just got wrecked
he #memed you good.

33118
The Flood / Re: Relationship 'must haves'
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:32:23 AM »
* C cup rack or larger, nothing less!
You disgust me.

33119
The Flood / Re: Relationship 'must haves'
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:31:52 AM »
Dicks

33120
The Flood / Re: "I don't like rap or country"
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:21:16 AM »
You played stuff like Johnny Cash, the FIRST people in Country Music.
Most people refer to the new stuff when they say "Country Music and Rap sucks".
Ugh... that generic southern pop-rock with a fiddle in the background isn't country. Neither is Taylor Swift.

Don't even get me started on "bro country".

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