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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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33001
The Flood / Re: Caption each others pictures
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:11:24 PM »
"Hey kid, wanna buy some poutine?"
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33002
The Flood / Re: Caption each others pictures
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:01:55 PM »
Put that mirror down!
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33003
The Flood / Re: Caption each others pictures
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:58:58 PM »
"There totally isn't a hole in my pocket"
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33004
The Flood / Re: It's time I departed the Flood
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:51:36 PM »
You probably thought I forgot, didn't you?
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33005
The Flood / Re: Today, I fulfilled a dream, while fulfilling a dream.
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:46:36 PM »
Fuck you, you piece of shit.

You should've gifted the kid your car. You're rich enough to afford another.

WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING 80pc INCOME TAX?
fucking lol

33006
The Flood / Re: Caption each others pictures
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:44:16 PM »
When the hair parts... so does all the pussy
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33007
The Flood / Re: Caption each others pictures
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:35:39 PM »
>le super serious musician face
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33008
The Flood / Re: Today, I fulfilled a dream, while fulfilling a dream.
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:33:10 PM »

Kid's always gonna remember that. Good on you, man.

33009
The Flood / Re: Should I buy this t shirt?
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:26:08 PM »
ok ok ok you guys have no swag, what about this?
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3/10, would probably be laughed out of gay bar

33010
The Flood / Re: I need help finding a b.net thread
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:55:05 PM »
Hmm... did they ever fix the searchbar to half of the semi-functionality of b.olds?

33011
Serious / Re: Would you like to live in the Republic of Meta?
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:49:01 PM »
Sounds wonderfully libertarian leaning without being too Ron Paul...

I'll take it!

33012
Serious / Re: What does being in the military mean to you?
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:39:34 PM »
I see a lot of military members as making poor choices. Getting married and having kids at a young age, many before they have anything more than a high school education or plan for civilian life.
Oh god is that true... dumb fucking privates...

33013
The Flood / Re: desticles
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:38:53 PM »
He's either 12 or 50... as both age groups seem incapable of properly typing.

33014
The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:32:31 PM »
Wodanaz loves me, this I know, for Þunraz's protection tells me so.

33015
The car boasts numbers that don't really make sense.

0-62 in 2.8 seconds, that's P1 territory. Yet this car is heavier, has 130 less horsepower, and is in no way as aerodynamic.

0-125 in 9.4 seconds. Once again, doesn't make sense.
Maybe it's geared all weird like.

In that power to weight range, the fastest is 224mph.

There is no way
Brah, it's Russian black magic. Ain't gotta explain shit.
but lykan is an arab company
What are Arabs but southern Russians?

33016
The Flood / Re: >there will never be a tabletop TES rpg
« on: October 28, 2014, 03:40:14 PM »
I'm sure some lorefag on some shitty TES fansite has already made a rulebook for one.

33017
HOLD THE FUCK ON
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The Lykan HyperSport is powered by a twin turbo flat-six 3.7-litre (3746 cc) engine, producing 552 kW (740 bhp; 751 PS) and 960 N·m (708 lb·ft) of torque.[7]
HOLY FRIED PISTON RINGS, BATMAN!

33018
The car boasts numbers that don't really make sense.

0-62 in 2.8 seconds, that's P1 territory. Yet this car is heavier, has 130 less horsepower, and is in no way as aerodynamic.

0-125 in 9.4 seconds. Once again, doesn't make sense.
Maybe it's geared all weird like.

In that power to weight range, the fastest is 224mph.

There is no way
Brah, it's Russian black magic. Ain't gotta explain shit.

33019
The car boasts numbers that don't really make sense.

0-62 in 2.8 seconds, that's P1 territory. Yet this car is heavier, has 130 less horsepower, and is in no way as aerodynamic.

0-125 in 9.4 seconds. Once again, doesn't make sense.
Maybe it's geared all weird like.

33020
The Flood / Re: Post a song you like and I'll tell you why it's shit
« on: October 28, 2014, 01:35:43 PM »
\ Though to be honest, I'd probably rather listen to this than Greenday post-Dookie\
YouTube

>implying American Idiot isn't Greenday's best shit
das get out reported
no you
#rekt

33021
The Flood / Re: Post a song you like and I'll tell you why it's shit
« on: October 28, 2014, 01:21:14 PM »
\ Though to be honest, I'd probably rather listen to this than Greenday post-Dookie\
YouTube

>implying American Idiot isn't Greenday's best shit

33022
The Flood / Re: Everyone is worrying ait DST like a bitch
« on: October 28, 2014, 12:30:38 PM »
So only parts of the USA use DST?
I think there's two states that don't. Utah is one.

33023
The Flood / Re: fucking cheap-ass mofo
« on: October 28, 2014, 12:03:21 PM »
Craigslist in a nutshell...

33024
The Flood / Re: Just took my midterm
« on: October 28, 2014, 12:00:28 PM »
Can you manage my finances?
I could, but I won't.
I can pay you in gum.

33025
The Flood / Re: Just took my midterm
« on: October 28, 2014, 11:50:37 AM »
Can you manage my finances?

33026
The Flood / Re: Are you afraid you'll be forgetten?
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:43:45 AM »
I welcome the possibility.

33027
The Flood / Re: Post a song you like and I'll tell you why it's shit
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:06:41 AM »
YouTube


Bring it on, Jombib Jow Lerd.

33028
The Flood / Re: If a clone was made of you...
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:57:47 AM »
No fat chicks.
No exceptions.

33029
The Flood / Re: Always delete your browsing history.
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:33:21 AM »
>not proudly displaying your search history of furry scat porn
Pleb

33030
The Flood / Re: pls downvote me
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:08:09 PM »
#swage points for everyone!

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