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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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33001
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:24:17 PM »
Butt plugs have a practical use for alleviating constipation.
33002
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:11:24 PM »
"Hey kid, wanna buy some poutine?"
33003
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:01:55 PM »
33004
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:58:58 PM »
"There totally isn't a hole in my pocket"
33005
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:51:36 PM »
You probably thought I forgot, didn't you?
33006
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:46:36 PM »
Fuck you, you piece of shit.
You should've gifted the kid your car. You're rich enough to afford another.
WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING 80pc INCOME TAX?
fucking lol
33007
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:44:16 PM »
When the hair parts... so does all the pussy
33008
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:35:39 PM »
>le super serious musician face
33009
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:33:10 PM »
 Kid's always gonna remember that. Good on you, man.
33010
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:26:08 PM »
ok ok ok you guys have no swag, what about this?
3/10, would probably be laughed out of gay bar
33011
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:55:05 PM »
Hmm... did they ever fix the searchbar to half of the semi-functionality of b.olds?
33012
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:49:01 PM »
Sounds wonderfully libertarian leaning without being too Ron Paul...
I'll take it!
33013
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:39:34 PM »
I see a lot of military members as making poor choices. Getting married and having kids at a young age, many before they have anything more than a high school education or plan for civilian life.
Oh god is that true... dumb fucking privates...
33014
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:38:53 PM »
He's either 12 or 50... as both age groups seem incapable of properly typing.
33015
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:32:31 PM »
Wodanaz loves me, this I know, for Þunraz's protection tells me so.
33016
« on: October 28, 2014, 03:56:45 PM »
The car boasts numbers that don't really make sense.
0-62 in 2.8 seconds, that's P1 territory. Yet this car is heavier, has 130 less horsepower, and is in no way as aerodynamic.
0-125 in 9.4 seconds. Once again, doesn't make sense.
Maybe it's geared all weird like.
In that power to weight range, the fastest is 224mph.
There is no way
Brah, it's Russian black magic. Ain't gotta explain shit.
but lykan is an arab company
What are Arabs but southern Russians?
33017
« on: October 28, 2014, 03:40:14 PM »
I'm sure some lorefag on some shitty TES fansite has already made a rulebook for one.
33018
« on: October 28, 2014, 02:33:19 PM »
HOLD THE FUCK ON The Lykan HyperSport is powered by a twin turbo flat-six 3.7-litre (3746 cc) engine, producing 552 kW (740 bhp; 751 PS) and 960 N·m (708 lb·ft) of torque.[7] HOLY FRIED PISTON RINGS, BATMAN!
33019
« on: October 28, 2014, 02:26:36 PM »
The car boasts numbers that don't really make sense.
0-62 in 2.8 seconds, that's P1 territory. Yet this car is heavier, has 130 less horsepower, and is in no way as aerodynamic.
0-125 in 9.4 seconds. Once again, doesn't make sense.
Maybe it's geared all weird like.
In that power to weight range, the fastest is 224mph.
There is no way
Brah, it's Russian black magic. Ain't gotta explain shit.
33020
« on: October 28, 2014, 02:18:11 PM »
The car boasts numbers that don't really make sense.
0-62 in 2.8 seconds, that's P1 territory. Yet this car is heavier, has 130 less horsepower, and is in no way as aerodynamic.
0-125 in 9.4 seconds. Once again, doesn't make sense.
Maybe it's geared all weird like.
33021
« on: October 28, 2014, 01:35:43 PM »
\ Though to be honest, I'd probably rather listen to this than Greenday post-Dookie\
>implying American Idiot isn't Greenday's best shit
das get out reported
no you #rekt
33022
« on: October 28, 2014, 01:21:14 PM »
\ Though to be honest, I'd probably rather listen to this than Greenday post-Dookie\
>implying American Idiot isn't Greenday's best shit
33023
« on: October 28, 2014, 12:30:38 PM »
So only parts of the USA use DST?
I think there's two states that don't. Utah is one.
33024
« on: October 28, 2014, 12:03:21 PM »
Craigslist in a nutshell...
33025
« on: October 28, 2014, 12:00:28 PM »
Can you manage my finances?
I could, but I won't.
I can pay you in gum.
33026
« on: October 28, 2014, 11:50:37 AM »
Can you manage my finances?
33027
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:43:45 AM »
I welcome the possibility.
33028
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:06:41 AM »
Bring it on, Jombib Jow Lerd.
33029
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:57:47 AM »
No fat chicks.
No exceptions.
33030
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:33:21 AM »
>not proudly displaying your search history of furry scat porn
Pleb
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