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We Sapphire now?

Hmm <.<

I propose a new arbitrary rule; anyone who says this one particular word, but I won't say what it is, gets permabanned.
Sapphire?

32882
We Sapphire now?

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The Flood / Re: Beer doesn't control me!
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:16:33 PM »
Ha, I get it.

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The Flood / Re: Exotic cars don't do it for me anymore
« on: November 01, 2014, 03:36:57 PM »
How I feel when I see any Chevelle, Chally, Charger, Mustang, or motherfucking 69 Camaro fake SS at car shows...

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The Flood / Re: The best part about Halloween?
« on: October 31, 2014, 05:41:21 PM »
I thought it was all the barely legals and jailbait walkig around in supper slutty outfits...

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The Flood / Re: Would you suck this girls beautiful toes?
« on: October 31, 2014, 04:15:09 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Would you suck this girls beautiful toes?
« on: October 31, 2014, 04:05:43 PM »
the female foot is a disgusting appendage
You're a disgusting appendage.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone wanna see the coolest kid ever?
« on: October 31, 2014, 02:12:48 PM »
Right on, kid. Right fucking on.

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Gaming / Re: Video Game Concept
« on: October 31, 2014, 12:35:58 PM »
That would show the Wehrmacht as human. You're not allowed to do that several Europoor nations.

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The Flood / Re: Snow hype
« on: October 31, 2014, 10:40:58 AM »
Next week... BRING IT ON! FUCK YEAH! brb, sacrificing a goat to Ullr for more snow.

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The Flood / Re: Which Booty is Superior? (White or Black)
« on: October 31, 2014, 07:01:15 AM »

*looks at 30-06 in cabinet*
I'm gonna need a bigger rifle for this game...

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The Flood / Re: Which Booty is Superior? (White or Black)
« on: October 31, 2014, 06:56:40 AM »
Well, I'm practically turned off by nine out of ten black chicks, so...

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The Flood / Re: And thus, I commit account suicide
« on: October 31, 2014, 06:53:50 AM »
Remind me to read this like, tomorrow or something.

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The Flood / Re: Your last words
« on: October 31, 2014, 06:49:26 AM »
I request a Satanic funeral.

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The Flood / Re: Why is everyone so freakin' sad?
« on: October 31, 2014, 05:32:15 AM »
Because you touch yourself at night seems like the only acceptable answer here.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else see something amusingly ironic here?
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:48:44 PM »
It's not a joke guys... it's a way  of life.

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys look at my new nameplate
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:50:57 PM »
ITT: kinder tries to tell me things I already know

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Serious / Re: Consent to murder - Right or Wrong?
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:42:02 PM »
In times of desperation, okay. Gotta do what you gotta do to live, ya know?

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys look at my new nameplate
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:40:03 PM »


Templar
Prussia actually
Does the P just mean Pussy or something? Pussy Russia?
Dude the Prussian Empire was the most badass European empire

DIEU ET MON DROIT
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Romans ain't got shit on Redcoats.
Redcoats got shit on by peasants in NA, got shit on in India, lost Australia, and got shit on in WWII

Spoiler
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Romans got shit on by a few savages from a forest in France and Germany. Lol

Let the word "France" sink in
you see, you're implying that the Gauls are comparable to modern Frenchmen, and weren't just more eastern Celts and Saxons.

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Serious / Re: LGBT members of this community
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:36:05 PM »
It was less "when did I realize I'm bisexual" and more "when did I realize other folk tend to be straight, and most fags only like other fags.
And I'm not quite sure when that struck me, either.

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The Flood / Re: I'm sorry everyone
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:32:54 PM »
I'm quite fond of daddy long leggers, and share my office with as many as can occupy the space l. Bros kill wasps amf don't afrraod of anything.
Daddy Long Legs aren't spiders, and they are actually called Harvestmen.
The Murican ones, not craneflies.
Those aren't spiders, either.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones

Edumacayt yourself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae
murricanate yourself

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The Flood / Re: Post things that your're tired of.
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:30:16 PM »
Being tired...

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The Flood / Re: I'm sorry everyone
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:26:23 PM »
I'm quite fond of daddy long leggers, and share my office with as many as can occupy the space l. Bros kill wasps amf don't afrraod of anything.
Daddy Long Legs aren't spiders, and they are actually called Harvestmen.
The Murican ones, not craneflies.

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Gaming / Re: Assassins Creed Unity goes WWII
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:22:46 PM »
Would you rather forced tail missions and eavsdrop missions?
[/quote]Bleh, I'm still drunk< I can fail qute if I want

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The Flood / Re: Describe members of the forum
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:22:11 PM »
Whore.

Your avatar....LOL

Awesome
I can't tell if you're calling kenji a whore or not.

No no, I'm saying your avatar is really funny lol


Wait, are you a feminist, or are you making fun of them
I'm constantly going on about how I hate women, man.
Retard.
>OhgodheknowsI'mamanipulativecuntface
>Quick, Damage control
>What's the best way to prove him wrong?
>Call him a retard. Genius!
Ha, this is golden.
>Continuing to reply in an attempt to get the last word because at the very core you're petty
You really don't like me do you?
I don't see why I should. You've only ever acted like a cunt.
Brah, Korra's okay for a 3dpd. She likes Sabaton.

That's because Sabaton is the shit.
Aw yeah, Pink guy, I knew you'd be cool.

 :P Ghost Division.
The only problem with Art of War is that the later half of the album just drags on forever... but that was the perfect song to explode into a CD with.

My favorite songs by them are Carolus Rex, Art of War, and obviously Ghost Division. Their new song, To Hell and Back, despite sounding different than their normal tone, is quite catchy as well.
To hell and back was the only thing on Heroes to have that western vibe to it, since it's about Audie Murphy.
Aside from the Ballad of Bull, it was a pretty solid power metal album (and released like, last February ago brah). Hearts of Iron or Smoking Snakes were probably the best tracks from it.

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Gaming / Re: Assassins Creed Unity goes WWII
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:19:50 PM »
Missions will adapt.
For example, if you were to fail a tail mission but get caught, it'll then turn into a chase mission.
Or if there's a chase mission but you lose the target, you'll need to investigate and find him/her.
[/quote]That sounds more annoying than anything else.

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The Flood / Re: Today was fun
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:18:09 PM »
I'm not a fan of Bentleys tbh. Might as well write "Rich British old fuck" on your forehead.

That engine noise though....ugh.

I've always been fond of Bentleys. Rolls Royce is 2x more expensive, and that's the "Rich British old fuck" brand

Nah, Rolls Royce is the "My Rich British old fuck boss pays me to drive him to the golf course" car. LOL  8)    All jokes aside, Aston Martin's have stellar engine sounds.

I hydroplaned the Vanquish (1st car I test drove), THAT was interesting. Odd feel, a bit reminiscent of the 458 (hard to explain) and I don't like how the 458 is.
How'd the V12 sound in person man?

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The Flood / Re: Today was fun
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:17:08 PM »
God dammit, stop making me feel poor.

I don't own it.
But you said you might buy one, implying you can afford to own one.
Misha, this dude's got a P1. A friggin P1. Like, a P1. You know, that P1. The McLaren P1.
It's fucking nice.

Disclaimer: my avatar is not my picture, nor is it my car. That is a P1 GTR on a test track
Yours was the red one int he buetifyl ass shot that was your last avater, right?

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The Flood / Re: Describe members of the forum
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:15:43 PM »
Whore.

Your avatar....LOL

Awesome
I can't tell if you're calling kenji a whore or not.

No no, I'm saying your avatar is really funny lol


Wait, are you a feminist, or are you making fun of them
I'm constantly going on about how I hate women, man.
Retard.
>OhgodheknowsI'mamanipulativecuntface
>Quick, Damage control
>What's the best way to prove him wrong?
>Call him a retard. Genius!
Ha, this is golden.
>Continuing to reply in an attempt to get the last word because at the very core you're petty
You really don't like me do you?
I don't see why I should. You've only ever acted like a cunt.
Brah, Korra's okay for a 3dpd. She likes Sabaton.

That's because Sabaton is the shit.
Aw yeah, Pink guy, I knew you'd be cool.

 :P Ghost Division.
The only problem with Art of War is that the later half of the album just drags on forever... but that was the perfect song to explode into a CD with.

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The Flood / Re: Today was fun
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:13:02 PM »
God dammit, stop making me feel poor.

I don't own it.
But you said you might buy one, implying you can afford to own one.
Misha, this dude's got a P1. A friggin P1. Like, a P1. You know, that P1. The McLaren P1.
It's fucking nice.

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