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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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32821
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:13:48 PM »
What the fuck is with the H4 armor? Do they all look that ridiculous?
32822
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:12:20 PM »
>playing ubers
Fucking casual shitlord.
32823
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:36:59 PM »
I told you, local bars when some dadrock cover band is playing.
32824
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:23:51 PM »
comic sans for life
To Sir Johnson
I regret to inform you that a malignant neoplasm has been detected in the cortex of your brain. It is extremely rare form of cancer, highly aggressive and untreatable. Nothing can be done. You are estimated to live for 1 month.
that's... Actually less depressing that way.
32825
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:19:52 PM »
Mick Mars.
COME AT ME, JIM!
I'm gunna fucking THROW UP
also he looks like my grandmother if my grandmother took heroin instead of coke
Old people tend to be old.
32826
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:09:49 PM »
Mick Mars.
COME AT ME, JIM!
32827
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:03:54 PM »
Challengerx 2016
32828
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:00:22 PM »
1. Don't make eye contact with the peasantry
2. Manners are always appreciated
3. Wear a chainmail hauberk to prevent knife attacks
4. If you ask someone a question that doesn't pertain to the weather or the time, expect to be stabbed.
5. If you find yourself in a Sharia Law zone, keep your head down and run like a mad bugger to save yourself from decapitation. They don't like yanks.
6. Insist that you (the USA) are responsible for singlehandedly winning both world wars at every opportunity*
7. If anyone asks you if you would like a cup of tea, you have to accept. Refusal of tea tends to result in being stabbed.
8. If by chance you can procure a hauberk then prepare to be sued for hurting people's feelings and for causing RSI when they repeatedly try to stab through the mail and are unable to.
9. Common sense doesn't apply to laws here, you will go to jail for 20 years for downloading music and 3 years for killing 6 people.
10. When it's 6bong, Hide.
*This will allow you to look like a typical yank tourist and thus not be subjected to public bongarongs when you inevitably breach etiquette.
Bu chainmail is ballocks fah stabby things, mi lird. 'e should bring full plate.
32829
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:57:19 PM »
Spoiler Hope you aren't saying this song isn't fucking amazing. Probably my favorite off the album.
It's probably my favorite Tool song.
32830
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:50:51 PM »
Probably Tool or A Perfect Circle
How the hell is Tool any of those things, you fucking faggot?
I fucking love Tool, but you have to admit, most of the fanbase is fedora as fuck.
Fanbase =/= Tool
Burn in hell faggot.
You don't understand the point of this thread.
MUSIC cannot really be "fedora". Tool's lyrics are pretty edgy though, which is kind of fedora. But their fanbase is fedora af. Like it's the most fedora fanbase in the world.
I picked the decemberists because despite being a good band, they give off a vibe of born in le wrong generation steampunk vibe.
Tool has good lyrics. I don't know what the hell you're talking about, your post is autistic as fuck.
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" post, just outside of Area 51.
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!
>missing the point
>autism in a bottle
Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa, did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."
32831
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:36:10 PM »
Probably Tool or A Perfect Circle
How the hell is Tool any of those things, you fucking faggot?
I fucking love Tool, but you have to admit, most of the fanbase is fedora as fuck.
Fanbase =/= Tool
Burn in hell faggot.
You don't understand the point of this thread.
MUSIC cannot really be "fedora". Tool's lyrics are pretty edgy though, which is kind of fedora. But their fanbase is fedora af. Like it's the most fedora fanbase in the world.
I picked the decemberists because despite being a good band, they give off a vibe of born in le wrong generation steampunk vibe.
Tool has good lyrics. I don't know what the hell you're talking about, your post is autistic as fuck.
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" post, just outside of Area 51. Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping... Holy fucking shit!
32832
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:09:41 PM »
Yeah, sure, everyone has a gun in Switzerland, but your issued ammo is tracked and audited and you can only get more at ranges for use at that rage.
it's like giving everyone dull knifes and then regulating honing stones.
32833
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:06:12 PM »
You'd think the motherbongers would learn to speak their own damn language right...
32834
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:48:00 AM »
It's your fault for having such an attention grabbing hair color.
But that doesn't give them any right to say those things to me!
If you didn't want the attention you wouldn't have bleached it like that.
This victim blaming is both disgusting and triggering.
Come here Casper, I'll comfort you from all the bad things people have been saying.
Stop enabling his victim complex.
32835
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:45:07 AM »
It's your fault for having such an attention grabbing hair color.
But that doesn't give them any right to say those things to me!
If you didn't want the attention you wouldn't have bleached it like that.
I bleached it for a completely different reason...
Bullshit. You wanted it.
32836
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:43:53 AM »
Press A repeatedly
gg you just activated the rape feature
you ch33ky cunt
ribbed or non-ribbed condoms?
condoms? What is this, baby's first abuse of power?
32837
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:42:03 AM »
It's your fault for having such an attention grabbing hair color.
But that doesn't give them any right to say those things to me!
If you didn't want the attention you wouldn't have bleached it like that.
32838
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:32:41 AM »
It's your fault for having such an attention grabbing hair color.
32839
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:22:11 AM »
Easily Sandtrap
Hmm... A Canadian quasi-Buddhist lumberjack who writes erotica is hard to top.
I have not read his erotica yet.
I forgot to read it as well... Between it being SciFi and a Halo fix, my initial interest is low.
32840
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:21:14 AM »
Moonshine with Jeff Davis.
32841
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:16:52 AM »
The sun being up at 6 definitely makes it easier for me to get up...but now my stomach's clock is ass fucked up.
32842
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:15:00 AM »
Easily Sandtrap
Hmm... A Canadian quasi-Buddhist lumberjack who writes erotica is hard to top.
32843
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:12:32 AM »
Chill your beans
No you calm down
I'm on my way home
I'm Fucking happy
>Happy
>Tru
Nigga you high
I can be happy too you know?
into the foot folder!
32844
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:06:36 AM »
The day you give me more sweet tea than ice is the day I respect the rules of your shitty burger joint.
32845
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:03:28 AM »
Probably Tool or A Perfect Circle
How the hell is Tool any of those things, you fucking faggot?
I fucking love Tool, but you have to admit, most of the fanbase is fedora as fuck.
"le Fibonacci sequence so deep" - average tool fan
32846
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:11:57 AM »
Adele has a good voice though
That doesn't translate over to good head
>Implying you've ever got head off someone
I've had lots of opportunities does that count?
No. Why aren't you taking the opportunities?
P.S fat girls actually give the best head. Their love for food makes them great at blow jobs
Because I'm a total beta. Plus I don't want to lose my virginity to someone I don't love.
That's pretty gay tbh well still get your dick sucked. Then when she's done tell her to fuck off. That way you won't bust in 2 seconds when you first have sex
Wait, does it even matter if you cum in the first thirty seconds if you're getting a blow job? It's not like the girl is getting any pleasure so why would they care?
it would be disappointing to them if they were one of the ones who enjoy it. Also, that'd tank your reputation pretty good if she tells all her gal friends.
32847
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:08:45 AM »
Can be fun. Just be around the right crowd.
32848
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:19:43 AM »
People actually stay in compliance with 922r?
32849
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:29:34 AM »
Like, literal fedora or le ebin fedora maymay fedora?
32850
« on: November 02, 2014, 10:29:24 PM »
bumblebees prove the existence of god
Is that actually a real thing, that we don't understand how bumblebees can fly?
No. People who claim that the wings lack surface area, or they don't beat fast enough, or whatever else usually forget to account for the articulation of the wings in their math.
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