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The Flood / Re: Post in this thread and I'll tell you if you're smart
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:48:45 PM »
lol
No because you like Motley Crue.

If it wasn't for that, yes
Oi m8, you think my taste in dadrock is shit?

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The Flood / Re: Post in this thread and I'll tell you if you're smart
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:47:35 PM »
lol

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The Flood / Re: Everything I do on this site is for my
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:46:40 PM »
Annabel was, like the writer, of mixed percentage; half-English, half-Dutch, in her case. I remember her features far less distinctly today than I did a few years ago, before I knew Lolita. There are two kinds of visual memory: one when you skillfully recreate an image in the laboratory of your mind, with your eyes wide open (and then I see Annabel in such general terms as: 'honey-colored skin,' 'thin arms,' 'brown bobbed hair,' 'long lashes,' 'big bright mouth'); and the other where you instantly evoke, with shut eyes, on the dark innerside of your eyelids, a little ghost in natural colors (and this is how I see Lolita).

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The Flood / Re: Longest session of sex you've ever had?
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:39:53 PM »
I usually go until I'm done, after that I don't really care.

That's kind of a dick move

I try and make her come atleast 3 times.
You're crazy.

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The Flood / Re: Longest session of sex you've ever had?
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:35:47 PM »
About a hour and an half in a very uncomfortable position trying to suck myself off.
Good lord man...
Spoiler
I gave up on that after five minutes

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The Flood / Re: Picked up a chick at mcdonalds
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:32:37 PM »
>tfw you will never be OP

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The Flood / Re: Longest session of sex you've ever had?
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:31:00 PM »
I got head for like, an hour once.

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The Flood / Re: I keep picturing all these little kids...
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:21:16 PM »
I felt proud of myself. I had stolen the honey of a spasm without impairing the morals of a minor. Absolutely no harm done. The conjurer had poured milk molasses, foaming champagne into a young lady's new white purse, and lo, the purse was intact. Thus I had delicately constructed my ignoble, ardent, sinful dream; and still Lolita was safe - and I was safe. What I had madly possessed was not she, but my own creation, another, fanciful Lolita - perhaps, more real than Lolita; overlapping, encasing her; floating between me and her, and having no will, no consciousness - indeed, no life of her own.

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The Flood / Re: People who don't like kids should be shot
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:13:00 PM »
Shoot me, almighty shooter!

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The Flood / Re: List four Bands
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:10:13 PM »
>that I'll give you. Nobody should ever listen to grindcore.
stfu das I'll put soap down your dickhole
I should keep talking then. Aeroplane Over the Sea is on par with Raditude.

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The Flood / Re: I had ONE JOB.
« on: November 04, 2014, 02:59:37 PM »
DAS B00T don't give a fuck

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The Flood / Re: List four Bands
« on: November 04, 2014, 02:57:56 PM »
Breaking Benjamin
Iron Maiden
3 Days Grace
Napalm Death
>okay
>should be top slot
>everyone who's ever turned on a radio in 2004
>that I'll give you. Nobody should ever listen to grindcore.

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Yet again my faith in humanity is lost after the article about ISIS selling slaves and how much they cost.

Then i have to remind myself there is still people out there that can restore my faith.
Oh, how much?

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The Flood / Re: Every Day Until You Like It
« on: November 04, 2014, 02:52:32 PM »

Thanks, I haven't fapped in a while.

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The Flood / Re: Every Day Until You Like It
« on: November 04, 2014, 02:50:14 PM »
Is it bad that I look forward to this?

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The Flood / Re: Why haven't you had kids yet?
« on: November 04, 2014, 02:49:21 PM »

People who never want kids are immature, selfish retards.
It's more selfish to have kids.
>Selfish to continue the human race.
Wut
When I say "I don't want kids" the most frequent response besides that I will when I'm old is something along the lines of "Don't you want someone to carry your name?"

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The Flood / Re: List four Bands
« on: November 04, 2014, 02:47:49 PM »
Metallica
Megadeth
Anthrax
Overkill
I've heard of them all  :o
I think it was a joke.
No, it wasn't. Those bands exists or existed in the past.
Obviously, considering that three of them are part of the Big Four of thrash metal...

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The Flood / Re: List four Bands
« on: November 04, 2014, 02:44:54 PM »
Metallica
Megadeth
Anthrax
Overkill
I've heard of them all  :o
I think it was a joke.

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The Flood / Re: Did you vore today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 02:27:05 PM »
People tend to frown upon my attempts at eating them.

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The Flood / Re: What would you rate this woman?
« on: November 04, 2014, 01:55:59 PM »
terrbileLARPoutfit/10
shittyhair/10
wouldstabwithagladiusbutnotmygladius/10

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The Flood / Re: KnK Movie Night 6: Kara no Kyoukai: Oblivion Recorder
« on: November 04, 2014, 01:54:21 PM »
I actually enjoyed it...

I'll probably join in then. I've just started Ef and will probably need violence to cleanse the feels that I'm sure will be coming.

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The Flood / Re: List four Bands
« on: November 04, 2014, 01:36:39 PM »
The Beatles
The Who
Steppenwolf
The Band
Your first three should all be in the first slot, really.

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The Flood / Re: List four Bands
« on: November 04, 2014, 01:29:54 PM »
Gonna try and play this off of my music library.

Jefferson Airplane (or so I would hope)
Sabaton
The Fall of Troy
Horrible Crowes

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Serious / Re: Americans, did you vote today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 01:16:02 PM »
I think I'm gonna be sick.
You should be happy she has an active sex life.
She's probably more jealous than anything...

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys
« on: November 04, 2014, 01:12:08 PM »

#modabuse #LCsupportsISIS #cut4boot

I have no idea what you're talking about.
#literallyhitler

Now you're just throwing baseless accusations around and hoping they stick.
#socialjusticeisequaljustice #waronislam #yesallwomen

I don't even know...
#hashtag

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys
« on: November 04, 2014, 01:08:45 PM »

#modabuse #LCsupportsISIS #cut4boot

I have no idea what you're talking about.
#literallyhitler

Now you're just throwing baseless accusations around and hoping they stick.
#socialjusticeisequaljustice #waronislam #yesallwomen

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys
« on: November 04, 2014, 01:06:31 PM »

#modabuse #LCsupportsISIS #cut4boot

I have no idea what you're talking about.
#literallyhitler

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys
« on: November 04, 2014, 01:01:12 PM »

#modabuse #LCsupportsISIS #cut4boot

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The Flood / Re: Pick two people to have sex with
« on: November 04, 2014, 12:54:36 PM »
How about..
Nexus, and then Kiyo to get the age requirement up.
*airhorns*

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