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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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32731
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:25:44 PM »
4 hours with another guy. God damn it was the most intense thing I have ever experienced in my entire life.
Details?
Well, it's the first and only time I have had sex yet. I pretty much railed him in the ass for an entire hour, and then we took turns sucking each others cocks and kissing for the rest. At the end we were dripping, hot messes and we took a shower together after.
Was a really cute guy, very feminine/emoish. It's the only kind of guy I like.
That detailed enough for you?
Sufficient.
32732
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:24:12 PM »
Get the fuck out.
32733
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:22:57 PM »
Why don't we just take all the pedophiles...and push them somewhere else?
Like... Sweden?
Finland*
I don't want to go to Finland though... everyone sounds funny there.
32734
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:21:12 PM »
4 hours with another guy. God damn it was the most intense thing I have ever experienced in my entire life.
Details?
32735
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:20:26 PM »
That is the finest looking Porsche ever made. They really outdid themselves with the 918.
Nah I prefer the Porsche Cayman tbh.
Panamera>Cayman
32736
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:19:22 PM »
It throws me off when people change their avatars.
That reminds me, I used to change coups weekly. My shit here has been relatively stable.
32737
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:12:31 PM »
 It looks even better with Richard Hammond in it.
32738
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:00:00 PM »
I usually go until I'm done, after that I don't really care.
That's kind of a dick move
I try and make her come atleast 3 times.
You're crazy.
I'm just good at having sex
You probably cheat and have a bullet taped to your finger or something.
Nope, I was just blessed with a great penis lmfao.
I have some black in me
Ew.
32739
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:59:27 PM »
Why don't we just take all the pedophiles...and push them somewhere else?
Like... Sweden?
B-but I'm of mostly Swedish descent. :c
Then you should know of the national sport, yes? It's time to hit dat shit harder than Adolphus hit the Saxons.
32740
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:54:13 PM »
Why don't we just take all the pedophiles...and push them somewhere else?
Like... Sweden?
32741
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:47:25 PM »
I usually go until I'm done, after that I don't really care.
That's kind of a dick move
I try and make her come atleast 3 times.
You're crazy.
I'm just good at having sex
You probably cheat and have a bullet taped to your finger or something.
32742
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:36:37 PM »
I don't know if it'll help, but I'm willing to give it a shot.
32743
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:31:30 PM »
It's time to begin.
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32744
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:19:01 PM »
the vector may be functional but it looks like it was designed by a schizophrenic
It gets the job done
but see now the thread isn't "post practical guns"
it's "post beautiful guns"
But it is beautiful because it looks futuristic and fits in your hands like a glove
I'd have to hold one, but I'm rather unsure on if I'd like the right hand placement in relation to my shoulder.
32745
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:07:16 PM »
the big medicine has arrived
See guys, now Joc has taste.
32746
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:06:05 PM »
>skeletal as fuck >unattractive magazine >buttplug foregrip The only way it could be worse is if it was bullpup.
32747
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:02:43 PM »
oh wait here it is
I'd have done a legit bayonet charge first.
32748
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:02:02 PM »
ART THOU FEELING IT NOW DAS
reported for deliberately triggering me
32749
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:56:57 PM »
Brah, I used to climb trees for fun.
32750
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:43:16 PM »
I've already cursed that man to death and eternal hellfire time and time again.
that's not very loving and tolerating of you fellow brony :^)
... Next time we do rifle qual, I'm bringing my own damn zeroing target with a pony head on it.
32751
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:41:43 PM »
32752
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:38:44 PM »
I've already cursed that man to death and eternal hellfire time and time again.
32753
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:30:27 PM »
[:^)'s intensify]
It's just a stupid memerifle that he did it to. I'd slap someone if they did that to anything of historical significance though.
32754
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:26:17 PM »
GOD DAMN IT DOOR, YOU DON'T SAY THAT!
32755
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:24:25 PM »
I get the feeling that I should watch that show the night before a day off with a wine bottle or two handy.
Watch Chaika, Good.
Eyebrows. Sacred. Must not watch. Inebriated.
Full attention! Chaika!
Truth, This. Watch sober.
I don't know if I can handle the moe like that...
It took lots of alcohol to make Upotte high class material.
<_<
Mweeeee
what?
MWEE!?
que?
32756
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:23:28 PM »
32757
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:19:28 PM »
I get the feeling that I should watch that show the night before a day off with a wine bottle or two handy.
Watch Chaika, Good.
Eyebrows. Sacred. Must not watch. Inebriated.
Full attention! Chaika!
Truth, This. Watch sober.
I don't know if I can handle the moe like that...
It took lots of alcohol to make Upotte high class material.
<_<
Mweeeee
what?
32758
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:13:50 PM »
Gary Johnson 2016!
32759
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:12:56 PM »
I get the feeling that I should watch that show the night before a day off with a wine bottle or two handy.
Watch Chaika, Good.
Eyebrows. Sacred. Must not watch. Inebriated.
Full attention! Chaika!
Truth, This. Watch sober.
I don't know if I can handle the moe like that... It took lots of alcohol to make Upotte high class material.
32760
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:09:26 PM »
I get the feeling that I should watch that show the night before a day off with a wine bottle or two handy.
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