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The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:24:12 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Solution to pedophilia
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:22:57 PM »
Why don't we just take all the pedophiles...and push them somewhere else?
Like... Sweden?
Finland*
I don't want to go to Finland though... everyone sounds funny there.

32733
The Flood / Re: Longest session of sex you've ever had?
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:21:12 PM »
4 hours with another guy. God damn it was the most intense thing I have ever experienced in my entire life.
Details?

32734
The Flood / Re: Porsche 918 Spyder (Weissach Package)
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:20:26 PM »
That is the finest looking Porsche ever made. They really outdid themselves with the 918.
Nah I prefer the Porsche Cayman tbh.
Panamera>Cayman

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone ever?...
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:19:22 PM »
It throws me off when people change their avatars.
That reminds me, I used to change coups weekly. My shit here has been relatively stable.

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The Flood / Re: Porsche 918 Spyder (Weissach Package)
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:12:31 PM »

It looks even better with Richard Hammond in it.

32737
The Flood / Re: Longest session of sex you've ever had?
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:00:00 PM »
I usually go until I'm done, after that I don't really care.

That's kind of a dick move

I try and make her come atleast 3 times.
You're crazy.

I'm just good at having sex
You probably cheat and have a bullet taped to your finger or something.

Nope, I was just blessed with a great penis lmfao.

I have some black in me
Ew.

32738
The Flood / Re: Solution to pedophilia
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:59:27 PM »
Why don't we just take all the pedophiles...and push them somewhere else?
Like... Sweden?

B-but I'm of mostly Swedish descent. :c
Then you should know of the national sport, yes?
Spoiler
It's time to hit dat shit harder than Adolphus hit the Saxons.

32739
The Flood / Re: Solution to pedophilia
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:54:13 PM »
Why don't we just take all the pedophiles...and push them somewhere else?
Like... Sweden?

32740
The Flood / Re: Longest session of sex you've ever had?
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:47:25 PM »
I usually go until I'm done, after that I don't really care.

That's kind of a dick move

I try and make her come atleast 3 times.
You're crazy.

I'm just good at having sex
You probably cheat and have a bullet taped to your finger or something.

32741
The Flood / Re: Solution to pedophilia
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:36:37 PM »
I don't know if it'll help, but I'm willing to give it a shot.

32742
The Flood / Re: KnK Movie Night 6: Kara no Kyoukai: Oblivion Recorder
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:31:30 PM »
It's time to begin.
Alex hasn't created any events. Follow Alex to be notified when they create a new event.

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The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:19:01 PM »

the vector may be functional but it looks like it was designed by a schizophrenic
It gets the job done
but see now the thread isn't "post practical guns"

it's "post beautiful guns"
But it is beautiful because it looks futuristic and fits in your hands like a glove
I'd have to hold one, but I'm rather unsure on if I'd like the right hand placement in relation to my shoulder.

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The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:07:16 PM »
the big medicine has arrived


See guys, now Joc has taste.

32745
The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:06:05 PM »

>skeletal as fuck
>unattractive magazine
>buttplug foregrip

The only way it could be worse is if it was bullpup.

32746
The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:02:43 PM »

oh wait here it is
I'd have done a legit bayonet charge first.

32747
The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:02:02 PM »

ART THOU FEELING IT NOW DAS
reported for deliberately triggering me

32748
The Flood / Re: To everyone I like here
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:56:57 PM »
Brah, I used to climb trees for fun.

32749
The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:43:16 PM »

I've already cursed that man to death and eternal hellfire time and time again.
that's not very loving and tolerating of you fellow brony :^)
...

Next time we do rifle qual, I'm bringing my own damn zeroing target with a pony head on it.

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The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:41:43 PM »

32751
The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:38:44 PM »
Spoiler
I've already cursed that man to death and eternal hellfire time and time again.

32752
The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:30:27 PM »

[:^)'s intensify]
It's just a stupid memerifle that he did it to.

I'd slap someone if they did that to anything of historical significance though.

32753
The Flood / Re: Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:26:17 PM »
GOD DAMN IT DOOR, YOU DON'T SAY THAT!

32754
The Flood / Re: Every Day Until You Like It
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:24:25 PM »
I get the feeling that I should watch that show the night before a day off with a wine bottle or two handy.

Watch Chaika, Good.

Quote
Eyebrows. Sacred. Must not watch. Inebriated.
Full attention! Chaika!

Truth, This. Watch sober.
I don't know if I can handle the moe like that...
It took lots of alcohol to make Upotte high class material.

<_<

Mweeeee
what?
MWEE!?

YouTube

que?

32755
The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:23:28 PM »




I'm a size queen, sue me.

32756
The Flood / Re: Every Day Until You Like It
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:19:28 PM »
I get the feeling that I should watch that show the night before a day off with a wine bottle or two handy.

Watch Chaika, Good.

Quote
Eyebrows. Sacred. Must not watch. Inebriated.
Full attention! Chaika!

Truth, This. Watch sober.
I don't know if I can handle the moe like that...
It took lots of alcohol to make Upotte high class material.

<_<

Mweeeee
what?

32757
Serious / Re: If you were American, and HAD to vote. . .
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:13:50 PM »
Gary Johnson 2016!

32758
The Flood / Re: Every Day Until You Like It
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:12:56 PM »
I get the feeling that I should watch that show the night before a day off with a wine bottle or two handy.

Watch Chaika, Good.

Quote
Eyebrows. Sacred. Must not watch. Inebriated.
Full attention! Chaika!

Truth, This. Watch sober.
I don't know if I can handle the moe like that...
It took lots of alcohol to make Upotte high class material.

32759
The Flood / Re: Every Day Until You Like It
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:09:26 PM »
I get the feeling that I should watch that show the night before a day off with a wine bottle or two handy.

32760
Serious / Re: Americans, did you vote today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:49:57 PM »
No disrespect, but the majority of you guys are fucking retarded when it comes to politics.
I'm inclined to agree.

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