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The Flood / Re: Did you vore today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:59:36 PM »
Guess who's going to be single by the end of tonight :I

Spoiler
Kinder.
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Did you vore today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:57:38 PM »

I HOPE YOU DROP THE SOAP YOU SICK BASTARD

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The Flood / Re: Did you vore today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:56:48 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Did you vore today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:54:12 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I just disproved the universe
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:52:25 PM »
But time isn't a line but rather a four dimensional hypersphere.
Wrong, time is a cube, a timecube.
http://www.timecube.com/
Like fucking hell it is. Knock off that Jewish physics.

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The Flood / Re: Did you vore today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:51:29 PM »
G...guardian?

PONIES BURN IN HELL

ENDING OF TRUE GRIT (2010) BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

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The Flood / Re: I just disproved the universe
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:49:54 PM »
But time isn't a line but rather a four dimensional hypersphere.

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The Flood / Re: wolverine is kill
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:47:22 PM »
Didn't he die from a virus or some shit?
adamantium shower
>implying I know what the nigger that is
>not knowing anything aboot marvel's cashcow
>implying I follow comic books-chan

But really, I heard somewhere that some character got an alien virus and can't be cured.
Well yeah, Wolvie got infected by something that turned his healing factor off. After killing a scientist that hired mercs to kill people like wolvie (mutants and people with adamantium in their bodies) he was bathed, literally, in liquid adamantium which solidified and turned him into a statue...he died from lack of air.

Poor wolvie. I really liked him too.
He'll be back in the next series/reboot.
Looks quite dead to me. A pretty sad end too.


Didn't superman already die twice though?
Once.
The defense rests!

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FOR THE SPACE BORSCHT!

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The Flood / Re: wolverine is kill
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:44:19 PM »
Didn't he die from a virus or some shit?
adamantium shower
>implying I know what the nigger that is
>not knowing anything aboot marvel's cashcow
>implying I follow comic books-chan

But really, I heard somewhere that some character got an alien virus and can't be cured.
Well yeah, Wolvie got infected by something that turned his healing factor off. After killing a scientist that hired mercs to kill people like wolvie (mutants and people with adamantium in their bodies) he was bathed, literally, in liquid adamantium which solidified and turned him into a statue...he died from lack of air.

Poor wolvie. I really liked him too.
He'll be back in the next series/reboot.
Looks quite dead to me. A pretty sad end too.


Didn't superman already die twice though?

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The Flood / Re: wolverine is kill
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:40:36 PM »
Didn't he die from a virus or some shit?
adamantium shower
>implying I know what the nigger that is
>not knowing anything aboot marvel's cashcow
>implying I follow comic books-chan

But really, I heard somewhere that some character got an alien virus and can't be cured.
Well yeah, Wolvie got infected by something that turned his healing factor off. After killing a scientist that hired mercs to kill people like wolvie (mutants and people with adamantium in their bodies) he was bathed, literally, in liquid adamantium which solidified and turned him into a statue...he died from lack of air.

Poor wolvie. I really liked him too.
He'll be back in the next series/reboot.

32712
The Flood / Re: Guess whose birthday it is!
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:35:45 PM »
You dun fucked up, m8e.

32713
FUCKING 2CHAN MOTHERFUCKERS

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(´・ω・`)
DON'T GIVE ME THOSE FUCKING EYES

>゜)))彡 (Q )) ><ヨヨ (゜))<< >゜))))彡 <゜)))彡 >゜))彡 <+ ))><< <*)) >=<^_^ (゜o゜) (^_^)/ (^O^)/ (^o^)/ (^^)/ (≧∇≦)/ (/◕ヮ◕)/ (^o^)丿 ∩( ・ω・)∩ ( ・ω・) ^ω^('_') (/_;) (T_T) (;_;) (;_; (;_:) (;O;) (:_;) (ToT) (T▽T) ;_; ;-; ;n; ;; Q.Q T.T QQ Q_Q(●^o^●) (^v^) (^u^) (^◇^) ( ^)o(^ ) (^O^) (^o^) (^○^) )^o^( (*^▽^*) (✿◠‿◠)キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!! | ̄ ̄|
_☆☆☆_
( ´_⊃`)_γ⌒ヽ_
lXXXXXXXXl
 ( ´m`)
IMPERIUM BURN IN HELL
CHAOS BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

32714
FUCKING 2CHAN MOTHERFUCKERS

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(´・ω・`)
DON'T GIVE ME THOSE FUCKING EYES

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FUCKING 2CHAN MOTHERFUCKERS

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The Flood / Re: I may have missed an important day of school
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:27:17 PM »
Why miss school? Because racecar.

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The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:14:54 PM »
To make Das ask why. . . <.<


You know what? I'd actually give the props for doing something straight out of fucking Borderlands.

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The Flood / Re: Flood, I really fucked up this time.
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:11:48 PM »
Just pull a Frein, only this time actually sneak off to Serbia.

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The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:07:23 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:01:27 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Goodnight
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:00:01 PM »
You need a new trick...

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Serious / Re: If you were American, and HAD to vote. . .
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:57:32 PM »
YouTube


BNP
I hate Muslim immigrants
wat
Americans don't know how it is in Europe and the UK with the Muslims. They're seriously shitty immigrants. They come and live off welfare and government checks for the kids they have. It's common for them to have 5 children just to live off the money the government gives them. And then they turn entire streets into something out of their shithole countries. They want to live like they do in Shitholeistan but with the benefits of a first world democratic country. They sit around all day drinking tea and not doing jack shit, and give a woman who dresses normally (normally for civilized folks) ugly looks or even harass them. These Muslims tell me I shouldn't have a dog because it's "unclean". The fucking audacity of these monkeys who come from some of the dirtiest countries in the world to talk about dogs being "unclean". What's unclean is how your butcher shops don't use gloves and use the same knife to cut chicken and meat on the same wooden board that isn't ever cleaned. Or maybe how their kids pee in the fucking streets. How's that for "unclean", you fucking dune coons.

Fuck them.
Whoa... and I thought the Ricans were bad enough here...

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The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:53:01 PM »

Thread needs more flintlocks.

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The Flood / Re: Most recent album downloaded?
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:46:31 PM »

Couldn't import on release for some reason... or maybe I just accidentally clicked the digital version.

I still buy CD's.

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The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:44:00 PM »

And the L85A2 >.>
Fat and... well, was the A1's unreliability fixed?

Ye, hence the A2 <_<
Well it's still fat and ugly then.

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The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:43:37 PM »

>skeletal as fuck
>unattractive magazine
>buttplug foregrip

The only way it could be worse is if it was bullpup.

Why does everyone hate bull pup style guns

I don't, Dat AUG is smexy.
And the L85A2 >.>

I dislike the AUG, no idea why
L85 on the other hand

Adorable as a baby

Beautiful all grown up.
Ugh, no soul to it.

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The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:42:42 PM »

And the L85A2 >.>
Fat and... well, was the A1's unreliability fixed?

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The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:40:10 PM »
AKs = Ugly as fuck



This is what a real gun looks like.
AKs only look shit if they're decked out in black furniture. They're beautiful with a wood set-up

The receiver is so ungraceful though.

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The Flood / Re: Longest session of sex you've ever had?
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:25:44 PM »
4 hours with another guy. God damn it was the most intense thing I have ever experienced in my entire life.
Details?

Well, it's the first and only time I have had sex yet. I pretty much railed him in the ass for an entire hour, and then we took turns sucking each others cocks and kissing for the rest. At the end we were dripping, hot messes and we took a shower together after.

Was a really cute guy, very feminine/emoish. It's the only kind of guy I like.

That detailed enough for you?
Sufficient.

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