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The Flood / Re: I think I may have accidentally met Deci today
« on: May 08, 2017, 11:21:25 PM »
You're good man. I legit don't know who you are, but I have to give you credit. Because for years now I have not been able to countertroll you. I mean I'm able to countertroll and burn a coworker in real life that talks a lot of shit on people, but he stopped with me because he knew I'd fuck with him back, and I burned him pretty well several times, so he doesn't talk shit to me anymore.

But yeah, you're tough to countertroll. Like... I don't even know where to start. So, good job. Congratulations. No really. I can't top this.
It's been 2 years and you still don't know who I am. How fucking sad hahaha

Oh wait, I'm Cheat. That's right. You always say I'm Cheat.

No you're not Cheat either. LC confirmed that. I asked LC if maybe he could talk to Cheat into getting the Foman account and he told me its not you so... Yep.

Cool I don't have the time nor the energy to ask people who you are, and I don't really care to either. I've been a productive member of society lately. I help make aircraft parts for an aerospace company.
It's me. Both Karjala and Foman are my alts.
Then the Foman alt got out of hand and developed its own consciousness in my psyche and he went and made Jeb, so in essence I'm all three but I'm not really in control of Foman anymore and by extention Jeb isn't me too then, it's Foman's alt.

Just think of it all as early stage tulpa induced psychosis.

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The Flood / Re: Getting fucked by my landlord
« on: May 08, 2017, 09:33:09 PM »
No spots for on base housing yet?

I haven't even checked because of the waiting list. Even then, it takes all my BAH and it's still a fucking pain to move everything myself, then PCS a month later, when they could just extend the lease a couple months.

Not even joking, the landlord is military and they're cancelling their service with the property management company so his jobless wife can manage the property as a hobby.
wow
what a cunt

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The Flood / Re: Getting fucked by my landlord
« on: May 08, 2017, 09:00:02 PM »
No spots for on base housing yet?

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The Flood / Re: Guys having teddy Bears
« on: May 08, 2017, 08:23:24 PM »
even one they got themselves is silly and you'd be calling 1/3 of all adult business travelers creeps.
wat

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/02/21/35-percent-of-British-adults-sleep-with-bear/UPI-49791329806031/

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The hotel chain Travelodge surveyed 6,000 Britons to learn more about Britain's fascination with the teddy bear after its staff tried to reunite more than 75,000 forgotten bears left behind in its 452 hotels in England -- and found many were not owned by children.

Furthermore:

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One-in-10 single men surveyed in England admitted they hide their teddy bear when their girlfriend stayed over, while 14 percent of married men reported they hide their teddy bear when any family and friends came to visit.

This one in particular implies that they got the bear themselves as there would be no reason to hide one from family and friends if they gifted it to them.

There is literally nothing wrong with owning a plush toy.
hahahaha British fucking fairies no wonder a bunch of farmers kicked their ass in the 18th century and had to save them twice in the 20th. fuckin lol nation of manchildren faggots

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The Flood / Re: Guys having teddy Bears
« on: May 08, 2017, 07:53:51 PM »
even one they got themselves is silly and you'd be calling 1/3 of all adult business travelers creeps.
wat

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Here's an idea, don't bring in people from third world countries and just remove the ones that are currently there and watch as terrorism magically disappears.
That completely overlooks the number of homegrown terrorists, people of which have been living in Europe for over a decade some born and bred here.
Parents came from third world, throw them out too
lol BACK ON THE BOAT PADDY

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The Flood / Re: Worked my first eight hour work day
« on: May 08, 2017, 01:49:23 PM »
Do you live in the US? Full Time in the US can go as low as 32 hours. I've worked a wide range of weekly hours from three days with 36 hours to six days with 55 hours with a lot of variety in between and I fucking love capitalism.

I will admit though, I Nat 40 is fucking awful. 30 a week with five six hour days is much more preferable to me.

It sucked. Older people always says kids will like capitalism once they get their first real job. I don't buy it, especially when there are countries with only 35 hour work weeks that are considered full time. Fuck this country's obsession with working yourself to death.
>30=health insurance, so I consider that full time.

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The Flood / Re: Guys having teddy Bears
« on: May 08, 2017, 11:13:21 AM »
Masculinity meme.

What's worse, having a teddy bear and being "unmasculine" or having a sex-doll and being a loser?

why not both?

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There is one meme more insufferable than the bee movie script.

Guess what that is, ni🅱🅱a, go ahead.

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The Flood / Re: Who's that Pokemon???
« on: May 08, 2017, 10:47:46 AM »
It's Shlomo Shekelstein!

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The Flood / Re: Vale
« on: May 08, 2017, 10:27:39 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Vale
« on: May 08, 2017, 10:08:45 AM »

You have to go back

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The Flood / Re: When you wake up one day
« on: May 08, 2017, 12:58:35 AM »
tfw 16 aoc state

I can fuck 10th graders
feels good man

Find one that would say yes.
Vien my man, I'm telling you, schoolgirls are getting dumber and sluttier as we age.

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It will be interesting who they will vote for in 2022 when their country is a wasteland.
Barrack Obama
Damn, he'd be leader of two countries he wasn't born in then.

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The Flood / Re: Empty™ Edition Part 2: Spiraling (further)
« on: May 08, 2017, 12:47:55 AM »
Danny Devito, some guy who looks like brad pitt but isn't, and Monty Python's King Arthur get in to a barfight. Who wins?
Danny Devito. How is this a question?
Because King Arthur has a coconut.

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The Flood / Re: Empty™ Edition Part 2: Spiraling (further)
« on: May 08, 2017, 12:43:52 AM »
Danny Devito, some guy who looks like brad pitt but isn't, and Monty Python's King Arthur get in to a barfight. Who wins?

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The Flood / Re: I won an award at work! AMA
« on: May 08, 2017, 12:07:09 AM »
How'd you do that?

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How is terrorism an undeniable reality of our daily lives?
Do you watch the six o'clock news at all?

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The Flood / Re: What styles do you hope make a return next
« on: May 07, 2017, 10:25:40 PM »
Victorian era sabre dueling really needs to make a comeback
BRI'ISH
MILITRY
SAYBUH


C O N T E X T

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Serious / Re: FCC to Investigate Colbert over "Cock Holster" Joke
« on: May 07, 2017, 09:59:02 PM »
(in the form of anti fascists)
*anarcho-communists

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The Flood / Re: Buto ari to
« on: May 07, 2017, 09:45:23 PM »
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La Pen was never the answer, you fake nationalist cucks.

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The Flood / Re: Samurai Jack season 5
« on: May 07, 2017, 04:39:30 PM »
Ashi is either white
she's asiatic as fuck dude
so honorary.

Dude, learn your nazism before you try to use it against me.

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The Flood / Re: Samurai Jack season 5
« on: May 07, 2017, 04:28:02 PM »
he was physically alone, just how he always should've been
mad cuz you can't self insert anymore
yeah but if anything you should be the most upset by this

vaginal jew, etc.
But Jack is honorary, and as far as we know, Ashi is either white or an honorary herself.

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The Flood / Re: Samurai Jack season 5
« on: May 07, 2017, 04:21:16 PM »
he was physically alone, just how he always should've been
mad cuz you can't self insert anymore

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The Flood / Re: Samurai Jack season 5
« on: May 07, 2017, 04:18:11 PM »
For once in his fucking life, Class is defending the correct opinion.

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Remember, terrorism is a fact of life now :^)
It kind of is, and will be forever more until we destroy the nation of Israel and the Zionists.

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The Flood / Re: Samurai Jack season 5
« on: May 07, 2017, 03:18:45 PM »
Okay dudes
seriously
that ridiculous kiss scene with that ridiculous music playing
It was fucking hilarious
it was so cute and heartwarming wtf

you have no soul
No, the katana poking ashi on the... giant camel tram car thing was cute.
The hamfisted sloppy kiss with that music playing was fucking hilarious. (in a good way)

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The Flood / Re: Samurai Jack season 5
« on: May 07, 2017, 02:47:15 PM »
Okay dudes
seriously
that ridiculous kiss scene with that ridiculous music playing
It was fucking hilarious

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The Flood / Re: Empty™ Edition
« on: May 07, 2017, 02:29:32 PM »
Now when you say traps...
Stabby fally kind, not the OwO kind.
aww
well

If I fall in a spike trap will you come and make fun of me?

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