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And I'll send you the video.
*idea in regards to Ian and Saber

and Rei.
Nonononono


Don't record it, do somesort of... Google Chat or conference call.
So you can see his tears in real time.
You... are so... evil...

I like it.

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And I'll send you the video.
*idea in regards to Ian and Saber

and Rei.

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The Flood / Re: The story of you losing your virginity?
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:55:41 PM »
I have not lost it, if I had though, I would not share those stories with any of you. I do not understand why people are always so open about sexual stuff with each other. I actually give a shit about sexual interactions with my partner and keep those things between us.
I'm to tired to offer a detailed explanation myself (can't even command an army in Rome 2 deccently at the moment...r.i.p. Rocohard, you were a barbarian gentleman and a spearworthy scholar), so I'll just say "what Jim said."

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Illusion's games will never be the same again...

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The Flood / Re: Which is better, toes or soles?
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:23:30 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Which is better, toes or soles?
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:14:23 PM »
Paws
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING BESTIALIST FUCK

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The Flood / Re: The story of you losing your virginity?
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:01:13 PM »
It's a terribly boring yet awkward little story about me drinking bourbon and getting dicked.
Not exactly something worth detailing.

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The Flood / Re: Which is better, toes or soles?
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:56:45 PM »
GOD DAMN IT JIM DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE
yes
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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The Flood / Re: Which is better, toes or soles?
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:53:22 PM »
GOD DAMN IT JIM DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE

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Serious / Re: West Virginia elects to position nation's youngest lawmaker
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:02:48 PM »
Quote
Ms. Blair campaigned on a pledge to work to reduce certain taxes on businesses, and she also holds antiabortion and pro-gun positions. She defeated Democrat Layne Diehl, a 44-year-old Martinsburg attorney, whose top priorities included improving secondary education and solving the state’s drug epidemic.

Forgive me for not sharing your joy at this present time.
Yeah...

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The Flood / Re: Every Day Until You Like It
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:49:47 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Every Day Until You Like It
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:44:42 PM »
What a sneaky salmon.

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The Flood / Re: A good trick to play on your guy friend
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:37:52 PM »
How do you get permission to pull said coin from his anus though?

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Serious / Re: How not to behave as a teenager
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:35:25 PM »
There's also much to be said about people who are very smart often doing poorly in classes because they are bored by the simple material.
Then there's the times when you realize that it's very disheartening to figure out that you know more about classical antiquity than the 10th grade teacher who's supposed to be teaching you about politics in the Roman republic...

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The Flood / Re: What is your Favorite Movie?
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:30:47 PM »
Das Boot.

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Serious / Re: So a guy on /b/ killed some lady
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:27:21 PM »
Was it the picture of the naked chick with her throat slashed?
not slashed, the marks are from strangulation.

The pic is a screen cap of the original thread.
Ah, I only looked at that for a brief moment.
She wasn't a good looking corpse. Too old and fat.
The playboy tattoo was kind of funny to me. I don't know why.
I giggled when I noticed it.

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Serious / Re: So a guy on /b/ killed some lady
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:25:39 PM »
Was it the picture of the naked chick with her throat slashed?
not slashed, the marks are from strangulation.

The pic is a screen cap of the original thread.
Ah, I only looked at that for a brief moment.
She wasn't a good looking corpse. Too old and fat.

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Serious / Re: If you KNEW your country was going to be conquered...
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:19:59 PM »
WOLVERINES!

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Serious / Re: So a guy on /b/ killed some lady
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:18:34 PM »
Was it the picture of the naked chick with her throat slashed?

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Gaming / Re: Kyogre is objectively the best pokemon
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:14:38 PM »
>playing ubers
Fucking casual shitlord.
M-MUH FAKE RULES!
>waaaaaaaaaaaaa I can't use my legendaries to pwn everyone online

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The Flood / Re: white people gifs
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:39:57 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:37:02 PM »
AKs = Ugly as fuck



This is what a real gun looks like.
AKs only look shit if they're decked out in black furniture. They're beautiful with a wood set-up

The receiver is so ungraceful though.
Is rugged, simple, and trustworthy

That's what defines it's beauty. What other gun can you literally construct out of a piece of sheet metal in  your garage from a demilled parts kit?
YouTube

Any gun that can't retain accuracy past 100 yards isn't worth the time to home build.

Unless you happen to be recreating some lovely old musket designs...

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The Flood / Re: At Last... My Quest Is Over.
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:17:09 PM »
Hot glue him!

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The Flood / Re: Focnr is online
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:14:24 PM »
Aren't you supposed to be in bed?
I am in bed, I just can't fucking sleep. I'm too stressed.
yep. I get that. I need to be up at six too
Same, I have an important interview tomorrow and I'm out of cigarettes so I can't relax.
music?
Doesn't relax me
People tapping on random things on youtube?
It's got quite the communal following.

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The Flood / Re: Did you vore today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:06:06 PM »


There we go.

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The Flood / Re: Did you vore today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:04:51 PM »
Wait.. that's the wrong image.

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The Flood / Re: Did you vore today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:04:12 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Did you vore today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:02:19 PM »

e621 doesn't like to hotlink sometimes.
Just some advice.

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