Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - DAS B00T x2

Pages: 1 ... 108810891090 10911092 ... 1254
32671
The Flood / Re: Remember, remember, the 5th of November
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:21:34 PM »
you dumbasses DO realize what your SUPPOSED to do for Guy Fawkes day, right?
Get drunk, ring church bells, and try to hold back the urge to carry out Fawkes's plan?

32672

And I'll send you the video.
*idea in regards to Ian and Saber

and Rei.
Nonononono


Don't record it, do somesort of... Google Chat or conference call.
So you can see his tears in real time.
You... are so... evil...

I like it.

32673

And I'll send you the video.
*idea in regards to Ian and Saber

and Rei.

32674
The Flood / Re: The story of you losing your virginity?
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:55:41 PM »
I have not lost it, if I had though, I would not share those stories with any of you. I do not understand why people are always so open about sexual stuff with each other. I actually give a shit about sexual interactions with my partner and keep those things between us.
I'm to tired to offer a detailed explanation myself (can't even command an army in Rome 2 deccently at the moment...r.i.p. Rocohard, you were a barbarian gentleman and a spearworthy scholar), so I'll just say "what Jim said."

32675
Illusion's games will never be the same again...

32676
The Flood / Re: Which is better, toes or soles?
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:23:30 PM »

32677
The Flood / Re: Which is better, toes or soles?
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:14:23 PM »
Paws
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING BESTIALIST FUCK

32678
The Flood / Re: The story of you losing your virginity?
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:01:13 PM »
It's a terribly boring yet awkward little story about me drinking bourbon and getting dicked.
Not exactly something worth detailing.

32679
The Flood / Re: Which is better, toes or soles?
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:56:45 PM »
GOD DAMN IT JIM DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE
yes
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

32681
The Flood / Re: Which is better, toes or soles?
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:53:22 PM »
GOD DAMN IT JIM DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE

32682
Serious / Re: West Virginia elects to position nation's youngest lawmaker
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:02:48 PM »
Quote
Ms. Blair campaigned on a pledge to work to reduce certain taxes on businesses, and she also holds antiabortion and pro-gun positions. She defeated Democrat Layne Diehl, a 44-year-old Martinsburg attorney, whose top priorities included improving secondary education and solving the state’s drug epidemic.

Forgive me for not sharing your joy at this present time.
Yeah...

32684
The Flood / Re: Every Day Until You Like It
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:49:47 PM »

32685
The Flood / Re: Every Day Until You Like It
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:44:42 PM »
What a sneaky salmon.

32686
The Flood / Re: A good trick to play on your guy friend
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:37:52 PM »
How do you get permission to pull said coin from his anus though?

32687
Serious / Re: How not to behave as a teenager
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:35:25 PM »
There's also much to be said about people who are very smart often doing poorly in classes because they are bored by the simple material.
Then there's the times when you realize that it's very disheartening to figure out that you know more about classical antiquity than the 10th grade teacher who's supposed to be teaching you about politics in the Roman republic...

32688
The Flood / Re: What is your Favorite Movie?
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:30:47 PM »
Das Boot.

32689
Serious / Re: So a guy on /b/ killed some lady
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:27:21 PM »
Was it the picture of the naked chick with her throat slashed?
not slashed, the marks are from strangulation.

The pic is a screen cap of the original thread.
Ah, I only looked at that for a brief moment.
She wasn't a good looking corpse. Too old and fat.
The playboy tattoo was kind of funny to me. I don't know why.
I giggled when I noticed it.

32690
Serious / Re: So a guy on /b/ killed some lady
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:25:39 PM »
Was it the picture of the naked chick with her throat slashed?
not slashed, the marks are from strangulation.

The pic is a screen cap of the original thread.
Ah, I only looked at that for a brief moment.
She wasn't a good looking corpse. Too old and fat.

32691
Serious / Re: If you KNEW your country was going to be conquered...
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:19:59 PM »
WOLVERINES!

32692
Serious / Re: So a guy on /b/ killed some lady
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:18:34 PM »
Was it the picture of the naked chick with her throat slashed?

32693
Gaming / Re: Kyogre is objectively the best pokemon
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:14:38 PM »
>playing ubers
Fucking casual shitlord.
M-MUH FAKE RULES!
>waaaaaaaaaaaaa I can't use my legendaries to pwn everyone online

32694
The Flood / Re: white people gifs
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:39:57 PM »

32695
The Flood / Re: Post beautiful guns
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:37:02 PM »
AKs = Ugly as fuck



This is what a real gun looks like.
AKs only look shit if they're decked out in black furniture. They're beautiful with a wood set-up

The receiver is so ungraceful though.
Is rugged, simple, and trustworthy

That's what defines it's beauty. What other gun can you literally construct out of a piece of sheet metal in  your garage from a demilled parts kit?
YouTube

Any gun that can't retain accuracy past 100 yards isn't worth the time to home build.

Unless you happen to be recreating some lovely old musket designs...

32696
The Flood / Re: At Last... My Quest Is Over.
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:17:09 PM »
Hot glue him!

32697
The Flood / Re: Focnr is online
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:14:24 PM »
Aren't you supposed to be in bed?
I am in bed, I just can't fucking sleep. I'm too stressed.
yep. I get that. I need to be up at six too
Same, I have an important interview tomorrow and I'm out of cigarettes so I can't relax.
music?
Doesn't relax me
People tapping on random things on youtube?
It's got quite the communal following.

32698
The Flood / Re: Did you vore today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:06:06 PM »


There we go.

32699
The Flood / Re: Did you vore today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:04:51 PM »
Wait.. that's the wrong image.

32700
The Flood / Re: Did you vore today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:04:12 PM »

Pages: 1 ... 108810891090 10911092 ... 1254