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32641
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:57:08 PM »
I.....I have to get my comforter out of the dryer
Piss the bed again?
You did that last night. Remember?
Only because you wanted me to... pervert.
No.....I smacked your ass and you just started spraying
That's supposed to be the signal, idiot...
32642
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:52:39 PM »
I.....I have to get my comforter out of the dryer
Piss the bed again?
You did that last night. Remember?
Only because you wanted me to... pervert.
32643
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:46:17 PM »
I.....I have to get my comforter out of the dryer
Piss the bed again?
32644
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:45:38 PM »
*Takes wine bottle and locks self in room
*grabs more wine and joins septy*
Gtfo
*takes Das Boot's wine and kicks him out while padlocking the door
So mean... well I didn't want to drink with you anyway. hmph.
32645
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:35:49 PM »
*Takes wine bottle and locks self in room
*grabs more wine and joins septy*
32646
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:34:59 PM »
Join the fucking party. He's been on me for a month.
32647
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:28:09 PM »
Additionally: fucking old people can act perverted as hell and nobody thinks anything of it.
It seems the tolerance for creepiness in uncles is a lot higher than it is for fathers. Which is wonderful in my case. Making fun of children is amazing, especially when you're good at it.
>tfw no qt3,14 niece to sexually abuse through her development
Wait, no, that's fucking bad, isn't it?

I think I speak for everyone when I say w0t de fuk
What can I say? I'm bored and drinking.
32648
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:21:55 PM »
Additionally: fucking old people can act perverted as hell and nobody thinks anything of it.
It seems the tolerance for creepiness in uncles is a lot higher than it is for fathers. Which is wonderful in my case. Making fun of children is amazing, especially when you're good at it.
>tfw no qt3,14 niece to sexually abuse through her development
Wait, no, that's fucking bad, isn't it?
 What the actual fuck?
that fucking gif, lol
32649
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:15:42 PM »
Additionally: fucking old people can act perverted as hell and nobody thinks anything of it.
It seems the tolerance for creepiness in uncles is a lot higher than it is for fathers. Which is wonderful in my case. Making fun of children is amazing, especially when you're good at it.
>tfw no qt3,14 niece to sexually abuse through her development Wait, no, that's fucking bad, isn't it?
32650
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:12:51 PM »
Additionally: fucking old people can act perverted as hell and nobody thinks anything of it.
32651
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:06:43 PM »
I feel like I'm missing a reference... oh well. More wine!
32652
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:44:54 PM »
>check on this thread >see bunch of RP >be totally out of the loop I'm just sitting here.
RP?
I'm talking with DAS, just because you don't know what we're talking about it's RP just because we like anime?
What?
Yes.
o bby
ayy lmao
[Alien Dong Swings]
;^)
32653
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:41:04 PM »
>check on this thread >see bunch of RP >be totally out of the loop I'm just sitting here.
RP?
I'm talking with DAS, just because you don't know what we're talking about it's RP just because we like anime?
What?
Yes.
o bby
ayy why don't you come here and lmao my wang
32654
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:29:10 PM »
>check on this thread >see bunch of RP >be totally out of the loop I'm just sitting here.
RP?
I'm talking with DAS, just because you don't know what we're talking about it's RP just because we like anime?
What?
Yes.
32655
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:17:17 PM »
And I'll send you the video.
*idea in regards to Ian and Saber
and Rei.
Nonononono
Don't record it, do somesort of... Google Chat or conference call. So you can see his tears in real time.
You... are so... evil...
I like it.
Like you'd see me tear up
Are you honestly that narcissistic, or can you just not read?
Probably both, you know, being a Bong and all.
Indeed.
I'm so nerve geared
Shh, no tsun, only dere now.
Tru'd be Asuna...
Spoiler Spoiler Without the skill. oh Byrne be sly more

I love it
AA2 Tru
Damn, I forgot to do that...
32656
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:16:48 PM »
THe cats are cheaper in the long run.
32657
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:13:17 PM »
And I'll send you the video.
*idea in regards to Ian and Saber
and Rei.
Nonononono
Don't record it, do somesort of... Google Chat or conference call. So you can see his tears in real time.
You... are so... evil...
I like it.
Like you'd see me tear up
Are you honestly that narcissistic, or can you just not read?
Probably both, you know, being a Bong and all.
Indeed.
I'm so nerve geared
Shh, no tsun, only dere now.
Haha haaaa
No really
Fuck you.
Okay.
32658
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:12:11 PM »
And I'll send you the video.
*idea in regards to Ian and Saber
and Rei.
Nonononono
Don't record it, do somesort of... Google Chat or conference call. So you can see his tears in real time.
You... are so... evil...
I like it.
Like you'd see me tear up
Are you honestly that narcissistic, or can you just not read?
Probably both, you know, being a Bong and all.
Indeed.
I'm so nerve geared
Shh, no tsun, only dere now.
32659
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:11:20 PM »
FUCKING COMMON CORE BULLSHIT!
32660
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:07:02 PM »
Oh, that's a nice field of poppies... Field of poppies... *ptsd flashbacks of Nuclear war with Gandhi*
32661
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:04:37 PM »
And I'll send you the video.
*idea in regards to Ian and Saber
and Rei.
Nonononono
Don't record it, do somesort of... Google Chat or conference call. So you can see his tears in real time.
You... are so... evil...
I like it.
Like you'd see me tear up
Are you honestly that narcissistic, or can you just not read?
Probably both, you know, being a Bong and all.
32662
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:38:07 PM »
Unintentionally. I really should shave though... I'm just too fucking lazy and I think out of cream. my shit just grows in awfully...
32663
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:19:11 PM »
USA! USA! USA!
32664
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:17:38 PM »
Brakes? People use those?
32665
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:05:54 PM »
Observation: Nobody is using signs to convey the message and meaning of the march. Which looks like, now a riot. Most marches in the US people use signs. Why aren't you guys using signs?
It's just an opportunity for people to behave like hooligans
But even the chimpout in Ferguson was full of signs!
32666
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:51:39 PM »
I'll wait for Nerve Gear.
We're all gonna die.
No, you see, because we watched the anime, clearly we know how to survive and do well.
It's a foolproof plan!
Oh please, not even the otakus in anime are genre savy. What makes you think you'll be any better?
Because we see otaku's in anime, it'll be like otaku inception!
Eww.
32667
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:37:05 PM »
I'll wait for Nerve Gear.
We're all gonna die.
No, you see, because we watched the anime, clearly we know how to survive and do well.
It's a foolproof plan!
Oh please, not even the otakus in anime are genre savy. What makes you think you'll be any better?
32668
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:28:40 PM »
you dumbasses DO realize what your SUPPOSED to do for Guy Fawkes day, right?
Get drunk, ring church bells, and try to hold back the urge to carry out Fawkes's plan?
No... make a scarecrow dressed as guy fawkes, then BURN THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF IT... and roast marshmallows on the ashes.
Can we still get drunk?
if you want... just don't fall in the fire.
Whoo! It's still a a party!
32669
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:24:29 PM »
you dumbasses DO realize what your SUPPOSED to do for Guy Fawkes day, right?
Get drunk, ring church bells, and try to hold back the urge to carry out Fawkes's plan?
No... make a scarecrow dressed as guy fawkes, then BURN THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF IT... and roast marshmallows on the ashes.
Can we still get drunk?
32670
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:22:43 PM »
Well, I do have parts of Nazi uniforms here... Spoiler Motherfucking
Hugo
Boss
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