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The Flood / Re: Why are you not in here?
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:57:08 PM »
I.....I have to get my comforter out of the dryer
Piss the bed again?
You did that last night. Remember?
Only because you wanted me to... pervert.
No.....I smacked your ass and you just started spraying
That's supposed to be the signal, idiot...

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The Flood / Re: Why are you not in here?
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:52:39 PM »
I.....I have to get my comforter out of the dryer
Piss the bed again?
You did that last night. Remember?
Only because you wanted me to... pervert.

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The Flood / Re: Why are you not in here?
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:46:17 PM »
I.....I have to get my comforter out of the dryer
Piss the bed again?

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The Flood / Re: Happy early thanksgiving from the Sep7agon team!
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:45:38 PM »
*Takes wine bottle and locks self in room
*grabs more wine and joins septy*
Gtfo

*takes Das Boot's wine and kicks him out while padlocking the door
So mean... well I didn't want to drink with you anyway. hmph.

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The Flood / Re: Happy early thanksgiving from the Sep7agon team!
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:35:49 PM »
*Takes wine bottle and locks self in room
*grabs more wine and joins septy*

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The Flood / Re: dustin accused me of being a pedo
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:34:59 PM »
Join the fucking party. He's been on me for a month.

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The Flood / Re: One Great Advantage of being Old as Fuck
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:28:09 PM »
Additionally: fucking old people can act perverted as hell and nobody thinks anything of it.
It seems the tolerance for creepiness in uncles is a lot higher than it is for fathers. Which is wonderful in my case. Making fun of children is amazing, especially when you're good at it.
>tfw no qt3,14 niece to sexually abuse through her development

Wait, no, that's fucking bad, isn't it?



I think I speak for everyone when I say
w0t
de
fuk
What can I say? I'm bored and drinking.

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The Flood / Re: One Great Advantage of being Old as Fuck
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:21:55 PM »
Additionally: fucking old people can act perverted as hell and nobody thinks anything of it.
It seems the tolerance for creepiness in uncles is a lot higher than it is for fathers. Which is wonderful in my case. Making fun of children is amazing, especially when you're good at it.
>tfw no qt3,14 niece to sexually abuse through her development

Wait, no, that's fucking bad, isn't it?


What the actual fuck?
that fucking gif, lol

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The Flood / Re: One Great Advantage of being Old as Fuck
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:15:42 PM »
Additionally: fucking old people can act perverted as hell and nobody thinks anything of it.
It seems the tolerance for creepiness in uncles is a lot higher than it is for fathers. Which is wonderful in my case. Making fun of children is amazing, especially when you're good at it.
>tfw no qt3,14 niece to sexually abuse through her development

Wait, no, that's fucking bad, isn't it?

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The Flood / Re: One Great Advantage of being Old as Fuck
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:12:51 PM »
Additionally: fucking old people can act perverted as hell and nobody thinks anything of it.

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The Flood / Re: To the people I have non-liking for
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:06:43 PM »
I feel like I'm missing a reference... oh well. More wine!

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>check on this thread
>see bunch of RP
>be totally out of the loop
I'm just sitting here.
RP?

I'm talking with DAS, just because you don't know what we're talking about it's RP just because we like anime?

What?
Yes.
o bby
ayy lmao
[Alien Dong Swings]
;^)

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>check on this thread
>see bunch of RP
>be totally out of the loop
I'm just sitting here.
RP?

I'm talking with DAS, just because you don't know what we're talking about it's RP just because we like anime?

What?
Yes.
o bby
ayy why don't you come here and lmao my wang

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>check on this thread
>see bunch of RP
>be totally out of the loop
I'm just sitting here.
RP?

I'm talking with DAS, just because you don't know what we're talking about it's RP just because we like anime?

What?
Yes.

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And I'll send you the video.
*idea in regards to Ian and Saber

and Rei.
Nonononono


Don't record it, do somesort of... Google Chat or conference call.
So you can see his tears in real time.
You... are so... evil...

I like it.

Like you'd see me tear up
Are you honestly that narcissistic, or can you just not read?
Probably both, you know, being a Bong and all.
Indeed.
I'm so nerve geared
Shh, no tsun, only dere now.
Tru'd be Asuna...
Spoiler
Spoiler
Without the skill.
oh Byrne be sly more



I love it
AA2 Tru
Damn, I forgot to do that...

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The Flood / Re: You are now given the option
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:16:48 PM »
THe cats are cheaper in the long run.

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And I'll send you the video.
*idea in regards to Ian and Saber

and Rei.
Nonononono


Don't record it, do somesort of... Google Chat or conference call.
So you can see his tears in real time.
You... are so... evil...

I like it.

Like you'd see me tear up
Are you honestly that narcissistic, or can you just not read?
Probably both, you know, being a Bong and all.
Indeed.
I'm so nerve geared
Shh, no tsun, only dere now.

Haha haaaa

No really


Fuck you.
Okay.

32658

And I'll send you the video.
*idea in regards to Ian and Saber

and Rei.
Nonononono


Don't record it, do somesort of... Google Chat or conference call.
So you can see his tears in real time.
You... are so... evil...

I like it.

Like you'd see me tear up
Are you honestly that narcissistic, or can you just not read?
Probably both, you know, being a Bong and all.
Indeed.
I'm so nerve geared
Shh, no tsun, only dere now.

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The Flood / Re: i got a new meme for you all!
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:11:20 PM »
FUCKING COMMON CORE BULLSHIT!

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The Flood / Re: The poppies at the tower of London are beautiful
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:07:02 PM »
Oh, that's a nice field of poppies...
Field of poppies...
Spoiler
YouTube
*ptsd flashbacks of Nuclear war with Gandhi*

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And I'll send you the video.
*idea in regards to Ian and Saber

and Rei.
Nonononono


Don't record it, do somesort of... Google Chat or conference call.
So you can see his tears in real time.
You... are so... evil...

I like it.

Like you'd see me tear up
Are you honestly that narcissistic, or can you just not read?
Probably both, you know, being a Bong and all.

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The Flood / Re: Are you doing no shave November?
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:38:07 PM »
Unintentionally. I really should shave though... I'm just too fucking lazy and I think out of cream.

my shit just grows in awfully...

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The Flood / Re: deal with it britbongs
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:19:11 PM »
USA! USA! USA!

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The Flood / Re: Is anyone a car guy/mechanic?
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:17:38 PM »
Brakes? People use those?

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The Flood / Re: Remember, remember, the 5th of November
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:05:54 PM »
Observation: Nobody is using signs to convey the message and meaning of the march. Which looks like, now a riot. Most marches in the US people use signs. Why aren't you guys using signs?
It's just an opportunity for people to behave like hooligans
But even the chimpout in Ferguson was full of signs!

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I'll wait for Nerve Gear.
We're all gonna die.
No, you see, because we watched the anime, clearly we know how to survive and do well.

It's a foolproof plan!
Oh please, not even the otakus in anime are genre savy. What makes you think you'll be any better?
Because we see otaku's in anime, it'll be like otaku inception!
Eww.

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I'll wait for Nerve Gear.
We're all gonna die.
No, you see, because we watched the anime, clearly we know how to survive and do well.

It's a foolproof plan!
Oh please, not even the otakus in anime are genre savy. What makes you think you'll be any better?

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The Flood / Re: Remember, remember, the 5th of November
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:28:40 PM »
you dumbasses DO realize what your SUPPOSED to do for Guy Fawkes day, right?
Get drunk, ring church bells, and try to hold back the urge to carry out Fawkes's plan?
No... make a scarecrow dressed as guy fawkes, then BURN THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF IT... and roast marshmallows on the ashes.
Can we still get drunk?
if you want... just don't fall in the fire.
Whoo! It's still a a party!

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The Flood / Re: Remember, remember, the 5th of November
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:24:29 PM »
you dumbasses DO realize what your SUPPOSED to do for Guy Fawkes day, right?
Get drunk, ring church bells, and try to hold back the urge to carry out Fawkes's plan?
No... make a scarecrow dressed as guy fawkes, then BURN THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF IT... and roast marshmallows on the ashes.
Can we still get drunk?

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The Flood / Re: Are you /fa/?
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:22:43 PM »
Well, I do have parts of Nazi uniforms here...

Spoiler
Motherfucking

Hugo

Boss

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