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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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32521
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:06:07 PM »
NNOOOOOOO! Why was th prophet of booty banned?>
32522
« on: November 08, 2014, 09:59:12 PM »
Does she happen to hang around that one girl in school who sits silently in class with her hair over her face, dresses in walmart clothes with old skate shoes, and may or may not own a Naruto headband?
Nope, nope, and nope. She's one of the more well known people at school
Well fuck...
32523
« on: November 08, 2014, 09:53:06 PM »
Burn in hell Weaboobies
Oh my Godoka... you lok so young.
32524
« on: November 08, 2014, 09:34:28 PM »
Huh... neat.
32525
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:12:56 PM »
Later, Greene.
32526
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:05:57 PM »
>mfw russians think they're anything but inferior to the German people
MFW I can wear that kind of cap + headset as well
Also MFW my name is Scout and rainbows make me cry
Ah, but mein Herr, does you cap do this like glorious German M43 field cap can?
Who need poop German hat when you have versatile Russian hat? I can tie the ear flaps up any way I please. That's cool as shit.
You have force my hand, long haired russia girl boy...
MLG DEUTSCHES REICH CHIN WARM STRAP, GO!
That would never stand up to Russian winter. Also, you'd better not talk shit about my hair. It's cool as shit.
BTW you can never beat this tower (taken two days after the last time I cut my hair):
You are so lucky that my beret and full face helmet are at my mother's house...
32527
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:49:53 PM »
>mfw russians think they're anything but inferior to the German people
MFW I can wear that kind of cap + headset as well
Also MFW my name is Scout and rainbows make me cry
Ah, but mein Herr, does you cap do this like glorious German M43 field cap can?
Who need poop German hat when you have versatile Russian hat? I can tie the ear flaps up any way I please. That's cool as shit.
You have force my hand, long haired russia girl boy... MLG DEUTSCHES REICH CHIN WARM STRAP, GO!
32528
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:31:19 PM »
>mfw russians think they're anything but inferior to the German people
MFW I can wear that kind of cap + headset as well
Also MFW my name is Scout and rainbows make me cry
Ah, but mein Herr, does you cap do this like glorious German M43 field cap can?
32529
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:21:26 PM »
>mfw russians think they're anything but inferior to the German people
32530
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:13:36 PM »
2darkforme/10
32531
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:51:36 PM »
I apoligize, Sir, but the one true Goddess is quite flat. Now... do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kaname Madoka?  She died for your sins.
32532
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:43:54 PM »
 Trap booty.
32533
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:42:49 PM »
I'm an Asian. And apparently I look better with glasses.
My hypothesis is now confirmed. Thank you, I'll be taking my twenty dollars.
Not if I take them first
You are an evil, dastardly man.
32534
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:40:49 PM »
I'm an Asian. And apparently I look better with glasses.
My hypothesis is now confirmed. Thank you, I'll be taking my twenty dollars.
32535
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:37:17 PM »
She asks you these and you immediately jump on your phone to post here?
That was your first mistake.
It was yesterday. All I did was answer her questions. And what does it mean? The numbers Mason what do they mean?
She's gauging your reaction so that later she can ask you out for the maybe somewhat three-glasses-of-wine cute otaku girl in the corner.
32536
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:27:32 PM »
Meh... I tongue punched a fart box once. I don't need to ever do it again.
32537
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:24:23 PM »
Ask her to fill a contract with you
In blood
Virgin blood?
Well then
Hi.
Go away
Pssh, you know you love my attention.
32538
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:21:03 PM »
Ask her to fill a contract with you
In blood
Virgin blood?
Well then
Hi.
32539
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:19:50 PM »
Ask her to fill a contract with you
In blood
Virgin blood?
32540
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:16:58 PM »
Does she happen to hang around that one girl in school who sits silently in class with her hair over her face, dresses in walmart clothes with old skate shoes, and may or may not own a Naruto headband?
32541
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:13:52 PM »
Interesting.
None of you noticed the "article" in the quote wasn't in the link, correct? I wrote it myself, copying the cheesy shit normally found in news articles like this. It's a true story, there is Doritos flavored Mountain Dew. But what I wrote in the quote was just to see how many of you would click the link when presented with a supposed quote from the article.
So none of you clicked the link because you either trust me, or the "article" seemed so genuine that clicking would be wasted effort, because oh think I copied and pasted from the article.
i read the article instead of the quote.
Is that what you usually do?
Mst of the time, since OP usially just snatches out some little bit of bias or something.
oh das
is your blood alcohol concentration above 20 mg/dL again
I have not yet begun to intoxicate meself.
bee kind winery
cranberry blush
i never knew an alcoholic beverage could be so gay
Hey man, girley wines taste good. And this shit's made like, two hours from me.
32542
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:09:55 PM »
Reported
Fucking do it.
Done, your small booty is reason enough alone.
Flat is justice!
32543
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:07:51 PM »
Interesting.
None of you noticed the "article" in the quote wasn't in the link, correct? I wrote it myself, copying the cheesy shit normally found in news articles like this. It's a true story, there is Doritos flavored Mountain Dew. But what I wrote in the quote was just to see how many of you would click the link when presented with a supposed quote from the article.
So none of you clicked the link because you either trust me, or the "article" seemed so genuine that clicking would be wasted effort, because oh think I copied and pasted from the article.
i read the article instead of the quote.
Is that what you usually do?
Mst of the time, since OP usially just snatches out some little bit of bias or something.
oh das
is your blood alcohol concentration above 20 mg/dL again
I have not yet begun to intoxicate meself.
32544
« on: November 08, 2014, 05:53:40 PM »
Interesting.
None of you noticed the "article" in the quote wasn't in the link, correct? I wrote it myself, copying the cheesy shit normally found in news articles like this. It's a true story, there is Doritos flavored Mountain Dew. But what I wrote in the quote was just to see how many of you would click the link when presented with a supposed quote from the article.
So none of you clicked the link because you either trust me, or the "article" seemed so genuine that clicking would be wasted effort, because oh think I copied and pasted from the article.
i read the article instead of the quote.
Is that what you usually do?
Mst of the time, since OP usially just snatches out some little bit of bias or something.
32545
« on: November 08, 2014, 05:49:38 PM »
Interesting.
None of you noticed the "article" in the quote wasn't in the link, correct? I wrote it myself, copying the cheesy shit normally found in news articles like this. It's a true story, there is Doritos flavored Mountain Dew. But what I wrote in the quote was just to see how many of you would click the link when presented with a supposed quote from the article.
So none of you clicked the link because you either trust me, or the "article" seemed so genuine that clicking would be wasted effort, because oh think I copied and pasted from the article.
i read the article instead of the quote.
32546
« on: November 08, 2014, 05:32:59 PM »
Huh?
What's that?
I need to get a phone to take pictures of my phone with...
Wait you're telling me everyone doesn't have two phones?
I see you drink that sweet dolla tea from Mcdonalds.
Well you see it's Dr. Pepper and well you see, the thing is.....
Spoiler I don't like sweet tea >____>
32547
« on: November 08, 2014, 05:29:57 PM »
Huh?
What's that?
I need to get a phone to take pictures of my phone with...
Wait you're telling me everyone doesn't have two phones?
I see you drink that sweet dolla tea from Mcdonalds.
32548
« on: November 08, 2014, 05:23:52 PM »
Huh?
What's that?
I need to get a phone to take pictures of my phone with...
32549
« on: November 08, 2014, 05:22:36 PM »
Name it after me!
Dillon?
Spell it right, ya cunt waffle.
Dylan?
Yes. Though I was originally suggesting my username or expecting some kind of joke based on my posting habits in return.
32550
« on: November 08, 2014, 05:21:28 PM »
Name it after me!
Dillon?
dillon
dilon
dilo
dildo
I'm actually in two or three phones as that... : /
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