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32491
« on: November 09, 2014, 09:27:52 AM »
I'm gonna hold on 'till the end of the month. Go see it with my brother when he's back.
It will be worth the wait.
I think I might mess my pants when I finally see Tiger 131 blow up a Sherman.
32492
« on: November 09, 2014, 09:18:13 AM »
I'm gonna hold on 'till the end of the month. Go see it with my brother when he's back.
32493
« on: November 09, 2014, 09:06:26 AM »
I don't get it.
The mustache guy is stealin the kid.
32494
« on: November 09, 2014, 09:02:35 AM »
Yeah I agree, Reverse Ivory Coast really is the most superior.
Everyone knows that's an Italian flag, bruv.
32495
« on: November 09, 2014, 08:13:38 AM »
>muh Jesus
>muh Jesus
>muh Jesús broke the law like we wanted him to. Now we can deport him.
>muh San Fran liberal smog
>mfw John Boner would have championed Romneycare if Obama wasn't the president
>muh Jesus
>marijuana is the single greatest threat to your youth and the future. And Jesus doesn't like drugs.
>muh Jesus
I hope I have provided significant insight into why that won't happen, OP.
32496
« on: November 09, 2014, 07:55:51 AM »
32497
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:26:52 PM »
What is: Ferrothorn with Hidden Power fire.
32498
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:23:20 PM »
Indeed.
So you can see how many times I've been reported?
ooh, how many times have I been?
32499
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:22:16 PM »
I just can't get past the heads and the mandibles... to insect-like
32500
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:19:02 PM »
Such graphics. Very art. Wow.
would bang
Fucking pedophile.
32501
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:17:26 PM »
Such graphics. Very art. Wow.
Not sure if Punisher or Misfits shirt.
32502
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:11:23 PM »
Gay story thread? I've got one or two decent ones.
Do it.
>be me >be in the national guard >be one week into our two week summer AT >be drunk as shit in the back of an astrovan watching LOtR with the squad >yawn at scratch head >arm ends up aross the shoulder of guy next to me > he looks at me >I laugh >he moves hand to my leg >I rub shoulder with hand that's already there >he works his way up leg >dude's fucking rubbing my dick through my pants >guy in seat in front of us turns around >"AW FUCK NO" >takes picture on iPhone >everyone runs out of van >us two in the back panic, head to room in barracks >three man room, other guy is passed out drunk >he reaches over from his bunk, starts rubbing my arm >I reach up, run hand down his side >he rolls over into my bed >says "I'm not gay, but I always though you were cute" >I blush hardcore, move down to lick his cock a little >come up to kiss him >instead he moves down >dude blows me after saying again that he isn't gay >I have to cuff him a few times for teeth usage >he's going hardcore for a rookie >grab back of his head >cum down his throat >I'm still fucking wasted so I pass out five second after >can hear "what the fuck noll, you just cum in my mouth then go to bed?" before consciousness leaves me >next day be awkward and avoidative as fuck
32503
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:01:33 PM »
Gay story thread? I've got one or two decent ones.
32504
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:57:52 PM »
By the gods.
Don't know why I was even worried. Looks like only a few people will read it anyway. If that many, that is.
Don't worry, son, I enjoyed it.
32505
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:56:05 PM »
.tfw you will never cut in to the bosom of a dead teen girl and feast upon her heart as you fuck her cold, clammy, dead vagina.
32506
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:52:07 PM »
>tfw no qt3.14 domme trap BF to publicly humiliate you and keep you locked in a chastity cage
32507
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:45:14 PM »
Trap booty.
For a trap, thats pretty good.
I know... that's a former Coup regular by the way.
i know who that is and it feels really weird
How so?
its not the picture you posted
its the fact that i somehow remember who it is even though i was never really part of your coup kool kids klub
You've masturbated to Cystic too, haven't you?
um
will this question be on the test
Yes.
will i get extra credit if i show all of my work
interpret that as you wish
Yes.
well then ill make sure to study as hard as i can
hon hon hon Good hebrew...
32508
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:44:28 PM »
Good news, Guys. LC is gonna look into the matter.
32509
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:43:41 PM »
Well, here ya go. Sorry for the poor lighting.
Late 20's?
20
Weird. THe upper half of your face says older, but your jaw and cheeks say young.
I guess my body is conflicted about aging?
Potentially. You look good though.
32510
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:40:24 PM »
Trap booty.
For a trap, thats pretty good.
I know... that's a former Coup regular by the way.
i know who that is and it feels really weird
How so?
its not the picture you posted
its the fact that i somehow remember who it is even though i was never really part of your coup kool kids klub
You've masturbated to Cystic too, haven't you?
um
will this question be on the test
Yes.
will i get extra credit if i show all of my work
interpret that as you wish
Yes.
32511
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:39:57 PM »
Well, here ya go. Sorry for the poor lighting.
Late 20's?
20
Weird. THe upper half of your face says older, but your jaw and cheeks say young.
32512
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:38:18 PM »
Well, here ya go. Sorry for the poor lighting.
Late 20's?
32513
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:36:28 PM »
Trap booty.
For a trap, thats pretty good.
I know... that's a former Coup regular by the way.
i know who that is and it feels really weird
How so?
its not the picture you posted
its the fact that i somehow remember who it is even though i was never really part of your coup kool kids klub
You've masturbated to Cystic too, haven't you?
um
will this question be on the test
Yes.
32514
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:34:15 PM »
Burn in hell Weaboobies
Oh my Godoka... you lok so young.
18 years of sweet ass that you can't handle
Sweetie, I could show you the time of your life.
The only question is, should I wear a skirt and wig or pants?
o bby
The wig and skirt of course.
Business-like or flirty?
Business.
Office slut style
Oh good. I've got a grey herringbone skirt that ends just above the knee... but no fucking tops to properly wear with it.
32515
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:32:41 PM »
Trap booty.
For a trap, thats pretty good.
I know... that's a former Coup regular by the way.
i know who that is and it feels really weird
How so?
its not the picture you posted
its the fact that i somehow remember who it is even though i was never really part of your coup kool kids klub
You've masturbated to Cystic too, haven't you?
32516
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:31:23 PM »
Burn in hell Weaboobies
Oh my Godoka... you lok so young.
18 years of sweet ass that you can't handle
Sweetie, I could show you the time of your life.
The only question is, should I wear a skirt and wig or pants?
o bby
The wig and skirt of course.
Business-like or flirty?
32517
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:28:01 PM »
Trap booty.
For a trap, thats pretty good.
I know... that's a former Coup regular by the way.
i know who that is and it feels really weird
How so?
32518
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:26:57 PM »
Burn in hell Weaboobies
Oh my Godoka... you lok so young.
18 years of sweet ass that you can't handle
Sweetie, I could show you the time of your life. The only question is, should I wear a skirt and wig or pants?
32519
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:25:51 PM »
Behold my emo faggotry!
>not pale enough
O rly, bitch?
Oh my god... fucking go eat a godamn turkey. The whole fucking bird, okay?
32520
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:23:12 PM »
Trap booty.
For a trap, thats pretty good.
I know... that's a former Coup regular by the way.
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