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The Flood / Re: please accept me for who I am
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:47:46 AM »

I don't get it.

Teal?

Quote
Xi am triggered by the color teal
That's pretty fucking gay. I would know, fram having seen quite a few gays in my time.

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The Flood / Re: Just picked my dad up from work, AMA
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:37:01 AM »
Tell your dad to give me a car.

He can't even afford the FT-1 right now
I said a car, never specified which one.
GTR R34 pls

Lmao
There is nothing funny about wanting the R34. Repent now.
The only reason the RB26DETT looks good is because it's only competator is the 2JZ.


Do you have a bone to pick with me?
Nah, I just enjoy this kind of banter.
:/
It's all in fun, brah.

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Serious / Re: A question for non hetero people.
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:30:32 AM »
Probably not.

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The Flood / Re: please accept me for who I am
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:29:01 AM »
I refuse to tolerate those who are not soluble in water.

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The Flood / Re: Linkin Park isn't even that bad
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:31:15 PM »
Meteora was mediocre and the new radio single is incredibly generic. I'm not expecting anything worthwhile from them for at least ten more years.

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Serious / Re: Who is MOST at fault...
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:17:45 PM »

You realize Europeans colonized other parts of the world and they turned out completely fine

You do realize the European "colonies" in Africa were extremely different than, say, India/Australia/The New World?
It was different, and so was the colonization between the Americas and Australia as example.

Ethiopia was never colonized but it still remains the same as other African nations. The major causes that make Africa what it is, is it's culture and general history of being less advanced than other civilizations
But Ethiopia kicked Italy's ass for a bit in 30's before the renewed northern advance...

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Serious / Re: We are seeing the Greatest Depression right now, in Europe
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:10:59 PM »
Wait, a slowing in inflation is bad?
Pardon me here, I'm a tad impaired, but, isn't rampant inflation what leads to crashes and stuff?

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Serious / Re: Who is MOST at fault...
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:00:18 PM »

You realize Europeans colonized other parts of the world and they turned out completely fine

You do realize the European "colonies" in Africa were extremely different than, say, India/Australia/The New World?
Isn't it arguable that Spain and South America are comparable to England and those shitty African colonies?

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:52:31 PM »
The hair is... rather... um... let's say that women get perms to look half as good as my hair did back when I could grow it out.
confirmed for kike
FUCK NO YOU GODDAMN ROMA MUTT GREEN EYED MUD BLOOD!

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:45:21 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo
What's your drink of choice, son?
If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.
Right....

So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?
>imblynig

I'm no freshman whore. I can take plenty.
Alright. Let's graduate to dry whites then. How long until I convince you to suck my dick?
you talk a lot of shit for a creepy internet anime man
I can back it up though, son. Deutches blood stronk! Alcohol flows in my DNA!
I'm way more German than you though
Prove it, untermensch!

Green eyes? ROUND chin?

Sorry son, but you're going in the oven.
nigra is you calling this round



Also, green eyes are the most aryan eyes of all. Even more aryan than blue.
If you're eyes ain't blue, you a jew.
this is literally you

I'd post my perfectly aryan reaction... but I don't feel like removing my wig to do so. 0
lel i bet you have a hook nose and curly hair
My nose be Elbe as fuck, son.

The hair is... rather... um... let's say that women get perms to look half as good as my hair did back when I could grow it out.

But regardless, my eyes be blue and my face screams "not jew".

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:38:59 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo
What's your drink of choice, son?
If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.
Right....

So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?
>imblynig

I'm no freshman whore. I can take plenty.
Alright. Let's graduate to dry whites then. How long until I convince you to suck my dick?
you talk a lot of shit for a creepy internet anime man
I can back it up though, son. Deutches blood stronk! Alcohol flows in my DNA!
I'm way more German than you though
Prove it, untermensch!

Green eyes? ROUND chin?

Sorry son, but you're going in the oven.
nigra is you calling this round



Also, green eyes are the most aryan eyes of all. Even more aryan than blue.
If you're eyes ain't blue, you a jew.
this is literally you

I'd post my perfectly aryan reaction... but I don't feel like removing my wig to do so. 0

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The Flood / Re: "Essay" on Rome: Rise, Height. Fall
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:36:18 PM »
Quote
In the First and Second Punic Wars the Carthage Empire
Carthaginian*

Too little time spend on Ceasar's civil war or even a mention of Pharsalus

No mention of the Five Good Emporors

No Gaius Marius

Diocletian stabilized the empire, prior to Constantine, and even he preserved the strength of the emperor. It took a good while longer for the western empire to collapse.

No mention of Rome and the Visgoths fighting in union against the Hunnic invasion of Gaul.



In short, go fuck yourself.
Your point? All I had to do was explain the rise, height, and decline/fall. Punic Wars, Pax Romana, and Christianity would have perfectly suffice. Everything else was just extra
But it's so breif... you can't just do a 7 page essay on the history of Ancient Rome. It's just... You don't explain anything!

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:36:02 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo
What's your drink of choice, son?
If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.
Right....

So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?
>imblynig

I'm no freshman whore. I can take plenty.
Alright. Let's graduate to dry whites then. How long until I convince you to suck my dick?
you talk a lot of shit for a creepy internet anime man
I can back it up though, son. Deutches blood stronk! Alcohol flows in my DNA!
I'm way more German than you though
Prove it, untermensch!

Green eyes? ROUND chin?

Sorry son, but you're going in the oven.
nigra is you calling this round



Also, green eyes are the most aryan eyes of all. Even more aryan than blue.
If you're eyes ain't blue, you a jew.

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:27:11 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo
What's your drink of choice, son?
If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.
Right....

So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?
>imblynig

I'm no freshman whore. I can take plenty.
Alright. Let's graduate to dry whites then. How long until I convince you to suck my dick?
you talk a lot of shit for a creepy internet anime man
I can back it up though, son. Deutches blood stronk! Alcohol flows in my DNA!
I'm way more German than you though
Prove it, untermensch!

Green eyes? ROUND chin?

Sorry son, but you're going in the oven.

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The Flood / Re: Just picked my dad up from work, AMA
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:20:32 PM »
Tell your dad to give me a car.

He can't even afford the FT-1 right now
I said a car, never specified which one.
GTR R34 pls

Lmao
There is nothing funny about wanting the R34. Repent now.
The only reason the RB26DETT looks good is because it's only competator is the 2JZ.


Do you have a bone to pick with me?
Nah, I just enjoy this kind of banter.

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:16:30 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo
What's your drink of choice, son?
If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.
Right....

So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?
>imblynig

I'm no freshman whore. I can take plenty.
Alright. Let's graduate to dry whites then. How long until I convince you to suck my dick?
you talk a lot of shit for a creepy internet anime man
I can back it up though, son. Deutches blood stronk! Alcohol flows in my DNA!
I'm way more German than you though
Prove it, untermensch!
>tfw light weight and proud.

Suck my dick, I get drunk easier.
Gladly.

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The Flood / Re: floodian plug.dj music
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:16:03 PM »
If the movements weren't so long, I'd have a playlist of baroque concertos.

And Chopin. God damn do I love Chopin.
Try some Stravinsky.
Right on, Brohemoth.
Did you just call me fat!?!
Negativo, brochacho.
Do five variations on 'bro' right now and you'll win a prize.
Broseph
Brosta
Brotato chip
Broseidon
Brociopath
Damn.

My prize isn't simple though. You may call on me for aid, but I'll decide whether you really need it or not. So be careful, in fact I'd recommend that you save it until you're backed into a corner with no way out. I'd take that seriously.
Will do, my Bromo-sapien.
Stop that now.
Okay, Bromander-in-chief.

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The Flood / Re: floodian plug.dj music
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:14:00 PM »
If the movements weren't so long, I'd have a playlist of baroque concertos.

And Chopin. God damn do I love Chopin.
Try some Stravinsky.
Right on, Brohemoth.
Did you just call me fat!?!
Negativo, brochacho.
Do five variations on 'bro' right now and you'll win a prize.
Broseph
Brosta
Brotato chip
Broseidon
Brociopath
Damn.

My prize isn't simple though. You may call on me for aid, but I'll decide whether you really need it or not. So be careful, in fact I'd recommend that you save it until you're backed into a corner with no way out. I'd take that seriously.
Will do, my Bromo-sapien.

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:09:57 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo
What's your drink of choice, son?
If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.
Right....

So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?
>imblynig

I'm no freshman whore. I can take plenty.
Alright. Let's graduate to dry whites then. How long until I convince you to suck my dick?
you talk a lot of shit for a creepy internet anime man
I can back it up though, son. Deutches blood stronk! Alcohol flows in my DNA!
I'm way more German than you though
Prove it, untermensch!

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The Flood / Re: floodian plug.dj music
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:07:53 PM »
If the movements weren't so long, I'd have a playlist of baroque concertos.

And Chopin. God damn do I love Chopin.
Try some Stravinsky.
Right on, Brohemoth.
Did you just call me fat!?!
Negativo, brochacho.
Do five variations on 'bro' right now and you'll win a prize.
Broseph
Brosta
Brotato chip
Broseidon
Brociopath

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The Flood / Re: Going to D.C. tomorrow for a thing (mods are meddling)
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:05:56 PM »
Alright you hooligans, I need a legit list of shit you'd wear, I don't wanna be stuck in my hotel room because I didn't pack properly.
Jeans, t-shit, warm ass jacket. You may want gloves and a knit cap. Possibly some long underwear either silky or wooly type depending on how comfortable you think you may be in warmer buildings.

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:04:06 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo
What's your drink of choice, son?
If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.
Right....

So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?
>imblynig

I'm no freshman whore. I can take plenty.
Alright. Let's graduate to dry whites then. How long until I convince you to suck my dick?
you talk a lot of shit for a creepy internet anime man
I can back it up though, son. Deutches blood stronk! Alcohol flows in my DNA!

32093
The Flood / Re: floodian plug.dj music
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:03:19 PM »
If the movements weren't so long, I'd have a playlist of baroque concertos.

And Chopin. God damn do I love Chopin.
Try some Stravinsky.
Right on, Brohemoth.
Did you just call me fat!?!
Negativo, brochacho.

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The Flood / Re: Just picked my dad up from work, AMA
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:02:40 PM »
Tell your dad to give me a car.

He can't even afford the FT-1 right now
I said a car, never specified which one.
GTR R34 pls

Lmao
There is nothing funny about wanting the R34. Repent now.
The only reason the RB26DETT looks good is because it's only competator is the 2JZ.


32095
The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 08:53:01 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo
What's your drink of choice, son?
If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.
Right....

So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?
>imblynig

I'm no freshman whore. I can take plenty.
Alright. Let's graduate to dry whites then. How long until I convince you to suck my dick?

32096
The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 08:46:04 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo
What's your drink of choice, son?
If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.
Right....

So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?

32097
The Flood / Re: I'm fucking done with this faggot-ass forum.
« on: November 17, 2014, 08:44:04 PM »
BABY COME BACK

YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON AR CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 08:42:39 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo
What's your drink of choice, son?

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 08:40:33 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.

32100
Fuck man, let's go liberate some Russian nationals.

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