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The Flood / Re: So let's list all the things that are broken today :D
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:39:52 PM »
OP's hymen
Give me a minute to Google that
You had to google that......

Sorry I don't study every part of the vagina in my spare time
*shrugs*
It's 6th grade health class stuff, mangolia.

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The Flood / Re: Biggest mistake you've ever made?
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:31:14 PM »
I fapped with hot sauce once.

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The Flood / Re: So. New York's Snowstorm
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:29:55 PM »
Pa is getting really cold already.  We even had some snow.
You get any laying up there? The snow we had last Thursday didn't stick...

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The Flood / Re: So let's list all the things that are broken today :D
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:11:47 PM »
Can't say I broke anything today.

Sunday my car's battery just decided that it didn't want to hold a charge anymore though. That was annoying.

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The Flood / Re: So. New York's Snowstorm
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:04:44 PM »
I saw that shit on Facebook. Heard that some Guard units are getting called in for state disaster relief for it.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Old celebrities who are stilll hot
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:56:03 PM »
inb4 carrie fisher

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The Flood / Re: ITT: My opinion of you
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:51:43 PM »
Ha, I get it.

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The Flood / Re: Making Vegimite Toast. AMA.
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:41:53 PM »
DO YA COME FROM FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
SOMETHING SOMETHING CAN YA HEAR THE THUNDER

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The Flood / Re: ITT: My opinion of you
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:39:55 PM »
I can has attention?

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The Flood / Re: FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE AUBERGINE
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:38:42 PM »

story of my life right here


If you are a yank, maybe. Most normal sized humans fit together quite comfortably <.<
>living on a small island

FUCKING LEL
>not needing all that space for the bloaters to ride around on their rascals
>taking it all anyway because we can


Wait...
Wasn't Florida owned by those filthy Spaniards?

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The Flood / Re: So Taurus made a curved gun
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:36:08 PM »
My one issue with it is the absence of iron sights, and the placement of a laser instead. I wouldn't put my life in the hands of electronics that can fail when you need them most.
How far away do you plane on using this thing? If it's for CC than most likely the person you are using it on is at most 10ft away. Unless you are firing at somebody 50ft away you will still be hitting your mark at 10ft away.
it's not the range that's the issue, it's reliability. Plastic or metal sights wont malfunction
But still shouldn't be needed at 10ft.

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The Flood / Re: >mfw imperial/ancient china rekts yurop
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:31:13 PM »
>domestication of goldfish
Holy fuck, I laughed to hard at this.

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The Flood / Re: Who's the least nerdiest here?
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:29:09 PM »
Me, obviously.

Prove that you have never felt that feeling, the feeling of which is the feel when you feel that feel when no girlfriend.
But you see, to never have felt that feel would make me an even shittier songwriter than I already am.

You'd be original. Everyone and their mother writes love songs.
But I don't want to be a fedoracore black metal dude who writes about burning churches with little orphans inside of them!

Than be a collective of weird cartoon characters who sing about a surreal meta late 90's/early 2000's urban esque fantasy!
That sounds nerdy, yo.

Gorillaz ain't nerdy bro.......

I think
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Who's the least nerdiest here?
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:22:19 PM »
Me, obviously.

Prove that you have never felt that feeling, the feeling of which is the feel when you feel that feel when no girlfriend.
But you see, to never have felt that feel would make me an even shittier songwriter than I already am.

You'd be original. Everyone and their mother writes love songs.
But I don't want to be a fedoracore black metal dude who writes about burning churches with little orphans inside of them!

Than be a collective of weird cartoon characters who sing about a surreal meta late 90's/early 2000's urban esque fantasy!
That sounds nerdy, yo.

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The Flood / Re: Who's the least nerdiest here?
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:04:58 PM »
Me, obviously.

Prove that you have never felt that feeling, the feeling of which is the feel when you feel that feel when no girlfriend.
But you see, to never have felt that feel would make me an even shittier songwriter than I already am.

You'd be original. Everyone and their mother writes love songs.
But I don't want to be a fedoracore black metal dude who writes about burning churches with little orphans inside of them!

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The Flood / Re: Who's the least nerdiest here?
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:58:23 PM »
Me, obviously.

Prove that you have never felt that feeling, the feeling of which is the feel when you feel that feel when no girlfriend.
But you see, to never have felt that feel would make me an even shittier songwriter than I already am.

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The Flood / Re: Who's the least nerdiest here?
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:50:45 PM »
Me, obviously.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, feels trip time
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:27:30 PM »
That comments section is pretty fedoracore...

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The Flood / Re: Tfw no fascist gf
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:04:38 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Tfw no fascist gf
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:01:40 PM »
9/10 would rape the fascism out of
Rape is never funny. Muted, reported, message sent to Jay.
GOD NO NOT JAY

Reported for triggering.
It's too late.

It was always too late.

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The Flood / Re: Tfw no fascist gf
« on: November 18, 2014, 01:59:22 PM »
9/10 would rape the fascism out of
Rape is never funny. Muted, reported, message sent to Jay.

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The Flood / Re: Tfw no fascist gf
« on: November 18, 2014, 01:56:49 PM »
She can invade my poleland, if you get what I am saying?
And if she decides to take the Sudetenland to the south instead?

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The Flood / Re: Tfw no fascist gf
« on: November 18, 2014, 01:53:05 PM »
>tfw no qt3.14 pure blooded bavarian girl to ethnically cleanse America with

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I fell as though everyone should have a say as to whether or not they wish to be human guinea pigs. Yes, that even includes lifers in prison.

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Serious / Re: Atheists of the forum
« on: November 18, 2014, 01:36:31 PM »
I mean. If the Ancient Greek/Roman gods existed, that would be pretty sweet.
I dunno, Zeus kinda seems like a dick.

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