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31951
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:45:47 PM »
not teaching my aggron dig in emerald
You got lost in Victory Road, didn't you?
31952
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:43:50 PM »
Attempted suicide.
wut
tuW
y u almo do dat tru?
Well this is gonna get dark again...
I have a flashlight
Why did I read that as fleshlight...
31953
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:43:26 PM »
Attempted suicide.
wut
tuW
y u almo do dat tru?
Well this is gonna get dark again...
no. It's okay.
Good doggy. Here's a bone.
31954
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:41:30 PM »
Attempted suicide.
wut
tuW
y u almo do dat tru?
Well this is gonna get dark again...
31955
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:40:11 PM »
I reckon it's because they try to sexualise the part of the body they see the most. Think of those with foot fetishes and then try to imagine them doing anything to women other than grovelling at their feet.
Exactly
Vaginas are gross so I'd happily be content with that.
31956
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:38:31 PM »
'sup hommie?
no not you :^)
:v(
31957
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:38:09 PM »
Getting my flower cut by a bad gardener.
Metaphor?
Yep.
Look at the bright side, now when you do find the right one, you don't have to worry about leaving blood on the backseat of his car.
31958
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:35:00 PM »
'sup hommie?
31959
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:20:45 PM »
Have you ever learned about ancient Chinese history? Because if you did, you'd learn that the Qin Dynasty started the construction of the Great Wall,
Even you must be even basically aware of the sheer fucking stupidity of comparing the Qin Dynasty's construction of the Wall to America's situation/capacity.
The short-lived Qin and Han Dynasties faced serious threats from northern nomadic tribes, including the Xiongnu. So in aspects of being flooded with foreigners, there exists similarities
Some mexican cleaning lady =/= the horde of genghis khan.
1. Genghis was Mongolian, not Xiongnu/Hun. That was Atilla
2. 10-15 million illegals are present in America
If that number isn't a big of a deal, then there's a issue on how you see things
That's um... 3% of the population. Is it really worth the money to build a giant fucking wall in the middle of the desert and maintain said wall to keep out a relatively small amount of people who for the most part would probably be legal immigrants if the system wasn't ten kinds of jacked up?
31960
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:03:36 PM »
Arrest me for I am impersonating a Pikachu.
31961
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:01:57 PM »
Learn most of the info.
Only have a few bullet points on any one slide.
Don't use infographics too much, no one gives a shit.
Talk loudly and Be BraveTM
Are you Mythic mang?
...
I AM!
I upvoted you today. You're welcome. You don't need to upvote me.
Downbooted.
Shut up whore.
You know you like it.
Maybe I do. Maybe I don't. But it's better when I act like I don't.
When did you become Tsun?
I don't even know who that is.
Ask Tru.
31962
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:00:02 PM »
It is, but it's not
The Stolen Valor Act of 2013 make it a crime for a person to fraudulently claim having received any of a series of particular military decorations WITH the intention of obtaining money, property, or other tangible benefit from convincing someone that he or she rightfully did receive that award
Wasn't the '13 version of Stolen Valor declared unconstitutional?
I believe the 2013 replaced the previous version, which was unconstitutional
Hmm... that might be right.
31963
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:58:45 PM »
jpan, russia very confuse. speak like russia
Vodka, Vodka Vodka?
BASHLEEEEEERR GRANATEN
I SPEAK GOOD RUSSIAN FROM OF BATTLEFIELD SCREAMING
ARGH DOKTOR SUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OHH HO HO
CHEEKI BREEKI, KOMRADE!
I NEED MORE VODKA KISHKOVEK!
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI HAND ME KALASHNIKOVI
WHEN THE RICH MAKE WAR IT'S THE POOR THAT DIE.
REMEMBER ARTYOM, YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW!
31964
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:55:58 PM »
Learn most of the info.
Only have a few bullet points on any one slide.
Don't use infographics too much, no one gives a shit.
Talk loudly and Be BraveTM
Are you Mythic mang?
...
I AM!
I upvoted you today. You're welcome. You don't need to upvote me.
Downbooted.
Shut up whore.
You know you like it.
Maybe I do. Maybe I don't. But it's better when I act like I don't.
When did you become Tsun?
31965
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:55:31 PM »
It is, but it's not
The Stolen Valor Act of 2013 make it a crime for a person to fraudulently claim having received any of a series of particular military decorations WITH the intention of obtaining money, property, or other tangible benefit from convincing someone that he or she rightfully did receive that award
Wasn't the '13 version of Stolen Valor declared unconstitutional?
31966
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:54:13 PM »
Learn most of the info.
Only have a few bullet points on any one slide.
Don't use infographics too much, no one gives a shit.
Talk loudly and Be BraveTM
Are you Mythic mang?
...
I AM!
I upvoted you today. You're welcome. You don't need to upvote me.
Downbooted.
Shut up whore.
You know you like it.
31967
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:52:57 PM »
Learn most of the info.
Only have a few bullet points on any one slide.
Don't use infographics too much, no one gives a shit.
Talk loudly and Be BraveTM
Are you Mythic mang?
...
I AM!
I upvoted you today. You're welcome. You don't need to upvote me.
Downbooted.
31968
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:48:58 PM »
jpan, russia very confuse. speak like russia
Vodka, Vodka Vodka?
BASHLEEEEEERR GRANATEN
I SPEAK GOOD RUSSIAN FROM OF BATTLEFIELD SCREAMING
ARGH DOKTOR SUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OHH HO HO
CHEEKI BREEKI, KOMRADE!
I NEED MORE VODKA KISHKOVEK!
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI HAND ME KALASHNIKOVI
31969
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:41:33 PM »
jpan, russia very confuse. speak like russia
Vodka, Vodka Vodka?
BASHLEEEEEERR GRANATEN
I SPEAK GOOD RUSSIAN FROM OF BATTLEFIELD SCREAMING
ARGH DOKTOR SUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OHH HO HO CHEEKI BREEKI, KOMRADE!
31970
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:30:08 PM »
Why else would he constantly wear a uniform if not to just get hand outs because it can be expected many people respect servicemen?
This just... this makes me laugh. Why else would someone who is actually in the military wear their uniform to a place like that? For the same damn reason, because they think everyone has to respect them and they know idiots will pay for their food.
I doubt you laughed, and I don't view people paying for servicemen's food as idiots. They do it out of respect. Who cares how much they're paid, its a kind deed either way. If you think that's stupid then all I get is that you're a negative person with a negative attitude.
You are the one being negative. You keep talking about respect and how paying for the meal is a kind deed, yet you guys keep shitting all over this person, just because people were respecting him and doing a kind deed by paying for his meal. If they only gave him respect because they thought he was in the military, then that is a problem with our society. Military members do not just deserve respect because of their job. They can earn respect like every other person. A lot of people in the military are total cunt bags. People treating military members (not service members, it is not a service) like they are above everyone else is so fucking backwards. They are not above anyone, and do not just immediately deserve respect for literally no reason. I respect the person, not their job.
LOL, way to turn this around. The reason we're shitting on this guy is because he's using a ploy to get free food from people by being dishonest.
Which is pretty smart on his part, taking advantage of the stupid people. Haha just for that he earns my respect lol
Him being dishonest earned your respect? Wow. No wonder I'm sick of people in this country.
Kiyo's a bong, yo. A potato bonger to be more exact.
31972
« on: November 19, 2014, 03:37:20 PM »
Show her my boobs.
31973
« on: November 19, 2014, 03:36:28 PM »
I'm guessing a size 7.5 (EU 35)?
Edit: Just looked it up. Holy shit I'm good at guessing shoe sizes.
I was just gonna say, you're either really good or you cheated.
31974
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:59:27 PM »
Today's been sunny as hell with a high of 31.
31975
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:56:41 PM »
 Don't you want a PaK 40 to fire into the sky on the fourth of July, Flood?
31976
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:27:43 PM »
I see no problem with guns in the home, although other than a pistol what else do you need?
Explain how a 9mm cartridge can take down an elk or deer?
Hint: Answers starts with ca and end with n't
Actually... if you're not trying to take a shot past 100 yards, 9x19 is good enough for deer.
31977
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:16:29 PM »
'Murrica.
31978
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:15:33 PM »
And in 1936 the Germans developed the AT-ST walker.  ^proof
31979
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:13:32 PM »
Why people ever thought that would pass in Cali is beyond me...
31980
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:09:17 PM »
Hey! That's not Acid Bath!
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