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« on: November 19, 2014, 07:08:50 PM »
Bubble and squeak
Who the fuck thought that would be a grand idea? British cuisine: The official food of poverty.
no idea, I hear it tastes bad. Like super bad.
You're imblying that you can taste bong food.
your ignorance is pretty powerful, huh?
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of this delicious freedom.
have fun dying of fatty food.
as long as we only drink the diet sodas i'm sure we'll be fine
try water. And running
what's water

That's fanservice. Now tell me what this "water" is.
Imagine mountain dew, without the food colouring, carcinogens, bromine, flavouring, 300oz of sugar, crack cocaine, blood of a chipmunk and E420 in it.
But.. WHAT THE FUCK IS LEFT THEN?
Probably a biohazard, but mostly water.
This... "water" but the base source of the Dew then, yes?
31922
« on: November 19, 2014, 07:08:12 PM »
>rustingtrussinglemmyfloordoorlizard
31923
« on: November 19, 2014, 07:07:19 PM »
Bubble and squeak
Who the fuck thought that would be a grand idea? British cuisine: The official food of poverty.
no idea, I hear it tastes bad. Like super bad.
You're imblying that you can taste bong food.
your ignorance is pretty powerful, huh?
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of this delicious freedom.
have fun dying of fatty food.
as long as we only drink the diet sodas i'm sure we'll be fine
try water. And running
what's water

That's fanservice. Now tell me what this "water" is.
Imagine mountain dew, without the food colouring, carcinogens, bromine, flavouring, 300oz of sugar, crack cocaine, blood of a chipmunk and E420 in it.
But.. WHAT THE FUCK IS LEFT THEN?
31924
« on: November 19, 2014, 07:06:51 PM »
Bubble and squeak
Who the fuck thought that would be a grand idea? British cuisine: The official food of poverty.
no idea, I hear it tastes bad. Like super bad.
You're imblying that you can taste bong food.
your ignorance is pretty powerful, huh?
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of this delicious freedom.
have fun dying of fatty food.
as long as we only drink the diet sodas i'm sure we'll be fine
try water. And running
what's water

That's fanservice. Now tell me what this "water" is.
please. That was hardly fanservice
Water is something you need moron. Drink it.
I've survived this long off of Mtn Dew, I think I'll do just fine.
31925
« on: November 19, 2014, 07:04:49 PM »
Bubble and squeak
Who the fuck thought that would be a grand idea? British cuisine: The official food of poverty.
no idea, I hear it tastes bad. Like super bad.
You're imblying that you can taste bong food.
your ignorance is pretty powerful, huh?
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of this delicious freedom.
have fun dying of fatty food.
as long as we only drink the diet sodas i'm sure we'll be fine
try water. And running
what's water

That's fanservice. Now tell me what this "water" is.
31926
« on: November 19, 2014, 07:00:45 PM »
Similar situation, maybe.
I have been propositioned by a married woman. What is my moral and ethical obligation assuming a post-modernist background and anti-theist values?
Uhh, elaborate
Um, That's about all I'm comfortable saying. I don't really know him nor anything about their marriage.
I meant elaborate on the second sentence. I have no idea what you mean by any of that
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postmodern_philosophyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antitheism
31927
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:57:35 PM »
Bubble and squeak
Who the fuck thought that would be a grand idea? British cuisine: The official food of poverty.
no idea, I hear it tastes bad. Like super bad.
You're imblying that you can taste bong food.
your ignorance is pretty powerful, huh?
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of this delicious freedom.
have fun dying of fatty food.
At least I'll die happy and soaked in bacon grease.
31928
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:57:00 PM »
Similar situation, maybe.
I have been propositioned by a married woman. What is my moral and ethical obligation assuming a post-modernist background and anti-theist values?
Uhh, elaborate
Um, That's about all I'm comfortable saying. I don't really know him nor anything about their marriage.
31929
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:56:02 PM »
Bubble and squeak
Who the fuck thought that would be a grand idea? British cuisine: The official food of poverty.
no idea, I hear it tastes bad. Like super bad.
You're imblying that you can taste bong food.
your ignorance is pretty powerful, huh?
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of this delicious freedom.
31930
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:52:41 PM »
Bubble and squeak
Who the fuck thought that would be a grand idea? British cuisine: The official food of poverty.
no idea, I hear it tastes bad. Like super bad.
You're imblying that you can taste bong food.
31931
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:51:43 PM »
Well, I did have an English teacher who thought that Shakespeare was the pinnacle of English literature...
I mean, he is though. She/he is technically right, we still learn about Shakespeare and he changed the English language as is.
Maybe I mean this in terms of what he did for English culture
Yeah, but like, there were still better play writers after him.
Doesn't mean he can't be considered the pinnacle, I actually think Shakespeare is quite good, really good. It's a game of opinions in truth
He was a major part, but like, if anything, he was more of a foundation than a crowning moment.
31932
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:50:39 PM »
Similar situation, maybe.
I have been propositioned by a married woman. What is my moral and ethical obligation assuming a post-modernist background and anti-theist values?
31933
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:48:49 PM »
Well, I did have an English teacher who thought that Shakespeare was the pinnacle of English literature...
I mean, he is though. She/he is technically right, we still learn about Shakespeare and he changed the English language as is.
Maybe I mean this in terms of what he did for English culture
Yeah, but like, there were still better play writers after him.
31934
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:45:09 PM »
Well, I did have an English teacher who thought that Shakespeare was the pinnacle of English literature...
Wat, why?
Because... yes.
31935
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:42:34 PM »
Well, I did have an English teacher who thought that Shakespeare was the pinnacle of English literature...
31936
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:38:50 PM »
Bubble and squeak
Who the fuck thought that would be a grand idea? British cuisine: The official food of poverty.
31937
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:36:58 PM »
I laughed.
31938
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:27:01 PM »
The food is so bland that they have to give it lively names to at least sound appealing.
31939
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:24:59 PM »
Fucking damn......
Reminds me the days I would fucking school the shit out of blinded Democrats in my government class constantly
i would pay to see you making a fool of yourself and not realizing it
oh wait
I would pay for you to see how fat you are
oh wait, you can't even see because the fat blocks your eyes
For fucks sake, at least when I talk shit like that it makes sense...
31940
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:18:13 PM »
DA:I has a pretty cool one.
Not up to par of the DA:O tin, IMO.
31941
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:12:30 PM »
yes
31942
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:06:20 PM »
Getting my flower cut by a bad gardener.
Metaphor?
Yep.
Look at the bright side, now when you do find the right one, you don't have to worry about leaving blood on the backseat of his car.
Two things:
1. Really...? Backseat of a car?
2. I already find someone cool.
My analysis of Hollywood expectations of romance tell me that such a place is typical of a couple's first time, usually when parked on a hill overlooking their town. Also, I've got legit sheep pelts on my back bench.
31943
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:04:24 PM »
Fucking damn......
Reminds me the days I would fucking school the shit out of blinded Democrats in my government class constantly
Funny, I always had to correct the rednecks in mine .
31944
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:03:39 PM »
Because DAS touches himself at night
Just at night? A bit of an understatement, don't you think?

Fap to the footwork
But....
THEY'RE WEARING FLAT BOOTS!
the fact you have a certain style you like just makes it all the more wrong
Well what's so odd about preferences?
you. You're odd. You. Just you.
Oh, and you're not, Mr. Tsun-tsun?
31945
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:02:12 PM »
Because DAS touches himself at night
Just at night? A bit of an understatement, don't you think?

Fap to the footwork
But....
THEY'RE WEARING FLAT BOOTS!
the fact you have a certain style you like just makes it all the more wrong
Well what's so odd about preferences?
31946
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:59:33 PM »
Because DAS touches himself at night
Just at night? A bit of an understatement, don't you think?

Fap to the footwork
But.... THEY'RE WEARING FLAT BOOTS!
31947
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:58:05 PM »
Because DAS touches himself at night
Just at night? A bit of an understatement, don't you think?
31948
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:52:42 PM »
You are horrible pirates.
I'll have you know that I seed for like 30 seconds after the download finishes.
>seeding >ever What are you, a nice guy?
31949
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:51:21 PM »
I reckon it's because they try to sexualise the part of the body they see the most. Think of those with foot fetishes and then try to imagine them doing anything to women other than grovelling at their feet.
Exactly
Vaginas are gross so I'd happily be content with that.
You are stupid, Vaginas are amazing and should be treated with respect you little shit
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Quiet or i'll wreck your vagina to teach you a lesson
You'll never silence the voice of the voiceless!
31950
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:49:01 PM »
Hi slightly overweight guys! Mind if I chill in here for a minute?
Fuck off, ya skinny ass trout.
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