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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: Post here and I won't respond to you
« on: November 21, 2014, 09:02:28 PM »
Good sir, I always welcome an opportunity to say "Door is a nigger."

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The Flood / Re: So, like, from an objective, scientific standpoint
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:57:48 PM »
You gotta be a total Deci to use it literally.

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The Flood / Re: Faith in humanity: -10
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:56:03 PM »
I dunno man, watching two drunk guys shoot a roman candle at another drunk guy and hit him once in the face and then in the ass after he falls down in pretty funny in person.

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:50:10 PM »
PLEASE TELL ME THAT TAPCO'D ABOMINATION ON THE RIGHT IS NOT YOURS
Problem, door?
WHY DO YOU NEED SHIT ON SIMONOV RIFLE LIKE AS IF IT BEING TACTICAL RIFLE OF STONER?

DO NOT SHIT ON SIMONOV

RIFLE IS FINE
bruh

chinese stocks are less sturdy than a fat chick on a wooden bridge. the thing was basically about to fall apart
And this is why you don't buy chinkyshit...

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Serious / Re: Nice guy GameStop
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:48:35 PM »
Good on them. I really hope this trend of opening stores as early as 6pm thanksgiving day for Black Friday phases out in a few years...

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The Flood / Re: Weekly reminder
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:42:46 PM »
It's not even December yet.

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The Flood / Re: my fellow 420 smoek erryday brothers, i require some advice
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:42:02 PM »
Ah, just go vape with em, homie G.

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:39:04 PM »
Am sorry good sir, but I do not want your slavshit.
That sks is chinese

checkmate jidf scum
>implying ching chongs aren't just really short east Russians
>implying one true desticle knows how i like my rice cooked
>implying you should eat raw carbs like rice
>implying i know what that means
>implying i don't eat your mums raw carbs
>being too dumb to recognize a fat joke

All that cosmoline must be getting to you...

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:26:08 PM »
Am sorry good sir, but I do not want your slavshit.
That sks is chinese

checkmate jidf scum
>implying ching chongs aren't just really short east Russians
>implying one true desticle knows how i like my rice cooked
>implying you should eat raw carbs like rice

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:20:18 PM »
Am sorry good sir, but I do not want your slavshit.
That sks is chinese

checkmate jidf scum
>implying ching chongs aren't just really short east Russians

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The Flood / Re: Post here and I'll call you a faggot
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:19:28 PM »
I'm a faggot.

Ha, totally disarmed you.

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:18:39 PM »
Am sorry good sir, but I do not want your slavshit.

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The Flood / Re: Mosin–Nagant
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:16:49 PM »
M1 Garand master race
SKS>Garand

This is what happens when you try to load a Garand and the bolt jams your finger

Spoiler
You have to be nearly as dumb as that guy who catches his arm in the breech of his tank's main gun for that to happen though...

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The Flood / Re: Gatsby is such a Wednesday
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:13:00 PM »
Today feels like a Wednesday. I work until Tuesday.

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But... sarcasm is my native language!

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The Flood / Re: PSA: Nazi Girls
« on: November 21, 2014, 06:56:34 PM »
>expecting some whore in a corset wearing a knight's cross and an SS visor cap

I'll have you know that my Nazi fantasies involve only properly and authentically dressed WH Helferin girls.
Although sometimes they are in male panzertruppen uniforms... straddling the 8.8 of a Tiger...
I just got a random fetish pic, I really cba finding a proper female ss uniform that either wasn't anime OR an asian girl cosplaying.
You bring great dishonor to the Reich.
Do I perform seppuku or bite a cyanide capsule?
The traditional cyanide with a Luger chaser, of course.

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The Flood / Re: Mosin–Nagant
« on: November 21, 2014, 06:55:35 PM »
>meme rifles

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The Flood / Re: Autofellatio
« on: November 21, 2014, 06:54:40 PM »
It has also been observed, simultaneously with manual masturbation, among Cape ground squirrels.[5]
lol

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The Flood / Re: PSA: Nazi Girls
« on: November 21, 2014, 06:53:34 PM »
>expecting some whore in a corset wearing a knight's cross and an SS visor cap

I'll have you know that my Nazi fantasies involve only properly and authentically dressed WH Helferin girls.
Although sometimes they are in male panzertruppen uniforms... straddling the 8.8 of a Tiger...
I just got a random fetish pic, I really cba finding a proper female ss uniform that either wasn't anime OR an asian girl cosplaying.
You bring great dishonor to the Reich.

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The Flood / Re: PSA: Nazi Girls
« on: November 21, 2014, 06:27:39 PM »
>expecting some whore in a corset wearing a knight's cross and an SS visor cap

I'll have you know that my Nazi fantasies involve only properly and authentically dressed WH Helferin girls.
Although sometimes they are in male panzertruppen uniforms... straddling the 8.8 of a Tiger...

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The Flood / Re: Who wants a Nazified avatar?
« on: November 21, 2014, 06:16:00 PM »
Faggots and their hard on for the Nazis.
Well who wouldn't?

Spoiler
Spoiler
I prefer my nazi women with a bit of class, lady.

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The Flood / Re: The state of education in CA
« on: November 21, 2014, 06:04:06 PM »
I'm more concerned about the health department closing the school cafeteria...

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The Flood / Re: Who wants a Nazified avatar?
« on: November 21, 2014, 06:00:36 PM »
Nazis are bad guys though.
I'm sorry, but if you have Hugo Boss and Ferdinand Porsche on your team, than you can never be bad guys.

Always got to have an SS uniform re....I mean Nazi's are bad mmkay?
Nonsense!

Nobody with pants this swagging could be bad!

No joke, SS uniforms were beautiful. I think the Nazi's style of fashion was superb.
I'm partial to the panzer uniforms myself... The rose collar piping just really sets off that black wool.

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The Flood / Re: Who wants a Nazified avatar?
« on: November 21, 2014, 05:49:30 PM »
Nazis are bad guys though.
I'm sorry, but if you have Hugo Boss and Ferdinand Porsche on your team, than you can never be bad guys.

Always got to have an SS uniform re....I mean Nazi's are bad mmkay?
Nonsense!

Nobody with pants this swagging could be bad!

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The Flood / Re: Who wants a Nazified avatar?
« on: November 21, 2014, 05:43:15 PM »
Nazis are bad guys though.
I'm sorry, but if you have Hugo Boss and Ferdinand Porsche on your team, than you can never be bad guys.
I have no idea who those are.
Swageducate yourself.

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The Flood / Re: Who wants a Nazified avatar?
« on: November 21, 2014, 05:40:10 PM »
Nazis are bad guys though.
I'm sorry, but if you have Hugo Boss and Ferdinand Porsche on your team, than you can never be bad guys.

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I agree, OP. Bronies should kill themselves in one giant, dirty nuclear explosion at Bronycon.
This is some brutal edge, man. We should all try to aspire to it sometimes.
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Posted by: ferrrari

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Posted by: bobismymom
Taco is assassin. Look, he has 2 browsers open. Discuss.

What? No. I had IE open because I wanted to take pics. Chrome dosen't let you copy pasta.

I want to kill you, -blam!- you taco, i hope your death is slow and painful...

TAco I will cut off your limbs piss in your head and wear your face back to your family and see if they notice!
Ahh, I loved reading ferrari's posts. Shame that I missed his rise to fame... I was offline and rather occupied in South Carolina that summer.

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I agree, OP. Bronies should kill themselves in one giant, dirty nuclear explosion at Bronycon.

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The Flood / Re: I found Tartar Sauce
« on: November 21, 2014, 05:05:48 PM »
That was funny when Sprungli was four.

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