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Serious / Re: Libertarian Republicans handle the economy best, it seems
« on: November 22, 2014, 03:31:08 PM »
So what are her beliefs?
Well she's a Keynesian and doesn't seem too concerned about inflation >.>
Well, fuck.

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The Flood / Re: People who don't like big titties are neckbeards.
« on: November 22, 2014, 03:30:31 PM »
Enjoy your Ellen Page tier 12 year old boy women
Gladly.

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Serious / Re: Retarded company attacks small family business
« on: November 22, 2014, 02:53:56 PM »
You'd think a simple notice or cease and desist would be the first course of action...

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Does breast reduction surgery count?
Yes
Then I disagree.  Women of all kinds always look better after it.
Wrong
Jim, do we have to have a talk about why flat chested girls are objectively the best?
It is no surprise to me that I am surrounded by pedos
I'm hurt.
luv u but huge tits are the best
The flatter the chest, the closer you are to her heart though.
I need to remember that line.

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Serious / Re: Libertarian Republicans handle the economy best, it seems
« on: November 22, 2014, 02:43:55 PM »
So what are her beliefs?

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Does breast reduction surgery count?
Yes
Then I disagree.  Women of all kinds always look better after it.
Wrong
Jim, do we have to have a talk about why flat chested girls are objectively the best?
It is no surprise to me that I am surrounded by pedos
I'm hurt.
luv u but huge tits are the best
A wise man once wrote "Anything more than a handful is a waste."
Live these words, Jim, and you too can find happiness.

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The Flood / Re: Please update my brief summary of the people on here
« on: November 22, 2014, 02:41:27 PM »
Sounds about right...

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The Flood / Re: Metroid Vs Halo vs Mass Effect Vs Star Trek vs Star Wars
« on: November 22, 2014, 02:39:08 PM »
Halo with use of the rings probably.
But muh CIS scum.

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Does breast reduction surgery count?
Yes
Then I disagree.  Women of all kinds always look better after it.
Wrong
Jim, do we have to have a talk about why flat chested girls are objectively the best?
It is no surprise to me that I am surrounded by pedos
I'm hurt.

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The Flood / Re: Metroid Vs Halo vs Mass Effect Vs Star Trek vs Star Wars
« on: November 22, 2014, 02:37:45 PM »
Do we know enough about the Q to count them?

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Does breast reduction surgery count?
Yes
Then I disagree.  Women of all kinds always look better after it.
Wrong
Jim, do we have to have a talk about why flat chested girls are objectively the best?

31723
Does breast reduction surgery count?
Yes
Then I disagree.  Women of all kinds always look better after it.

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Does breast reduction surgery count?

31725
The Flood / Re: I got a call from my manager
« on: November 22, 2014, 02:26:59 PM »
Spoiler
You're fired

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Serious / Re: Do you feel like you live in a safe area?
« on: November 22, 2014, 02:11:52 PM »
The biggest threat to my safety are deer on the roads, so I'd say yes. I'm far enough away from the city to not worry about certain people when I'm walking down the street at midnight to a different bar.

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The Flood / Re: I encountered my first furry IRL today.
« on: November 22, 2014, 02:09:13 PM »
I saw a weeb today while shopping for groceries. Neckbeard and in a kimono.
Eww.
You should have taken a picture so that the internet can ridicule him.

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The Flood / Re: What genres of music do you listen to?
« on: November 22, 2014, 02:02:40 PM »
- Jazz
- Classical/Opera
Get back to plowing your feild, serf.

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The Flood / Re: I encountered my first furry IRL today.
« on: November 22, 2014, 01:04:25 PM »
There was a fat chick in high school a few years below me who used to wear lots of black, died her hair pastel colors, and wore a fox tail. Her personality was sickeningly bubbly.
Thus ends the tale of the only furry I've ever had the misfortune to say "hi" to in person.

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The Flood / Re: What are your two primary colours?
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:55:51 AM »
My wardrobe seems to be composed mostly of blacks and blues.
> 21st century
> being this dumb
>MMXIV
>#zestposting

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Serious / Re: Nice guy GameStop
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:44:16 AM »
AND the store has promised every cash register will be open, so sales associates and backroom people had their hours severely cut so that the Front-End people can get all the 40 hours
Wait...
Doesn't that seem a tad counter intuitive to bring more customers in while effectively decreasing restocking times by cutting the back end workers?

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The Flood / Re: Florida is easily the shittiest state in the US
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:40:25 AM »
best thing about Florida is you can ride a motorcycle all year round or drive with your windows down all year round
Debatable. When it's near 100 degrees outside, riding is nearly as miserable as when it's frigid. Stoplights become unbearable and the sunburn is insane. And when you are moving at highway speeds it feels like a blowdryer is hanging in front of your face.

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The Flood / Re: What are your two primary colours?
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:37:29 AM »
My wardrobe seems to be composed mostly of blacks and blues.

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Serious / Re: Biblical contradictions
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:09:28 AM »
>being any kind of Christian but Cathar
>ever

My fucking sides
>being a sect of crazy Jesus worshiping Iberian Buddhists
>not wanting to reincarnate over and over until you become the perfect human, then getting to chill with Jesus in heaven and fight against the evil old testament god
>wanting to reincarnate for a hundred different lifetimes
>not wanting to be reborn as a girl
>wanting to be oppressed , objectified, and raped by the Patriarchy
>not standing up to the patriarchy because it serves the will of the Judeo-satanist Old Testament god
>wanting my glorious patriarchy to crumble
>being a man
>having a penis
>2014

eh lo el
>being this femabrainwashed

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Serious / Re: Biblical contradictions
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:06:50 AM »
>being any kind of Christian but Cathar
>ever

My fucking sides
>being a sect of crazy Jesus worshiping Iberian Buddhists
>not wanting to reincarnate over and over until you become the perfect human, then getting to chill with Jesus in heaven and fight against the evil old testament god
>wanting to reincarnate for a hundred different lifetimes
>not wanting to be reborn as a girl
>wanting to be oppressed , objectified, and raped by the Patriarchy
>not standing up to the patriarchy because it serves the will of the Judeo-satanist Old Testament god
>wanting my glorious patriarchy to crumble

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Serious / Re: Biblical contradictions
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:04:51 AM »
>being any kind of Christian but Cathar
>ever

My fucking sides
>being a sect of crazy Jesus worshiping Iberian Buddhists
>not wanting to reincarnate over and over until you become the perfect human, then getting to chill with Jesus in heaven and fight against the evil old testament god
>wanting to reincarnate for a hundred different lifetimes
>not wanting to be reborn as a girl
>wanting to be oppressed , objectified, and raped by the Patriarchy

31739
The Flood / Re: Post the person who footsteps you want to follow in
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:03:54 AM »
Charles Taylor. (the Liberian Warlord, not the Wright Brothers' mechanic or the boxer)

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Serious / Re: Biblical contradictions
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:00:08 AM »
>being any kind of Christian but Cathar
>ever

My fucking sides
>being a sect of crazy Jesus worshiping Iberian Buddhists
>not wanting to reincarnate over and over until you become the perfect human, then getting to chill with Jesus in heaven and fight against the evil old testament god
>wanting to reincarnate for a hundred different lifetimes

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