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The Flood / Re: post feels music
« on: November 24, 2014, 05:51:43 PM »
Sometimes I like listen to this in a dark room and lie on the floor and cry befause >tfw you will never have a british wife with good teeth
YouTube
Spoiler
that was a joke

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One universal language is required for a unified world.
absolutelyharam.jpg
Different cultures are wonderful, but language barriers only divide and separate.
i suppose

but english is so boring

make it a pidgin of german and russian

nazi + communism = nazunnism

that is how we shall achieve world peace
Nazi Communists is a bad trope and you should feel bad.
nuh uh see i've had a patent on that idea for years now

tvtropes are just a bunch of dirty copiers
simpsonsdidit.wmv
yes but you see the simpsons and every other work of fiction were created from ideas tvtropes wrote down

because tvtropes

is actually

the illuminati

and who are the illuminati? jews

so it all ties back to me
le gasp

31533
One universal language is required for a unified world.
absolutelyharam.jpg
Different cultures are wonderful, but language barriers only divide and separate.
i suppose

but english is so boring

make it a pidgin of german and russian

nazi + communism = nazunnism

that is how we shall achieve world peace
Nazi Communists is a bad trope and you should feel bad.
nuh uh see i've had a patent on that idea for years now

tvtropes are just a bunch of dirty copiers
simpsonsdidit.wmv

31534
One universal language is required for a unified world.
absolutelyharam.jpg
Different cultures are wonderful, but language barriers only divide and separate.
i suppose

but english is so boring

make it a pidgin of german and russian

nazi + communism = nazunnism

that is how we shall achieve world peace
Nazi Communists is a bad trope and you should feel bad.

31535
The Flood / Re: I have a challenge for you!
« on: November 24, 2014, 05:35:41 PM »
I;d fuck him.

31536
Serious / Re: Now that's what I call haram
« on: November 24, 2014, 05:33:49 PM »
That's pretty shitty... dick move on the father's part.

31537
One universal language is required for a unified world.
absolutelyharam.jpg
Different cultures are wonderful, but language barriers only divide and separate.

31538
The Flood / Re: post feels music
« on: November 24, 2014, 05:28:18 PM »
YouTube


Obligatory acoustic Brian Fallon song

31539
Well, let's throw my crazy shit into the ring...


One universal language is required for a unified world. Que accusations of xenophobia.
Free trade is best trade
Inheritance tax is wrong, no matter how I feel about people just inheriting shitloads of money from someone who also inherited shitloads of money from the company their long dead grandfather build in the late 1800's just for being born by them.
Central Europe is still overzealous in their censorship of Nazi symbolism
Muslim extremists have no rights.
By extension of the former, operatives, administrators, and agents of opposing extremist organizations are open for precision strikes at any time. Europeans and constitutional fundamentalists seem to have an issue with this stance, the later especially is said operative happens to hold a US citizenship.
The Sex Offender Registry does nothing and needs to be repealed.
Women are conditioned by society to believe that the appropriate response to having been raped is to lie on the couch, eat ice cream, watch lifetime, and become a misandrist.
Modern use of gender roles is an entirely social construct in the developed world.
The US does need to cut military spending, however, the DoD is too retarded to make budget cuts without just cutting slots and fucking the enlisted man out of his benefits.
Religious doctrine has absolutely no place as the basis for law and policy making.
The only reason Republicans still dislike Obama's version of Romneycare is because Mitt didn't win in 2012.

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No data is being prioritized by TMo. Nothing is being sped up or throttled. It's still all traveling through the pipes the same, it just doesn't effect the customer's data limit.
Yeah,  that's what I'm thinking and why it's not an issue in regards to net neutrality.
Heck, this is probably a good thing in a way. With people seeing such heavy usage not affect anything negatively, more folks may start to wonder why the hell cellular data plans so freaking expensive and maybe sway other carriers to get competitive like this.

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The Flood / Re: The "How to win best hip hop award" starter pack
« on: November 24, 2014, 04:32:36 PM »
I don't get the mayonnaise.
white people love mayonnaise
Okay, that's true.

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The Flood / Re: That totes awkward moment
« on: November 24, 2014, 04:30:09 PM »
>Ossku
>time spent online: 45d 4h 13m
>45d 4h 13m
>45 fucking days
Wanna go?

Yeah, let's go right now, bitch, I'll tear you a new hole.
Don't tear it too big, I wanna go next

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The Flood / Re: 6.5. inch dicks are the perfect size
« on: November 24, 2014, 04:29:14 PM »
>.>
<.<

I see my notoriously homosexual reputation proceeds me.

31544
The Flood / Re: "We're ready for Ferguson!"
« on: November 24, 2014, 04:28:09 PM »
White chicks with guns are pretty scary.

31545
The Flood / Re: The "How to win best hip hop award" starter pack
« on: November 24, 2014, 04:25:30 PM »
I don't get the mayonnaise.

31546
The Flood / Re: Your tush is like the pistons in a Ferrari.
« on: November 24, 2014, 04:24:07 PM »
Eww, high reving small displacement V12's.
>being this American
Walk in to the club like yo watup I got a big block

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The Flood / Re: Your tush is like the pistons in a Ferrari.
« on: November 24, 2014, 04:21:08 PM »
Eww, high reving small displacement V12's.

31548
The Flood / Re: ITT: I say nice things to you
« on: November 24, 2014, 04:04:05 PM »

31549
Let me guess... something like "As a mother I feel that guns are scary and we need to feel like schools are more safe for our children" set this off?
"As a mother I think school libraries shouldn't have books depicting sexual content or foul language"
Soccer moms have always been staunch advocates of censorship and forced morality.

31550
Let me guess... something like "As a mother I feel that guns are scary and we need to feel like schools are more safe for our children" set this off?

31551
Serious / Re: A very nice political/social attitudes test
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:05:51 PM »
Now if only all us fine young libertarians would get out of our mother's basements and into local offices...

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Serious / Re: A very nice political/social attitudes test
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:39:38 PM »
To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible radical egalitarian with many strong convictions.
wat

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The Flood / Re: SFW crush thread
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:36:17 PM »

Just size or is

 regular trampling okay?
Either, but stockings are unacceptable.
You're unacceptable.

31554
Serious / Re: A very nice political/social attitudes test
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:35:54 PM »
Quote
Progressivism   85
Socialism   31.25
Tenderness   40.625

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible realistic egalitarian with several strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.
Well that seems about rightish.

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The Flood / Re: SFW crush thread
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:27:59 PM »

Just size or is

 regular trampling okay?

31556
It is too late... it was always too late.

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The Flood / Re: Okay...
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:21:52 PM »
Thanks OP, gonna go fap now.

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The Flood / Re: HELP SOMEONE STOLE MY IPAD!!
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:20:57 PM »
I'll get right on tracking him down... and pinning him down... and going down on him...

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The Flood / Re: You know what never gets old?
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:19:54 PM »
Nah.

Now making little kids cry? That's real joy.

 :'(
Try it sometime. It's a blast.

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The Flood / Re: I want some venison
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:19:26 PM »
I have some vegetarian roast in the fridge. So much better than meat, without all the gross chewy tendons and bits of gristle and stuff.
have you ever had kangaroo

What is it like
Dude, ain't you ever eaten at a McDonalds?

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