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The Flood / Re: [NSFW] I love sin
« on: November 26, 2014, 11:06:13 AM »
Oh my god... WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAMBURGER?! HERESY! TERRORISM! REMOVE TORTILLA!

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The Flood / Re: Do your friends have hot moms?
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:57:45 AM »
No...well there is a certain one that uses flip flops...

>.>
..... Seriously?
>__>
I ain't implying what you may think I may be implying, women love wearing flip flops over here in the summer.
You sure, brah?

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The Flood / Re: Do your friends have hot moms?
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:27:00 AM »
I did, she made me seriously question my sexuality.
Eww, a gay Oedipus complex? That feels like something that shouldn't be a thing.

"I did" as in, "I had a friend with a hot mom"

-_-
Ooooooooh.
That's better.

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The Flood / Re: Do your friends have hot moms?
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:19:58 AM »
I did, she made me seriously question my sexuality.
Eww, a gay Oedipus complex? That feels like something that shouldn't be a thing.

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The Flood / Re: Do your friends have hot moms?
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:18:00 AM »
Slash.

Spoiler
I have no friends

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The Flood / Re: Byrne
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:10:44 AM »
BURN.

Byrne can have a temper ay


suits him.
That's actually how I've been saying it.

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The Flood / Re: Groots identity revealed
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:09:51 AM »
I AM SPAR- GROOT!

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The Flood / Re: That's it, I'm leaving
« on: November 25, 2014, 10:11:30 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I want to snuggle with laci green
« on: November 25, 2014, 10:07:24 PM »
Why is she licking a frying pan?
just pretend it's a penis

context is irrelevant
Eh, works for me.

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The Flood / Re: I want to snuggle with laci green
« on: November 25, 2014, 10:05:44 PM »
Why is she licking a frying pan?

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The Flood / Re: Does Tennessee even matter?
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:52:49 PM »
It's only relevance to modern culture is a shitty pickup line that's probably never worked for anyone.
Oh, and I guess there's JD... But let's be honest, if that disappeared tomorrow, nobody would miss it

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The Flood / Re: I love big titties
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:45:29 PM »
Flat is justice.

Pedo
You say that like it's inherently a bad thing.
Pedophilia is punishable with death in the empire.
Wait, but I thought the Imperium was like, a super xenophobic space Rome... shouldn't they encourage pederasty?

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The Flood / Re: I love big titties
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:35:37 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I love big titties
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:33:45 PM »
Flat is justice.

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Gaming / Re: Preferred weapon sight?
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:23:07 PM »
4x Telescopic

Spoiler
On an M60

RIP BFBC sniper LMG's

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The Flood / Re: Brazilians are the proof that..
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:06:46 PM »
Islam: 8 Crusades wasn't enough.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: bands from your state
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:02:03 PM »
YouTube

It's well known that I'm not a huge fan of metalcore in general, but I'd rather post this than T-Swift or Trent Reznor.

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Gaming / Re: Play History
« on: November 25, 2014, 05:28:53 PM »
That fucking tetris. LOL

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The Flood / Re: What should I do now that I am 18
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:43:57 PM »
me

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Mountain Dew Flavor?
« on: November 25, 2014, 03:27:29 PM »
ITT: People who hate their insides
The liver is an evil organ, and so we must punish it.

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The Flood / Re: Happy Birthday to Jim The Jew.
« on: November 25, 2014, 03:24:58 PM »
Birthday sex?

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Mountain Dew Flavor?
« on: November 25, 2014, 03:22:20 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Who wants next?
« on: November 25, 2014, 03:03:17 PM »
Aww yeah.

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The Flood / Re: "Fig" is now ban-worthy on b.net
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:46:54 PM »


People who likes these things deserve to be banned.
But FIg Newtons are awesome.

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The Flood / Re: Members you miss?
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:25:12 PM »
Cowpie is a rather large lolcow, full of lols to be milked on a whim. I think that's why people miss him.
More than likely autistic, Christian with bad music tastes, closet homo that says he cured himself of the gay thoughts, fell in love with a lesbian who left him in the dust.

Honestly, I take it back now. We need him here as our new punching bag. My mind is swimming with insults for the fella.
But aren't you worried that he's gonna destroy the website like he swore to?
Only way he would get this place shut down is if he offs himself and his family claims it's from cyberbullying here, so not really.
Oh shit, that's metal as fuck.

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Serious / Re: Michael Brown Verdict due at 9PM EST
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:24:34 PM »
this entire situation is just proof of how hellish this world is. its incredible how jaded some of you are towards the loss of life... no matter how it really went down, its awful that anyone died. have some fucking respect..
I have no sympathy for black people thugs.
id hit you if i could.
I think he's just being sarcastic, mocking people who use the word "thug" as a substitute for "nigger".

people do that?
It's been the latest news media fad since Trayvon.

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Gaming / Re: Convince me not to buy Omega Ruby
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:23:42 PM »
It's a remake of the worst gen.
<gen III
<not gen I
<backwards maymay arrows

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The Flood / Re: Members you miss?
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:22:20 PM »
Cowpie is a rather large lolcow, full of lols to be milked on a whim. I think that's why people miss him.
More than likely autistic, Christian with bad music tastes, closet homo that says he cured himself of the gay thoughts, fell in love with a lesbian who left him in the dust.

Honestly, I take it back now. We need him here as our new punching bag. My mind is swimming with insults for the fella.
But aren't you worried that he's gonna destroy the website like he swore to?

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The Flood / Re: Members you miss?
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:15:58 PM »
Cowpie is a rather large lolcow, full of lols to be milked on a whim. I think that's why people miss him.

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